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I have a best friend who I talk with frequently.

I see him all the time. We talk about everything and we share secrets and go places together. I’ve been friends with him for a long time. People tell me they can’t see him. I don’t know why they can’t see him, I tell them all the time he’s there. When he’s sitting in a chair they continuously disrespect me by sitting in that chair on my friend. I tell them he’s sitting there. They laugh at me. I tell them it isn’t funny. Bob is hurt (Bob is the friend I have who apparently has the power of invisibility).

I have philisophical conversations with him when I go places, such as when I sit on park benches and he’s sitting there next to me. Children go past on their skateboards or bicycles and laugh at me and call me that-crazy-guy-who-lost-his-mind-and-thinks-theres-someone-there-but-theres- not-stay-away-from-him. It hurts my feelings but for some reason, even though I’m so deeply hurt, I stand up and raise my cane (which people can’t see but it has invisible powers too) and laugh hysterically. Why do I laugh when I want to cry? Why can’t anyone see Bob? Why do all of my friends and all of the inanimate objects around me have invisible powers?

I’m beginning to think that there’s some forces in the universe that make me special and different from most people. I think I’m the only sane person in the world and everyone else is crazy. But Bob and I will always be friends and no one can take that away from me. Not even that crazy lady who calls herself “psychiatrist” or those “judges” at those things people call “courthouses” for “charges” of “public indecency for yelling at children”…those things do not phase Bob and I.

Why do I have these magical powers? Why do children laugh at my superior forces? It is not my fault the universe gave me these special powers.

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Greenwich, I8, GB | 8 months, 3 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

from the way you have phrased this, I suspect your joking and its not very humourous
However I sincerely apologise if you know from the bottom of your heart your teling the truth

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