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I’m bored tooo. I’m reading about the NFL playoffs and browsing craigslist.

why dont you play with yourself then hehe………….

hey Vyki, how are you today?

Vyki wrote:
What is craigslist?

*shocked face*

read these.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/…

Vyki wrote:
Are they real??

All are real listings. Most from the rants and raves, personals, or missed connections sections. Funny stuff.

Vyki wrote:
To quote my daughter “Oh my crikeys!”

lol, quotable.

Vyki wrote:
She also told me I was a numpty today for not wanting toast. Shes only 2 :’(

You didn’t want toast? Your a numpty!

Vyki wrote:
It was plastic, you try eating plastic toast with invisible tea

mmmm, delicious.

Would have been better with imaginary jam…

lol plastic toast with invisible tea lol…….reminds me of toy story lol

no it was just the image of invisible tea, with buzz light year as the doll lol

Vyki wrote:
There is also plastic turkey with oven baked ice-cream

Why is it that you have all my favorite foods, but my grocery store never has them?

Vyki wrote:
We steal them all in the middle of the night mwah ha ha ha

I was just refining gasoline into plastic in my attic…

Well, my motto is, if it doesn’t work, make it work!

Despite the fact my computer’s internal parts are all rusted in, I made it work with threats of blackmail!

Works wonders!

My window is stuck though, can’t open in. I’m wearing him down though, so far he’s gone 5 days without sleep, he’ll crack soon…

Vyki wrote:
You could always try the run, jump, bash, slide…run, jump, window opens, you fly through it and land in the garden routine?

Yes, but even then it wouldn’t crash into my garden, my gravity has been acting up.

Vyki wrote:
Thats always a bummer, gravity is always so resistant to blackmail too! Hmm what to do?!

I’m paying off the electromagnetic force to get gravity to work. You know the saying, “Fight one fundamental force with another fundamental force.”

Try shopping for things you absolutely don’t need and can’t afford.
http://www.hammacher.com/gifts/extrao…

I like the $25,000 “power nap capsule” and the $50,000 replica of Robby the Robot myself, but I suppose some people would go for the $108,000 electric car.

Vyki wrote:
Not heard that one, but I have heard the phrase if it won’t work…kick it

Hitting gravity is hard to do…

Maybe I should try and get the help of the strong and weak nuclear force…

*falls to the ground, holding shin*

yeah, I felt it….

*takes boo boo buddy*

thank you.

Vyki wrote:
Now I feel so mean, is it going to bruise?

No, my immune response system’s been acting up, so it won’t.

Vyki wrote:
Oh dear you are having a bad time. Do you have anything that is in working order?

Time is still working right, though last week, I went through several hundreds of thousands of years in the matter of a few moments. It’s fixed now though. And my mind still functions, as so far I can see. Fire is getting rebellious, and is trying to expand into water, and amazingly, is kicking water’s ***.

Water is teaming up with Oxygen to try and fight back fire, but fire has a ally in electricity…

Either way, it means that I have no working water, or electricity, or fire, or oxygen till this is over.

Thank god I have blackmail on my lungs, otherwise I’d be dead by now. My lungs have been forced to use butane instead of air.

i tend to just go on ‘random article’ on wikipedia, but that eventually gets boring…

Vyki wrote:
Hmm the butane could definately explain a lot hehe

I fail to see what you are implying…

Though implication-ometer has been a bit buggy too…

Vyki wrote:
Oh thats lucky for me as my implications keep randomly slipping off their leads and refuse to come back when called

You should blackmail them with those Christmas party pictures. Implications had a wild time at that party I hear..

Thank you.

I’m off to put the final touches on a peace agreement with Fire and Water, let’s hope this works
*Puts his Diplomatic Tie on*

Vyki wrote:
They’ve been deleted, implications have beaten me to it…Oh elemental peace, its a toughy

Have they?

*pulls photographs out of pocket*

Time owed me a favor, got me back to before they were deleted.

As for the Diplomacy, I’ve given Fire France and Poland, Water gets Australia, Electricy gets Pluto, and Oxygen gets the rights to every MGM movie made prior to 1987.

Vyki wrote:
You are a lifesaver, ha the implications are quiet for now!They sound like good offers to me, so all is peaceful now apart from gravity?

Gravities quiet, but I had to him him my mint collection of G.I. Joe’s :(

Vyki wrote:
Well I can donate half a fruit and nut toblerone if that will pacify him instead?

It’s fine….

Because Gravity got tired of them and throw them in his Garbage.

Posing as a garbage man, I procured them.

Score!

Your welcome! and if that bed gives you any trouble, I think I can get him to be more reasonable…

Vyki wrote:
How???

It involves some buddies called steamroller, and bazooka…

Vyki wrote:
Yeah, I definately like your style!Am off now, thank you again! Keep up the good posts

I’ll try.

http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored….

well all i can really recommend is to do something artistic whether it be drawing, painting, or whatever. that is about all i have to do lol. sorry i couldnt help much. or you can play a game i call what if. take all the bad times in your life and pretend they happened differently. then find out how your life would be now :) it is usually helpful for me when im bored so yea there ya go :)