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10 Reasons religion improves our lives:

1) Religious wars help to keep overpopulation to a minimum

2) the Catholic ban on contreceptives, which has caused millions to die of AIDS also helps to control the population

3) the Crusades enabled the massacure of turks, which has same effect as above, and also allowed the west to gain spices, which where liberated from the heathens.

4) by forceing certain groups to remain at odds, we keep people on their toes and promote ’survival of the fittest’

5) it allows the church to get donations off people to hire missionaries to harass people on the streets of other countries, to bring them over to our side, and to help prevent inflation

5) It gives the media something to do, so people do not get worried about issues such as missing children.

6)It enables us to force children into a certain belief system at a young age.

7) it is an exellent way to remain in control of these children and other converts.

8) religious people are statistically more likely to commit crimes. This is because God rewards those who follow him with free food and shelter.

9) It produces violent and bloody litirature, which is great to read

10) it lets me create posts like this, to teach hethans a lesson.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

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AtheistDad 9 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

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Fusion ZX 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

I’ll tell you what’s bad, that michael jackson he did back in the 80s, you know the one where he’s “really, really bad”.

Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

Yeah, rule 6 - 9 kinda gave it away…

as did 1 - 5…!

No sorry! well…. ok! Your bound to either get LOTS of criticism, or totally ignored! Cos there’s lots of people here that are pretty up on their religious beliefs..

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

AtheistDad wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

We’re a bright bunch here,can’t sneak a thing past us.

I have to agree with AtheistDad here. Religion sucks ***. God is better than that.

Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (16 minutes after post)

Sans wrote:

AtheistDad wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

We’re a bright bunch here,can’t sneak a thing past us.

I was being Ironic!!!!

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AtheistDad 9 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (16 minutes after post)

Sans wrote:

AtheistDad wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

We’re a bright bunch here,can’t sneak a thing past us.

I have to agree with AtheistDad here. Religion sucks ***. God is better than that.

Actually, i will agree. God would be much better off without his religious followers

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jimreeve 2 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (4 hours, 58 minutes after post)

(Oh, I get it. This is irony.) I like the bible because it tells me how hard I can beat my slave. It also tells me what size of stick to beat my wife and children with.
It also tells me for which day of the week working on to exicute them to death by stones.
(Ya, this irony is fun.)
I also find it very amussing that you put in two number fives.
(Now am I being ironic when I make that last comment?)
(Do two ironics make a literal?)

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (5 hours, 6 minutes after post)

I don;t think it does Jim…. We should go….

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (9 hours, 11 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:

Sans wrote:

AtheistDad wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

We’re a bright bunch here,can’t sneak a thing past us.

I was being Ironic!!!!

I know you were. I was too. No offense intended.

Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (14 hours, 10 minutes after post)

Sans wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:

Sans wrote:

AtheistDad wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
So……………… What your saying……….. Is that………. Religion = Bad???

well spotted :)

We’re a bright bunch here,can’t sneak a thing past us.

I was being Ironic!!!!

I know you were. I was too. No offense intended.

No offense taken! Cos we ARE a bright bunch!

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AtheistDad 9 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (4 days, 4 hours after post)

jimreeve wrote:
(Oh, I get it. This is irony.) I like the bible because it tells me how hard I can beat my slave. It also tells me what size of stick to beat my wife and children with.
It also tells me for which day of the week working on to exicute them to death by stones.
(Ya, this irony is fun.)
I also find it very amussing that you put in two number fives.
(Now am I being ironic when I make that last comment?)
(Do two ironics make a literal?)

You are the only one that noticed that.

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