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Things Got Ya Down?

Well Then, Consider These .

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?

((And hi and *hugs* to everyone who noticed I’ve been away for a few months))
=]

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jcd offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

Welcome back.

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

Thank you =]

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Shepherd offline Verified User (11 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

That really made my day. Thanks for that. ^^

I love it when they catch you off guard.

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Glad you liked it, you’re welcome =]

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-Jay- offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Bethesda, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

Mitzy!!!!!!
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Jay- offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Bethesda, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

OMG woman! Where HAVE you been?!

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

Around…
Dude get in my shoutbox.

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-Jay- offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Bethesda, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

*winks*
You know I will, baby.

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (16 minutes after post)

Lol! =]

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-Jay- offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Bethesda, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

Wow… that shut em up!
lol
I dont think the masses know the deal, Mitz.
:P

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Luck of the Irish offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 24 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (19 minutes after post)

LOL that was good Mitzy, I enjoyed it, the irony in all of them,

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

Hey mitz, welcome back. if you don’t remember me thats becuase ive changed my name more than the artist formally known as prince.

lookit the bottom left of my profile.. one of them might ring a bell lol.

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

Lol Jay!
Luck and Joshy, glad you liked!
(and yes I remember you)
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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (34 minutes after post)

Hurrah, someone remembered me!

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An Unknown Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (15 hours after post)

LMAO!!! that made me laugh =) thanks hehe

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (22 hours, 57 minutes after post)

You’re welcome =]

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jetmoo offline Verified User (2 years, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 82 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months ago (2 weeks after post)

gosh i don’t know what to say. They’re quite good, they have good twists in them. thanks for showing mitzy :)

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An Unknown Location | 9 months ago (2 weeks, 1 day after post)

Hi, thanks for your november rain theory! Its always goodto know someone elsw has had a worse day, good message

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 9 months ago (2 weeks, 1 day after post)

Glad y’all enjoy =]

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Barbyman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 1 week ago (1 month after post)

Well Mitzy this is Humor i enjoy .I thought we lost you from help.i’m glad you back
with us.Keep on smiling,Life is to short not to…

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 8 months, 1 week ago (1 month after post)

Thank you =]]

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Jubilee offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 1 week ago (1 month after post)

great post!! i’ll be honest; no idea who you are ’cause i’ve not been around that long, but if you write posts like that then i’m glad you’re back :P

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 8 months, 1 week ago (1 month after post)

Thanks & welcome to Help.com (more addicting than drugs) =]

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An Unknown Location | 8 months ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

At least that terroist got his just desserts..
: )

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PersonalPandaParty offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Titusville, FL, US | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

That was depressing, really. But compared to my day, which was just rolling out of bed and proclaiming it a second Sunday, it was…depressing.

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eb0nI offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 1 week ago (2 months, 1 week after post)

Oh the awesome irony *^_^*

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