life help: If you fart into a plastic bag, how long will the smell be re-usable for?

IPOH (Bah doom bah d

Johannesburg, 06, ZA

If you fart into a plastic bag, how long will the smell be re-usable for?

Basically, what is the shelf life of the common house fart?

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If you fart into a plastic bag, how long will the smell be re-usable for? Basically, what is the shelf life of a the common house fart?

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pudgy32001200 1 #
Victoria, IL, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 minutes after post)

i don’t know try it

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (9 minutes after post)

that is a weird question!

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (21 minutes after post)

OMG…well I’m sure if you farted in a bag it would linger longer I guess. Remember I don’t fart for I’m a girl….lol

I guess I would say 1.5 minutes?

Try it?

Get your lighter!

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IPOH (Bah doom bah d 1 #
Johannesburg, 06, ZA | 1 year, 9 months ago (26 minutes after post)

Yeah right! Like you never fart ;) Oh wait you are right. A queen does not fart. Its called a reverse sneeze. “Well executed you highness” :)

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (28 minutes after post)

Smells like popcorn!

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (31 minutes after post)

You can’t eat left overs after 4 days you know?

You can have one of those tubba rwear parties and test the gas rating of age that way, you know when you open the tubba wear with the chicken in it…omg wow!

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Jeff 5 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 1 year, 9 months ago (31 minutes after post)

Depends on the bag and the corrosive index of your flatulence. A higher PH in your gas will cause erosion of the bags surface faster, allowing the gases to escape sooner. A tougher bag, higher in resistance to acids (see: photo paper), would extend the shelf life.

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (34 minutes after post)

Yeah use brown paper bags…this would be a great science fair project!

You know when you fart under covers it stays for like a hour…chuy is right….but I wouldn’t know because I don’t fart.

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IPOH (Bah doom bah d 1 #
Johannesburg, 06, ZA | 1 year, 9 months ago (35 minutes after post)

Ever farted in the shower or hot bath? WTH is up with that…. Its like fart smell x 1000 supercharged!?

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (37 minutes after post)

I never fart….but yes I’ve heard that story a few times…hahahaha….O.M.G!

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Jeff 5 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 1 year, 9 months ago (38 minutes after post)

Ah, well, in those cases the gas can bond with the water vapor in the air helping it to linger longer and causing it to last longer when intercepted by the hairs in your nose.

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (38 minutes after post)

ewww

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evil_cheerleader08 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (40 minutes after post)

ummmm……i dont know, ive never tried it. i dont know if it would be reuseable…but it would last longer

Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (41 minutes after post)

Have you ever laughed so hard you started crying?

Jeff is trying to be all technical here.

there goes my eye makeup

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Jeff 5 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 1 year, 9 months ago (56 minutes after post)

What? You doubt the veracity of my claims!?

In the name of science I smite thee!

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 6 minutes after post)

Drawing my sword..muhahaha…

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

What about seat farts, how long do those last?

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 15 minutes after post)

God that takes forever to load….It will take an hour on this hemp I’m using…

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Jeff 5 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 17 minutes after post)

Try again — i linked to the wrong episode :/

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 17 minutes after post)

you must send the link

hey that one is making fun of Wii.

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Dan DeColumna 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (3 hours, 43 minutes after post)

The Wii is awesome! :-)

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Oakland, CA, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 hours, 16 minutes after post)

lol @ itikia that’s a hilarious question!!!

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Tv�royri, 00, FO | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 hours, 59 minutes after post)

hmm… I didn’t know Chuy was such a gas-master

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IPOH (Bah doom bah d 1 #
Johannesburg, 06, ZA | 1 year, 9 months ago (6 hours, 47 minutes after post)

Gas master LOL…
Yeah I guess the extra sulpher bonds with the water making HOSO4 or somthing like that…giving you that extra unexpected flavour boost.

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31N5731N 1 #
Bryanston, 06, ZA | 1 year, 9 months ago (9 hours, 21 minutes after post)

i would love to know what made you think of that lol lol

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (16 hours, 8 minutes after post)

The gas lord forever lives, he is our gas leader, know him, love, him, try to be him.
Try not to smell like him:)

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ethan.t 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (21 hours, 44 minutes after post)

methane decomposes itself veryyyyy slowly

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Jeff 5 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 1 year, 9 months ago (22 hours, 4 minutes after post)

I am so very unhappy this made it to the most popular post…

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Queen Elizatron 4000 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (22 hours, 6 minutes after post)

Yeah no crap, but funny!

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