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I think I smell like goop

So please help, I would be ever so grateful.

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I think I smell like poo.

I don’t have any clue why. I always take a shower every morning, I wear deodorant, I wipe my buttocks very well after taking a dump (I overuse toilet paper to be sure), I also those wet wipe things to wipe my buttocks, and I always wear clean clothes.

I can’t smell it myself. But sometimes when I’m with one of my friends, they say something like, ‘Eeeeew did you fart?!?’ when I am so sure that I did not fart at all!

I think it’s my diet. For breakfast it usually consists of something like bacon and hashbrowns, eggs and biscuits, or sausage. For lunch at school, I usually eat a peanut butter jelly sandwich with snacks like pop tarts, and sweets. And for dinner I have things like salmon and rice and carrots and broccoli, spaghetti, hot dogs (2), spring rolls, dinner rolls, and turkey cheeseburger.

As you can see, I have almost no vegetables in my diet. The only exception is when I eat spring rolls and salmon.

Everyday when I go to school I have to be worrisome of the people I walk by and who I talk to. I have to exclude myself from any groups of people to be noticed. It is so mentally painful to go to school everyday. Even worse, in P.E., we’re starting dance! So I am very worried that I might have to dance with a girl who will notice my stinky scent.

So please help, I would be ever so grateful.

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