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Women appreciate the mastery of the english language.

I have learned one thing in my travels my friends, I shall share it. Women (I mean the non-plastic at least mildly intelligent ones) love a man who can make words bow at his feet and dance off his tongue (that’s called a metaphor!) Now gentleman, this isn’t about poems and other feeble attempts at getting more w’s in their awwws. It’s about captivating the ladies with the flow of your words. If your a dunce carry around a thesaurus. Alright, off to make more discoveries, thoughts? Questions? Comments? Praise? Worship? Chest-pain? (I recommend Pepsid complete)

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Michael Leibman offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Littleton, CO, US | 11 months ago (3 minutes after post)

thoughts — cloud up my mind
questions — shouldn’t the “gone” be gone if you’re not gone?
comments — why would you want to captivate ladies?
praise — nice writing!
worship — I don’t do that.
chest-pain — way too much.

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☆lilies☆ online Verified User (2 years, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 301 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months ago (5 minutes after post)

I appreciate a man who expresses his affection through actions but to do it with nice words is a plus point. ;)

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Michael Leibman wrote:
shouldn’t the “gone” be gone if you’re not gone?.chest-pain — way too much.

I’m still gone just visiting, and on the pain too much meds or too much pain?

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Mez offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
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I don’t get the point of this post… Is she a masochist? She is surely enigmatic…

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Michael Leibman offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Littleton, CO, US | 11 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Rowass, Gone wrote:

Michael Leibman wrote:
shouldn’t the “gone” be gone if you’re not gone?.chest-pain — way too much.
I’m still gone just visiting, and on the pain too much meds or too much pain?

Too much pain, but don’t worry, that’s not new, it’s more like the beginning of my story… so why are you so gone anyway?

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Mez wrote:
I don’t get the point of this post… Is she a masochist? She is surely enigmatic…

She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Michael Leibman wrote:

Rowass, Gone wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
shouldn’t the “gone” be gone if you’re not gone?.chest-pain — way too much.
I’m still gone just visiting, and on the pain too much meds or too much pain?

Too much pain, but don’t worry, that’s not new, it’s more like the beginning of my story… so why are you so gone anyway?

I don’t need any help, and I don’t have any advice to give. There’s only one thing missing from my life, love, and so I’m looking for it.

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Michael Leibman offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Littleton, CO, US | 11 months ago (13 minutes after post)

Rowass, Gone wrote:
There’s only one thing missing from my life, love, and so I’m looking for it.

Hmm… you could try speaking eloquently. I’ve heard that women flock to silver-tongued soliloquists.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Michael Leibman wrote:

Rowass, Gone wrote:
There’s only one thing missing from my life, love, and so I’m looking for it.

Hmm… you could try speaking eloquently. I’ve heard that women flock to silver-tongued soliloquists.

Hahahahaha, yeah I recently read a post about that.

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Mez offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months ago (14 minutes after post)

Rowass, Gone wrote:
She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

I did hint that your character was enigmatic…

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Mez wrote:

Rowass, Gone wrote:
She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

I did hint that your character was enigmatic…

That’s true, but I’m definitely a man, I just checked.

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Mez offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months ago (21 minutes after post)

Haha, just a tad too much information there but as long as you are sure.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months ago (23 minutes after post)

Positive.

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Sasha101 offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months ago (51 minutes after post)

Welcome back Rowass :-) is this for good or a visit ?

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Commander Ikari offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 82 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months ago (11 hours, 11 minutes after post)

Finally! All this time grunting at woman without success, now I know why!

Sir Cody † offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 55 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months ago (16 hours, 40 minutes after post)

Nice one Ikari.

I would love to agree wholeheartedly, but I must confess I cannot. I not the most eloquent of speakers, but I have been known to play the part of the wordsmith from time to time and while there are some women who appreciate such a tendency those are few and far between in comparison to those do not notice or enjoy such banter.
But, that is only what I have noticed.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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No, it’s true guys.

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months ago (3 days, 8 hours after post)

Rowwwwwww

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
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words=ladies?

so Instead of using pickup lines, I’m just going to read them the dictionary!

It can’t fail!

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
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Rowass, Gone wrote:

Mez wrote:
I don’t get the point of this post… Is she a masochist? She is surely enigmatic…

She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

HAhahahhaha!

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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Malori Malnourished wrote:
Rowwwwwww

Yes?

Nante wrote:

Rowass, Gone wrote:
Mez wrote:
I don’t get the point of this post… Is she a masochist? She is surely enigmatic…

She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

HAhahahhaha!

Shut the **** up!

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
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Nante wrote:

Rowass, Gone wrote:
Mez wrote:
I don’t get the point of this post… Is she a masochist? She is surely enigmatic…

She?! Have I been gone that long?! I was KING Rowass!!! I’m a man!!! ****!

HAhahahhaha!

Lmao, that was greatttt.
Rofl.

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