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dear squirrel army… we decide to steal your gummy worms an claim the world again

haha i knows.. take this lolsquirrels BANG BANG BOOM

To the cat and squirrel armies of the world we of the Kodiak Grizzly Bear Clans want you to know that we spit on your fuzzy tails and will enjoy eating you for our appetizers before we dine on our main course of dogs! :-)

:OOOOOO oh my…..

da da da da da da da *strips* psssst while there distracted attack them from behind

Trees make good back scratchers =D

Tal.* wrote:
da da da da da da da *strips* psssst while there distracted attack them from behind

you actually think a bear would be distracted by a kitty cat being naked? Now a kitty cat dowsed in barbecue sause might work but just being naked won’t hehehe

what about a kitty cat dowsed in poison i mean cough cough chocolate syrup?

Tal.* wrote:
what about a kitty cat dowsed in poison i mean cough cough chocolate syrup?

It better be some really really strong poison but I feel sorry for the poor kitty because he is so going to die first ;-P jhahhaha

Forever • Night wrote:

Tal.* wrote:
what about a kitty cat dowsed in poison i mean cough cough chocolate syrup?

Your avatar is making me feel all warm and happy on the inside. That’s cheating!

haha it has the effect on people

khyron32 wrote:

Tal.* wrote:
da da da da da da da *strips* psssst while there distracted attack them from behind

you actually think a bear would be distracted by a kitty cat being naked? Now a kitty cat dowsed in barbecue sause might work but just being naked won’t hehehe

And did you say something about being naked? I’m gameeeee

mwahaha u cant kill me lolcats… ther have bearinvincability

hmmm naked squirrels sounds almost funny hahaha

my*

haha kumbyah is for lolsquirrels who know there going to lose an important battle

Forever • Night wrote:
cant we all just get along and sing kumbyah around the camp fire. sheesh

no but we can sing skin skin skin your cat gently by the stream ;-P

LoL hahaha sorry kitty cat :-P

in the year 2600 we’ll get a bit tired an maybe pretend to let you win. nawww my kitten is loooking veryyy cute right now

All this competition is bad for my hybernation I am suppose to be sleeping and dreaming of moose burgers right now hahaha

all this battling maybe we should just eat our gummy bears an sing camp fire songs…. what am i saying

gummy bears do you know how many tons of gummy bears I would have to eat to fill my stomach hahaha

It is only 2:47 pm right now I can’t go to sleep yet even though work is really boring hahaha

its like 9.19 here and we wont let ourselves be put under the spell

haha i had one part time but my work closed down =(

lollll now thats just not fair. lol so if they start talking to you are you supposed to stand there and ignore them. evil pet store ownerers

You are allowed to talk to the customers but you can’t ask them out on dates DUH hahahaa

haha rich grandmas lol. i wanna lemur. you shouldof dressed up in a ninja costume an stole him

LoL lemurs
I want a pet kokiak girzzly bear :-)
I’d like to see someone solicite at my house with my pet in the front yard hahaha

khyron32 wrote:
LoL lemurs
I want a pet kokiak girzzly bear :-)
I’d like to see someone solicite at my house with my pet in the front yard hahaha

well you wont be getting any johavas witnesses knocking on your door anytime soon

how on earth did the lemur get out of his little room lolol

he used his lemur door

an then he drove off in his little lemur car

yes and went to the lemur bar and picked up a cute lemur to spend the evening with and went back to his lemur hotel for the nigth ;-)

*night

then they had little lemur babys an had a lemur marriage but it didnt end well an had a little lemur divorce

yep followed by a nasty lemur divorce settlement and even nastier child care payments for the daddy hahaaha

haha the life of the lemur. it could be a reality tv show

wow, even a poor lemur can’t catch a break…
lol

oooo was it a good epiphany

lol well off makes u sound like u died an came back to life.. im not sure wether you could type if you were a ghost :O

Spooky o_O

EEEp 0_0 welll as long as your back to life an not a zombie or anything i suppose we can still be friends. actually having a zombie friend would be awesome

no (dont kill me) but im positive you shall tell us =))

well its not my fault i only know the city is at war

Def Leppard
oh wait they didn’t sing that song hahaaha

Forever • Night wrote:
haha Thats my ringtone ;P

awesomeness mine is…. lets get retarded, black eyed peas. lol

Def Leppard is the Greatest Band EVER! hahaha
I have no idea what kids today listen to but I’ll listen to anything except country or rap or hip hop or whatever they are calling urban music these days

I like sieze the day by them :-)

lol well ofcourse i love taylor swift, there doesnt really seem to be anyone who doesnt these days

i have bat country by them

No idea which song that is hahaha

ummmmmmmm *blankly stares*

Forever • Night wrote:
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off BY panic at the disco

-.-

now why didnt i get that b4

when you look in the mirror… who do you think of? is he wild and willing? Or is it just for show? ooooh come on! Oh babe! When you are alone… do you let go?

LoL yep
Def Leppard’s Love Bites ;-)

im just gunna stop trying to guess b4 i embaras myself =D

Don’t worry I’ll educate you about Def Leppard and you can educate me about current music ;-)

well i like everytype of music invented.. ok maybe not classical or jazz or some weird country stuff ..

haha no ways i 3 TS weird country stuff that would be on the beverly hillbillys movie

i 3 ts*

lol thats supposed to be a heart!

no he mean ♠

lol should i feel insulted?

girl guy what’s the difference? hahaha

No worries Justin I know you ♥ me but I don’t need glasses yet hahaha

haha well i have a few things that cood make the difference but lets not get into detail shall we

ummmmmm ….. the fact that guys are slobs and we arnt! wait scrap that i cant see the floor to my own room…

LoL yeah I was going to say when I was younger my sister’s room was a no go zone unless you wanted to fall into an abys and never be found again hahaha

My room use to be very well organized too. I could always find my stuff and if someone tinkered with my crap I always knew it because I had a very special way of putting stuff that no one ever put back correctly. :-) thief proof.

well i have some very disgusting confessions about whats in my room. can anyone say licked lollipop without its rapper mouldy coke ( yes thats possible) and who knows waht else

Mouldy coke what blasphamy!!!

il just say im working on some terrible disease that can defeat the americans some day

Well I’m a mean american ;-) hahaha but yeah if you poison my cokes I’ll die within a few minutes … I can’t live without coke!

well ofcourse if u join the lolcats side u can be spared. i mean jeez if i killed u who else will i be able to talk random junk too?

wow most popular post now wheres our medals

haha yes besides i could easily brain wash u but… that would be no fun

holy crap they made this the most popular post? who lost their mind and did that hahaha

hmmmm have to figure out a way to get your helmets off..

Well the bears are brainwashable but not for long we wake up after a few seconds and then eat the kitty cats that tried to control us hehehe

whats a lolcat gotta do to not get eaten these days

that would be a really brave squirrel to get that close to a bears mouth to claw its eyes out. I hope you don’t get eaten trying it ;-)

LOL now what was it doing a sock

now that is what I call a happy sock !

hmmmmmm take us all skydiving =D

god i wish i could find money in my socks, all i find is that theres only one of them

food mmm im hungry

neverrrr!!!

Forever • Night wrote:
Maybe I’ll buy a big mac and a Slurpee and then tell Steve all about it…mmm real food and not wood tasting MRE’s >=]

that is soooo not fair!!!

we can so!! aslan will defend us!

Forever • Night wrote:

khyron32 wrote:

Forever • Night wrote:
Maybe I’ll buy a big mac and a Slurpee and then tell Steve all about it…mmm real food and not wood tasting MRE’s >=]

that is soooo not fair!!!

Oh it totally is fair, I’m so gonna take pics of it…bwahahaha

Tal.* wrote:
neverrrr!!!

and YOU must, your furry kingdom cant last forever!

Yeah New Pics ;-) so let me get this straight I’m going to get a picture of you and food and nothing else on right hahaha

Tal.* wrote:
we can so!! aslan will defend us!

All Praise to ASLAN
I am a citizen of Narnia!

about time people bow down to me

Tal.* wrote:
about time people bow down to me

You are not Aslan you are the White Witch !!!!!!

Oh pans yes he did
hahaha

khyron32 wrote:

Tal.* wrote:
about time people bow down to me

You are not Aslan you are the White Witch !!!!!!

now that you know that… i will have to kill you

Tal.* wrote:

khyron32 wrote:

Tal.* wrote:
about time people bow down to me

You are not Aslan you are the White Witch !!!!!!

now that you know that… i will have to kill you

Good luck with your little stick! I am immune to your powers ;-P Just keep your little dwarfs to yourself because midgets make me laugh hahahaa
just kidding

Forever • Night wrote:
Didn’t the white witch die in the second one…that one kid broke the mirror thingy with her in it…or is she like Chucky and just wont die?

I white witch disappears at the end of the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe You never really see her again.

hahahaha nawwww tahts so cute an hilarious

Domo arigoto mr roboto ;-) hahaha

Yeah the Bears have out lasted the kitty cats and the squirrels hahaha

lol the kittycats are slowly going to sleepys..

ah poor kitty cats are tired here let me and my bears lay down on top of you and keep you all warm… squish!!!! hahaha

nooooooooooooooooooooo *dies*

Tal.* wrote:
nooooooooooooooooooooo *dies*

I always wanted a kitty cat fur hat ;-P

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would have loved to backpack across Europe! That would have been soooo much fun!

yesss we shall take over! must remember to brings lots of deoderent tho seeing as its skunk territory

make sure you have some tomato paste to get rid of the stink hahaha

well i can stand out then =D

I can’t run away or the military will invade Europe to get me back ;-P hahaha

Forever • Night wrote:

khyron32 wrote:
I can’t run away or the military will invade Europe to get me back ;-P hahaha

Psh…I’ll fight em off while you make a break for it and then we can meet up in an old castle later

while im fighting off the skunks

Forever • Night wrote:

khyron32 wrote:
I can’t run away or the military will invade Europe to get me back ;-P hahaha

Psh…I’ll fight em off while you make a break for it and then we can meet up in an old castle later

Well as much as I like swiss cheese I don’t think you’d look all that good full of holes :-( Besides after they fill you full of holes the cats would turn on you and eat you up! You can’t trust a kitty cat unless you can slap it silly hahaha

omg.. im listening to britney spears.

me too O_O

yayy now lets go busk in mexico

I was listening to “I kissed a girl and I liked it” song :-) but not to britney though she was on MTV earlier :-)

1. lolsquirrels shall never take over ever ever ever. 2. i so kissed a girl an i liked it

Tal.* wrote:
1. lolsquirrels shall never take over ever ever ever. 2. i so kissed a girl an i liked it

Yeah the squirrels and cats are never going to usurp the power of the Bears and yes I kissed a girl and I liked it too :-) hahaha

haha well the lolcats invented a bear shrinking machine so now there the size of ants =DDD

Tal.* wrote:
haha well the lolcats invented a bear shrinking machine so now there the size of ants =DDD

well then we will swarm over you like a swarm of angry army ants and eat you from the inside out ;-) hahaha

okay so i didnt think of that

man someone change our post who hasn’t even posted in it? what’s up with that!

Yeah it is a conspiracy to conceal the truth of our cool post :-)

they just dont want us to be famous

nawwww the person who secrety poisoned you will miss you too =)

omg….. dont eat the poison!!!! i need to learn more about the lovely world of molds (ewwww)

lol im guessing jello is just jelly. ewww that is so yuck lol

haha go veronices an yeah red flavour is the best

lol theyve been here for ages. ok i find it kind of ironic that i went to make my sandwich and the bread was mouldy

*disheartened look*

Yeah moldy bread hahaha eat it you silly kitty cat

well i could eat it an mysteriously not reply anymore because i died of poisoning an ul all be wondering why an get very upset OR i could substitute something for bread.. but what

lololololololol

lolol what about chocolate biscuits

ah yes veggiemite and bisuits mmm yummie hahaha

lol even i wouldnt eat that

well I’d eat it if I got something special out of it ;-)

chocolate biscuits and peanut butter mmm sounds like a giant reeses peices :-)

ewwww oreos

Peanut butter and People mmm mmm good hahaha

Forever • Night wrote:

Tal.* wrote:
ewwww oreos

*smack*

heyy that hurt =(

hahaha looks like the squirrels hurt the kitty cats

*cries* hey lettermans on, he’s such a tool, yet i still laugh at some of his jokes

well no one can be funny all the time but at least he makes you laugh once in a while :-)

heck with them both put in Johnny Carson hahaha oh wait I am pretty sure he retired already hahaha

i have no idea who that is an i love tht song

You don’t know who Johnny Carson is???????

uhhh… i dont think so