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majorly offensive topic that violates all the sites rules !

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(imagine the voice of john cleese from monty python saying this thats how it was in my head lol)

actually this topic was so amazingly and incredibly offensive that I took it upon myself to remove my own topic to save the moderators the time and effort. after which I banned my own account indefinitley!! then proceeded to take my computer and throw it down a very conveniently placed mine shaft so as to never cause this type of mischeif again. after which I will administer spankings to myself and take away my xbox 360 privledges. just realizing I do not have an xbox 360 to take away and not wanting to make myself a liar and add insult to injury i went out and purchased an xbox 360 hooked it up and then proceeded to take it away from myself.

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

this reply was also incredibly offensive so it too was removed

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♥Rαvєr♥ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 111 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

i was bored lol and thought this would give somebody a chuckle

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GB | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*your a fruit loop* :D

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Squirrel ツ offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 58 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

i think…you have gone the way of a dodo. insane. your cheese has slipped off your cracker. :) lol though

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*your a fruit loop* :D

took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

tpain wrote:
dude i love you. i am on my fifth tpain account. apparently the mods do not like free spirited people like us

banned!!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

tangledupinblue wrote:
i think…you have gone the way of a dodo. insane. your cheese has slipped off your cracker. :) lol though

being lactose intolerant and feeling like tangledupinblue was making fun of my condition by throwing the fact that I cant eat cheese in my face I contacted a mod to remove the offending account after which in a fit of blind rage I (this part of the reply has been removed ) then I (reply removed) and just because I could I ( censored for violence to rabbits !! ) and thats why they call me ( this reply has been removed )

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

tpain wrote:
what? you banned me! no! ill have to create a i> small>(email removed) /small> /i>!

this reply has been quoted for no apparent reason

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (24 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

tpain wrote:
what? you banned me! no! ill have to create a i> small>(email removed) /small> /i>!
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and then removed…

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 145 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (24 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*your a fruit loop* :D

took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!

LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.

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Squirrel ツ offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 58 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (32 minutes after post)

tangledupinblue wrote:
i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.

dont know how tangledupinblue got back online after I ( reply removed ) but I forgave tangledupinblue and was going to invite tangledupinblue to be my friend and then realized that tangledupinblue has exactly 69 shouts obviously taking this offensively and wanting that kind of filth on this fine website I hacked tha help.com database made myself a mod and banned the account personally and then rebanned myself for hacking.

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (35 minutes after post)

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:

venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*your a fruit loop* :D

took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!

LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.

(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (36 minutes after post)

tpain wrote:
You need to ******* quit man. this place is for serious problems. like suicide and child molestation. and toasters

….toasters…..?

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 145 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (36 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )

Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (40 minutes after post)

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:

venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )

Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!

Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 145 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (43 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )

Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!

Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!

That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (44 minutes after post)

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:

venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!

ok thats just silly man !!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (46 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:
venomsblade wrote:
angie:) wrote:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*your a fruit loop* :D
took offense to the word fruit and immediatley contacted a mod to get angie:) banned for life. and being a generally mean spirited person I decided that was not good enough so I spent obscene amounts of money to find out her home address and cut her internet access as to prevent her from spreading her filth anymore!!!
LAWYER CAT OBJECTS! angie is a client of mines.
(this reply has been removed for horrible violence towards cats with ties I mean seriously its a cat with a tie . ties are people clothes !!! )
Objection! i bought this tie at pets are us! it was made specifically for a cat!
Objection !!!! a cat cannot be a lawyer !!! they cant hold a pen to take the bar exam no thumbs !!!
That is discrimination! i used a typewriter and a special paw attachment provided by the examiners!
ok thats just silly man !!

everybody knows the examiners dont provide the special paw attachment and that you have to provide that yourself!!!

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An Unknown Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 145 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 19 minutes after post)

steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?

20.000 gallons of vegetable oil.

and no, i had then provide it for me. for i knew my rights!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (23 hours, 13 minutes after post)

Joshy woshy Poshy wrote:

steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?

20.000 gallons of vegetable oil.

and no, i had then provide it for me. for i knew my rights!

omg reply should be removed cause it haunts my dreams !!! lol 20,000 gallons of veg oil ewwww and I may never eat zucchini again !!

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (23 hours, 14 minutes after post)

steelcit wrote:
I still can’t see why the gay Dwarf’s friendship with the goat was wrong? Is it because it was a Muslim goat? Also, how much oil does it take to fit a zucchini in there?

This reply has been removed cause its still haunting my dreams !!!!

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Squirrel ツ offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 58 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (23 hours, 17 minutes after post)

venomsblade wrote:

tangledupinblue wrote:
i think you are a wonderfully mad loony.

dont know how tangledupinblue got back online after I ( reply removed ) but I forgave tangledupinblue and was going to invite tangledupinblue to be my friend and then realized that tangledupinblue has exactly 69 shouts obviously taking this offensively and wanting that kind of filth on this fine website I hacked tha help.com database made myself a mod and banned the account personally and then rebanned myself for hacking.

lolz, much as this makes me laugh i have to hit you now

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An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (23 hours, 34 minutes after post)

((user was banned for this post))

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Squirrel ツ offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 58 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (1 day, 4 hours after post)

whit? noooooo

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An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (1 day, 17 hours after post)

lostwithoutyou wrote:
whit? noooooo

you have been banned for posting things. now you are not allowed to even respond to posts only read them or you are instantly banned.

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venomsblade offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (1 day, 17 hours after post)

venomsblade wrote:

lostwithoutyou wrote:
whit? noooooo
you have been banned for posting things. now you are not allowed to even respond to posts only read them or you are instantly banned.

and i just got banned for telling you that

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Squirrel ツ offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 58 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (1 day, 17 hours after post)

lol. well. im still here so you fail
haHA!

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Je ne sais pa offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 168 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 1 week ago (2 weeks, 5 days after post)

ook, this post the the sh*t,lol

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Je ne sais pa offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 168 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 1 week ago (2 weeks, 5 days after post)

I am like 2weeks away but lol this is too good

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An Unknown Location | 8 months, 1 week ago (2 weeks, 5 days after post)

lol,

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