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yey i love a good laugh,
lol ha ha ha ha :)

turn that frown upside down

:( —–> :)

Maybe helpbot thinks he was making a joke…

laughter is the best medicine…

…so laugh at me

Austin Powers….always makes me laugh! I love gooooooold! :D

or, ‘put it in the skin box…’ hahahaha

I’ve seen a black teapot! Is that the same?

Dougie the Pisces wrote:
Penguin boy, shall i post a link to penguinism?

lol do what you want its your post :D

lol have you seen what help has classed this post as…

depression help : funny stuff

did you know moo shu is an indian curry :D

lol

so penguin boy whats your favorite cartoons

family guy,
simpsons,
american dad,
futurama,
you know the usuall :)

pingu pingu.

He was so stuupid, but for some reason it made me smile everytime.

yey pingu

(Joining in the group hug)}}} Heres a joke you all might enjoy; A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.

Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”

She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.

When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”

lol i liek it,
have a look at this its not really a joke but its somthing from my standup.

Why do women always complain about PMS, i believe its the only time they are themselves :D

dave sounds like a clever chap… we could all learn a thing or two there… but first, does anyone have $500.. there’s something i’ve got to try..

Penguin B☺y Brian wrote:
lol i liek it,
have a look at this its not really a joke but its somthing from my standup.

Why do women always complain about PMS, i believe its the only time they are themselves :D

hahahaha

yeah, like that katy perry song, “you… PMS… like a b*tch!… i would know”

{Felicity} wrote:
(Joining in the group hug)}}} Heres a joke you all might enjoy; A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.

Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”

She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.

When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”

If I was her, I’d say “Yeah, it was Dave, but he didn’t have the $500 for you”. I mean, a deal is a deal. She earnt it like the pro she is. Dave had better find another $500.

Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?

A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

zoo_baw wrote:
Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?

A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

One left a cosmic design in my corn field last night. I never saw her it’s true, but how else could it have got there?