randomness help: Give me something random. - Help.com

penguins

Kumquats

lulz

trumpets

rich tea biscuits

If you see pig sporting a pink tutu dancing with a midget dressed up as Santa Claus, would you give him a gift?

Do one legged ballerinas wear oneones?

littlenick wrote:
If you see pig sporting a pink tutu dancing with a midget dressed up as Santa Claus, would you give him a gift?

thats not randome i see those everyday… and no i dont give them a gift

soap!!!

btw the one legged ballerina is like a famous ballet isent it?? or the one legged toy soilder…
ok heres more randomness…
internet
clothing
gaming systems
batman
…
=D

Penguin B☺y Brian� wrote:

littlenick wrote:
If you see pig sporting a pink tutu dancing with a midget dressed up as Santa Claus, would you give him a gift?

thats not randome i see those everyday… and no i dont give them a gift

and no i wouldent give him a gift couse im cheap…

Cow tipping. What’s the percentage you have to give them and for what services?

Ive been in love with a girl named Sarah.. Hope u can use that info, lol.

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, “maybe we will see what we can do.”

The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

haha!!! thats on my list of things to do before i die!! cow tipping!!

littlenick wrote:
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”“OK” the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, “maybe we will see what we can do.”The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

haha!! love it^

what is your project

That’s a song I used to dedicate to a friend of mine. Her name was Lori. But I used to change the word Sara for Lori in the song.

Original on YouTube.com

She left me to join the circus. To this day I don’t know what part of the world she is. :(.

Isn’t that an awesome song?

Vodka is a really good thing to use for cleaning glasses!

But who would want to waste vodka on glasses?!