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there was a little helper elf…

and he ranted on about crap.

Then A guy with a brain…

Answered a question without beind a ’smartass’ about it.

stepped in and..

Nante came surrounded by beautiful women who adore him

Then Nante got struck down by lightning for being a narcissistic ego maniac.

“oh noes” the women cried

haha, milli then smited all those Anonymous people, leaving all the member to rant on about simply nothing useful at all…

A Guy With A Brain?? wrote:
haha, milli then smited all those Anonymous people, leaving all the member to rant on about simply nothing useful at all…

woo! ha ha

milisaracine wrote:
Then Nante got struck down by lightning for being a narcissistic ego maniac.

then he was ressurected for Mili’s false judgement and mili was forced to listen to the spice girls

and her brain ’sploded…

=[ aww i miss her so much.

The pieces (of mili’s brain) were reformed and put on an electrified plate which spouted legs and began attacking the beautiful women who once followed Nante.

this has turned into an argument already :S

So…

A guy with a brain tricks Anon into watch 150 hours of Opera for being a NON-MEMBER :O

Well at least its not Oprah :P

Then Haro walked into this randomness and fainted.
*faints*

I agree, the pure torture.

then thatoneguy typed this message and dramatically hit “Send Reply”

THE END…?

thatoneguy wrote:
then thatoneguy typed this message and dramatically hit “Send Reply”

DUNT DUNT DUNT!!!

lol

thatoneguy wrote:
then thatoneguy typed this message and dramatically hit “Send Reply”

thatoneguy attacked his keyboarjkl;djkl;sdf klj;ds klh;klh;gkl;klj;afdslk;f snkvjkl;dfghjkl;g546er6+CEF6+DSFIOUASDF[LPB45YW54RG…from the ashes, he came out on top, with the keyboard smoldering in the ashe…wait how am i typing this?!?!

This guy is making a dramatic exit through the still smouldering ashes and thick smoke… Leaving a silhouette in the smoke he disappears.

Bogdan replied with a furious lashing from his own keyboard, in RUSSIAN!!

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and milisaracine’s reply was blocked…

then feeling bad about the whole spice girls things, Nante says sorry to millie, then wakes up haro from fainting, and then, in his true nante way, tries to hit on them both unsuccesfully.

and Haro is back

“oops i meant haro is black” said haro

oh no was that a racist joke?

Haro is tempted to click the red flag.

milisaracine wrote:
oh no was that a racist joke?

I hope not because the mods can see through anons and our anounymous friend will get banned.

wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

i really am sorry

Anonymous wrote:
wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

dont try to cover your butt now mr.

…or mrs. or ms. or miss.

Anonymous wrote:
wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

Well as a black person, I forgive you.

Anonymous wrote:
wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

Ah, good. I didn’t report it.

milisaracine wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

dont try to cover your butt now mr. …or mrs. or ms. or miss.

hey forgive and forget right my friends?

thank you, ive learned a lesson

milisaracine wrote:
[quote Anonymous]wo wo wo wo sry meant no offence warsover… with everything i am sry

Exactly - bend over!!

dude watch what you say

dude

Anonymous wrote:
thank you, ive learned a lesson

have you really?

If your Really sorry you’ll reveal yourself and stop the anon charade!

Eh well okay you dont have too, but it would show your sincerity.

how did I get here? I am not a guy with a brain!!

and then!!!!

the story continued…
as mili noticed that haro and nante have posted to almost everything she has…

oh so suspicious.

milisaracine wrote:
and then!!!! the story continued… as mili noticed that haro and nante have posted to almost everything she has… oh so suspicious.

Nante wondered what that was supposed to mean and scratches his head.

*gasp* Oh so suspicious… Haro actually got invited to this post and felt that she should respond.

Nante. wrote:

milisaracine wrote:
and then!!!! the story continued… as mili noticed that haro and nante have posted to almost everything she has… oh so suspicious.

Nante wondered what that was supposed to mean and scratches his head.

it means nothing this post was supposed to be a story and we got caught up in making the Anonymous person feel bad.

Delicious Haro wrote:
*gasp* Oh so suspicious… Haro actually got invited to this post and felt that she should respond.

EXCUSES! Where are my ketchup packets of doom?

thatoneguy backflipped

And the crowd goes wild for thatoneguy!!!

:)

And then he got assassinated by Nante, who realised that ‘thatoneguy’ was stealing his women.

Thatoneguy saved Haro from the ketchup packets of doom.

thatoneguy does not steal women… he already has one!

and milisaracine started singing her favorite song
“in the land of hair hatched some musical lads; they’re nice guys but they itch real bad. Come catch the craaaabs!!!”
woo

Woah catch crabs?

Nante backs away from milli

then that one guy chimed in with a song thats been stuck in his head ALL DAY…”good morning!…whoooohooohooohoohoo…good morning! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIiTmm…

awww. i no has crabs.

Uhuh…

Nante hides behind Haro.

thatoneguy hides behind Nante

why does my colored dot say im offline? asked thatoneguy

and now milisa has a ’sploded brain and is an outcast…

;_;

thatoneguy wrote:
why does my colored dot say im offline? asked thatoneguy

you must be a ghost.

thatoneguy wrote:
why does my colored dot say im offline? asked thatoneguy

the dots are wrong often.

this cannot be so!

thatoneguy wrote:
this cannot be so!

yep scroll up and it says mili is offline too.

You’re a special one thatoneguy

thatoneguy felt glad that someone acknowledged him :)

mine’s green…

wait no never mind… red.

the dots lie, :(

thatoneguy prepared for his mission to journey to the land of the dots to correct their mistakes

good luck may the tou be with you padawan

Whoa, some of Nante’s dots are both green and red..

All hail the mighty moose!

The dots can be wrong, but if you refresh sometimes they fix themselves.

NEW STORY!… once upon a time…

thatoneguy went to a land…

Anonymous wrote:
NEW STORY!… once upon a time…

it ended.

tough crowd

Commander Ikari wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
NEW STORY!… once upon a time…

it ended.

that deserves a quote.

And then long after the story ended, Dani came in and blow torched all of the remains of the story..

psssst Michael, this is where you close the post