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I don’t mind those things, apart from people asking about exes, I simply refuse.

I dont ask any of those questions because i dont feel the need to lol. And its weird because guys have asked me all those questions except am i fat. Well one guy did and i didnt know what to say O_o LOL

Questions No Woman wants to Hear:

Do you know how to cook?

You want to get married?

Do you want kids and how many?

I REALLY miss you when can i come visit?

LMAO there are more i just cant think of them all because there are so MANY!

Questions No Man Wants to Hear!

How much money do you have? Is it going to take long?

True or False guys?

False

Where do we stand?

Right where you are!

Do you ever think about your ex-girlfriend?

In more ways than one!

Do you want to have kids?

Not if I have to support them!

Am I fat?

Is that a trick question?

Does your mother like me? (even worse, can I meet your parents?)

She likes you to stay the hell out of her sight!

Sure you can meet my parents, when pigs fly!

skyy wrote:
I dont ask any of those questions because i dont feel the need to lol. And its weird because guys have asked me all those questions except am i fat. Well one guy did and i didnt know what to say O_o LOLQuestions No Woman wants to Hear:Do you know how to cook?You want to get married?Do you want kids and how many?I REALLY miss you when can i come visit?LMAO there are more i just cant think of them all because there are so MANY!

Whoa, I always thought those were good things to say.

Another question the guys dont like is,
How old is your brother, is he single LOL

Overburdened wrote:

skyy wrote:
I dont ask any of those questions because i dont feel the need to lol. And its weird because guys have asked me all those questions except am i fat. Well one guy did and i didnt know what to say O_o LOLQuestions No Woman wants to Hear:Do you know how to cook?You want to get married?Do you want kids and how many?I REALLY miss you when can i come visit?LMAO there are more i just cant think of them all because there are so MANY!

Whoa, I always thought those were good things to say.

Well some girls might like those questions but i hate them! I mean its like im getting interviewed to be someones wife! How about we learn as we go! Goodness. I dont ask a million and one questions so why do guys feel the need to ask me?? They always say we are the emotional ones, we are the ones who want to take it to the next step (marriage and so forth), and we make things complicated. But in my eyes guys are the emotional ones, who want kids marriage and so forth, and make things complicated! Then when we start planning the “big” event you all go crazy like you wasnt the one who wanted to get married and have kids in the first place. I mean guys bring it up in less than a 2 months. Oh so when you having my kids or when we getting married?? See in the beginning its a joke but when things get serious you all get scared. I never understood that concept O_o…

We do like “some” of those questions, dont get me wrong, but those same questions can also scare us

little nick, that’s hilarious! but i’m glad i’m not your girlfriend haha