majorly offensive topic that violates all the sites rules !
!!!
(imagine the voice of john cleese from monty python saying this thats how it was in my head lol)
actually this topic was so amazingly and incredibly offensive that I took it upon myself to remove my own topic to save the moderators the time and effort. after which I banned my own account indefinitley!! then proceeded to take my computer and throw it down a very conveniently placed mine shaft so as to never cause this type of mischeif again. after which I will administer spankings to myself and take away my xbox 360 privledges. just realizing I do not have an xbox 360 to take away and not wanting to make myself a liar and add insult to injury i went out and purchased an xbox 360 hooked it up and then proceeded to take it away from myself.
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this reply was also incredibly offensive so it too was removed
i was bored lol and thought this would give somebody a chuckle
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*your a fruit loop* :D
i think…you have gone the way of a dodo. insane. your cheese has slipped off your cracker. :) lol though
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
tpain wrote:
dude i love you. i am on my fifth tpain account. apparently the mods do not like free spirited people like us
banned!!
tangledupinblue wrote:
i think…you have gone the way of a dodo. insane. your cheese has slipped off your cracker. :) lol though
being lactose intolerant and feeling like tangledupinblue was making fun of my condition by throwing the fact that I cant eat cheese in my face I contacted a mod to remove the offending account after which in a fit of blind rage I (this part of the reply has been removed ) then I (reply removed) and just because I could I ( censored for violence to rabbits !! ) and thats why they call me ( this reply has been removed )
tpain wrote:
what? you banned me! no! ill have to create a i> small>(email removed) /small> /i>!
this reply has been quoted for no apparent reason
venomsblade wrote:
tpain wrote:this reply has been quoted for no apparent reason
what? you banned me! no! ill have to create a i> small>(email removed) /small> /i>!
and then removed…
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.
tangledupinblue wrote:
i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.
dont know how tangledupinblue got back online after I ( reply removed ) but I forgave tangledupinblue and was going to invite tangledupinblue to be my friend and then realized that tangledupinblue has exactly 69 shouts obviously taking this offensively and wanting that kind of filth on this fine website I hacked tha help.com database made myself a mod and banned the account personally and then rebanned myself for hacking.
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
tpain wrote:
You need to ******* quit man. this place is for serious problems. like suicide and child molestation. and toasters
….toasters…..?
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
venomsblade wrote:LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
angie:) wrote:took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
venomsblade wrote:LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
angie:) wrote:took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :DObjection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
venomsblade wrote:LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
angie:) wrote:took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :DObjection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
venomsblade wrote:Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
venomsblade wrote:LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
angie:) wrote:took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
ok thats just silly man !!
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:ok thats just silly man !!
venomsblade wrote:That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
venomsblade wrote:Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
venomsblade wrote:LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
angie:) wrote:took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
everybody knows the examiners dont provide the special paw attachment and that you have to provide that yourself!!!
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?
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steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?
20.000 gallons of vegetable oil.
and no, i had then provide it for me. for i knew my rights!
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?20.000 gallons of vegetable oil.
and no, i had then provide it for me. for i knew my rights!
omg reply should be removed cause it haunts my dreams !!! lol 20,000 gallons of veg oil ewwww and I may never eat zucchini again !!
steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?
This reply has been removed cause its still haunting my dreams !!!!
venomsblade wrote:
tangledupinblue wrote:
i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.dont know how tangledupinblue got back online after I ( reply removed ) but I forgave tangledupinblue and was going to invite tangledupinblue to be my friend and then realized that tangledupinblue has exactly 69 shouts obviously taking this offensively and wanting that kind of filth on this fine website I hacked tha help.com database made myself a mod and banned the account personally and then rebanned myself for hacking.
lolz, much as this makes me laugh i have to hit you now
lostwithoutyou wrote:
whit? noooooo
you have been banned for posting things. now you are not allowed to even respond to posts only read them or you are instantly banned.
venomsblade wrote:
lostwithoutyou wrote:you have been banned for posting things. now you are not allowed to even respond to posts only read them or you are instantly banned.
whit? noooooo
and i just got banned for telling you that
lol. well. im still here so you fail
haHA!
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