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Why does a cat land on its feet and a piece of buttered toast butter side down?

The anti-gravity picture about this joke is funnier.

ANTI GRAVITY
i have a gif of it, but i cant post it here cuz of the bad image postying hax

Would the toast have jelly on it?

Well, I have thought of two answers:

a) The cat will eat the toast and land on its feet.
b) more explanatory: cats tend to land on their feet if they fall from short distances thanks to their body structure. And toast… its just toast :)

haha i like the cat will eat the toast and land on its feet answer

What if the cat only likes French toast?

Would it agree to be tied to toast it doesnt like?

This question has already been answered.

Dr.Ralph:

The world would end.

j.nuts00 wrote:
Ok, what if 2 cats were tied together back to back!!????

Shepherd wrote:
This question has already been answered.Dr.Ralph:The world would end.

theyd land on their tails

What if it’s a French guy with a cat tied to his back eating toast?

the cat would land on is feet and get squished by the french guy

The cat would survive and the guy… oh well - gotta make sacrifices.

And that was probably because the building was higher than 4 stories and the cat smashed its head.

What if it was a cat that wanted to be French with toast that was American?

yeah but she landed on her feet, so did the highly accelerated mush that were covering them

qwertyman5 wrote:
On Sept 9 2007 I witnessed the death of a grey cat who fell from a building in New York

You should quit being so naughty or quit swearing up a storm qwertyman5, your replies need a lot of approval!

Poor kitty. That must have been its last life!

qwertyman5 wrote:
It landed on its feet but it couldn’t get up … after a couple of minutes she(?) lay on her side and died

Yup, they tend to land on their feet but damage their heads and die.

Charming, really.

Cats are always she’s?

wow you’re pretty cut up man…

It was still in tact after falling from a skyscraper?

qwertyman5 wrote:
I don’t know the gender of the cat but it had beautiful yellow eyes and grey fur … no one would touch her, not even police! I had to pick her up myself and place in a cardbox box … there was blood oozing from her nostrils and her blad der had let go just before expiring …

*feels woozy*

Cats die because they are p*ss*es!

i wonder why it jumped

qwertyman5 wrote:
I don’t know the gender of the cat but it had beautiful yellow eyes and grey fur … no one would touch her, not even police! I had to pick her up myself and place in a cardbox box … there was blood oozing from her nostrils and her blad der had let go just before expiring …

Now I can have a nice nightmare again…
You really didnt have to describe it as lively. Some people faint if they see blood.

Still… Fractal do you reckon a cat could reach terminal velocity at a 6 story fall?

probably the worst place to ask for suggestions! maybe its boyfriend dumped her, or got off with her best mate

Shepherd wrote:
Still… Fractal do you reckon a cat could reach terminal velocity at a 6 story fall?

For sure. Max speed ~40mph. Better of being hit by a car.

Poor cat. ^^

qwertyman5 wrote:
cat alive immediately after the fall … eyes open … not dying until 5 minutes or so later … no apparent external injuries but must have had massive internal injuries / bleeding … nothing could be done

Yeah woulda had massive compound fractures and internal organ failure. Poor kitty :(

qwertyman5 wrote:
I hope she went on to a fortunate rebirth

Yeah, I’m sure she did.

theres a lot of morbid cat imagery in your past

id buy it if i had kids

that was a joke, due to its highly graphic nature

Is it all about your cat related troubled past? Is TC the protagonist?

have you decided the title? it’ll be difficult to find otherwise?

ok … back on topic … if the buttered toast is butter side down on the cat’s back then it’s obvious … otherwise the cat shoots straight up into the sky and hurdles non-stop into the sun … and then into a parallel universe in ancient Alexandria’s where it eventually becomes depressed and ruins some amateur writers psyche …

maybe it would land on it’s side…

antigravity

depends if the cat is fat an dnot very athletic. if th ecat is fat, he or she will eat the toast and not on his or her feet because the sheer weight of the cat will make him fall so fast that he has no time to land on his feet.

if the cat does not like the toast, he will not eat it, but if he is fat it is unlikely that he will land on his feet still.

however if the cat is skinny it will land on its feet, and then catch the toast.

yay!! nobody posted this yet!!!

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gahhh!! nvm.. how about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRzWY…

ahahahahahaha xD Good one.

NotLost-Undiscovered wrote:
because the sheer weight of the cat will make him fall so fast that he has no time to land on his feet.

Weight has nothing to do with how fast you fall…

They say… A man should always dress, for the job he wants.
Why then am I dressed up like a pirate, in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker, stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening selling chowder and iced tea!

Aha! Genius!

Id let the cat eat the toast , then have a barbecue, and charbroil the little monster

well…what happenes is, the cat stops fallin, and, the universe rips itself apart, so that the cat lands on its feet in one half of the universe, and the toast in the other, and, then the universe colapses in on its self and ends….

j.nuts00 wrote:
Good video link bluflames83.

thanks :) i love that one..