New year Home Remedies :P
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting some else to
hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by
using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t
move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES;
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
DOWN THE STAIRS.
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