NEVER FORGET WUT OCCURRED ON EASTER PLZ.

Setto?

NEVER FORGET WUT OCCURRED ON EASTER PLZ.

This historical event is indisputable PROOF, that not only do zombies exist, but God is on their side.

Now to many this might be alarming, worrying, even terrifying. However, the fact that God is on their side pales in comparison to the fact that CatMan is on ours. CatMan has kicked the **** out of God before, and he’ll damned well do it again if needs be.

That just leaves the zombies to us. Now I’d like to make an appeal to ALL of you, to mentally and physically prepare yourself for what we all know deep down is inevitable.

Zombies WILL walk the earth, they may or may not be led by Jesus, they may or may not wear sandals, these factors are meaningless. What matters is that we know we’re righteous, and ready.

Good luck to you all!

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

we could just throw thumb tacs on the ground and hope for the best…

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
we could just throw thumb tacs on the ground and hope for the best…

My dear friend, I am afraid that such thinking will have you disembowelled and brainless within hours of the outbreak.
We need warriors! Not stationary abusers!

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okei! 111 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
we could just throw thumb tacs on the ground and hope for the best…

its u again, but of course.

zombie, er?

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PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

lmao, happy easter my friends :D

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

Setto… I’ve read all the Max Brooks books… I’ve been a scout since I was 11, I own a pen knife!

I suggest, teaming up… I’ll hold the Irish front…

okei! wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
we could just throw thumb tacs on the ground and hope for the best…

its u again, but of course.

zombie, er?

You… hmmm….

No no.. not Err… it’s Grrrr! back of the throat.. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
lmao, happy easter my friends :D

Don’t you be happy! be afraid!!

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Setto? invited 53 users to read this post 7 months, 3 weeks ago.

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PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Whatever, I made a pact with the zombie leader, Im safe.

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
I’ve been a scout since I was 11, I own a pen knife!

My sir, you have the qualifications to rank as high as officer in my anti-zombie military force. I will await your application.

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okei! 111 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
Setto… I’ve read all the Max Brooks books… I’ve been a scout since I was 11, I own a pen knife!

I suggest, teaming up… I’ll hold the Irish front…

okei! wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
we could just throw thumb tacs on the ground and hope for the best…

its u again, but of course.

zombie, er?

You… hmmm….

No no.. not Err… it’s Grrrr! back of the throat.. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why do you have phlegm?! permission to swallow it granted!

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c h a m 2 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

Happy Easter

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LocoLamigra31 2 #
US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

they have a book called the zombie survival guide =) look it up. It could be helpful for your plans setto.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
Whatever, I made a pact with the zombie leader, Im safe.

that’s not funny… your going to get into alot of trouble over that… I’m telling!!

Setto wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
I’ve been a scout since I was 11, I own a pen knife!

My sir, you have the qualifications to rank as high as officer in my anti-zombie military force. I will await your application.

So I give you my CV or something??

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

The zombie survival guide is a humour book, not a serious guide :P
I actually wanna stay alive here.

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
Whatever, I made a pact with the zombie leader, Im safe.

WOH WOH WOH
that slipped past me
I can’t believe you’d do that!

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PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

Dude, in these circumstances a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Im not gonna end up as zombie feed.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (15 minutes after post)

okei! wrote:

Why do you have phlegm?! permission to swallow it granted!

I don’t need permission to swallow! wait… that sounds kinda dirty…

Setto wrote:
The zombie survival guide is a humour book, not a serious guide :P
I actually wanna stay alive here.

That is true… it is for entertainment, but it does have some handy info in it… heights are good.. we can use our speed against Romero Zombies.. as for the Hybrids.. we’re going to need well fortified positions…

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c h a m 2 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (16 minutes after post)

Don’t think the zombies are interested in feeding on you, don’t worry.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
Dude, in these circumstances a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Im not gonna end up as zombie feed.

Stick with me and Setto, We’ll protect you… If the internet thought me anything, it’s to never trust Zombies, leprechauns, Ashton Kutcher, Matt Damon and your girlfriend, Wild dogs, 14 day old burgers and a swan…

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

cham wrote:
Don’t think the zombies are interested in feeding on you, don’t worry.

Cham-a-lam, my man, they’re interested in feeding on ALL OF US.
srsly I saw it on youtube = it’s true

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c h a m 2 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

I’m going to be a zombie and I’ve read the zombie manual and don’t worry… no feeding.

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

RONKFISHS! wrote:
Matt Damon

In my opinion there is NOTHING more treacherous than Matt Damon.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (22 minutes after post)

cham wrote:
I’m going to be a zombie and I’ve read the zombie manual and don’t worry… no feeding.

But… Oooh… there’s no Ice-cream on the zombie side…. Now! what do you say to that?!

Setto wrote:

RONKFISHS! wrote:
Matt Damon

In my opinion there is NOTHING more treacherous than Matt Damon.

what about… Zombie Matt Damon?!?

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PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (22 minutes after post)

Youre right you know, about Matt Damon. God knows what he’ll be like if he gets zombified (yes that is the technical term lol)

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PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

Ah you beat me to it ronkfishs!

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Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

HOLY ****
don’t even make me think about a zombie Matt D, my fragile and precariously balanced mind can NOT handle that concept.
We may be in more danger than I thought.

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c h a m 2 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

no ice cream? bummer

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (39 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
Ah you beat me to it ronkfishs!

Great minds think alike!

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Jr. 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (53 minutes after post)

PheeGee wrote:
Whatever, I made a pact with the zombie leader, Im safe.

I’m with PheeGee, I too made this pact and I’m safe. No one, yes I said NO ONE! can harm me.

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (54 minutes after post)

Orgnop! BRrroksnopshk!
**walks with arms outstretched**

PheeGee 134 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

ooooh dear. Good luck guys.

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Roltz [#] 10 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (58 minutes after post)

Sans wrote:
Orgnop! BRrroksnopshk!
**walks with arms outstretched**

Sans is one of them! Now we’re screw*d!

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 13 minutes after post)

Croppsfreee! Coffreek! Coffee! Coffee. Um. **sips** That’s better.

RONKFISHS! wrote:

Sans wrote:
Orgnop! BRrroksnopshk!
**walks with arms outstretched**

Sans is one of them! Now we’re screw*d!

Not a zombie; I’m always like this before “the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.”

Did I just quote a commercial? I may be a zombie after all.

Setto? 5 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 23 minutes after post)

hahahaha

I was worried for a moment there. :P

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bobthebuilder^_^ 10 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 hours, 43 minutes after post)

when are they coming? D:
if they come after my chocolate eggs there will be hell to pay >:O
*gets out cricket bat*

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Commander Ikari 135 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 hours, 22 minutes after post)

Good. With CatMan, we shall prevail. And know I can actually make use of NERV to help fight them… Then again, they are the guys who got their ***** kicked by Seele..

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Joy. 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 hours, 32 minutes after post)

This is hilarious lol

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Ballinteer, 07, IE | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (6 hours, 21 minutes after post)

Lazer shooting guitars of JUSTICE are the only known cure for zombie apocalypse.

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Cali Dispensable 1 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (8 hours, 39 minutes after post)

*pumps up the jam*

Anonymous #
7 months, 1 week ago (1 week, 3 days after post)

f’kin hell,Zombois?i think this is the point i retreat back to roobiks cube land..

lenguita.12 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 1 week ago (1 week, 6 days after post)

wtf r u crazyyyy,…………haha what u talking about???????? what happened i dont quite get you…hilarious though

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