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I would also like a girlfriend.

Seeing as its the currently popular post why not emulate it, Never know could get lucky… Then again could get dogs abuse, but nothing ventured nothing gained right. Now please don’t tell me the secrets of getting a girl, I know them, I don’t need tips, this is just me + boredom = plagiarism. But I would ask, whats the harm if this does turn up some attention? hmm.

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okei! offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 110 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

at least u has a picture

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bobthebuilder^_^ offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

i reckon you will have more sucsess than the other dude he looks sooo friking scary O.o

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diver offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

are you a towel?

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linuxya offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

Confidence attracts women.

Saying “I want a girlfriend” is pretty much the opposite of confidence.

Go out there and be a man. Join social groups, exercise, laugh, tell jokes at your own expense, listen to people and respect them.

Girls will notice. They’re always watching. They collect data watching you, put it through their emotional computers, then come on to you when they’re interested.

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ChavyWasabi offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (19 minutes after post)

PLS!!! don’t transform help.com into a dating service!… I beg of you! XD

Just kiding, go ahead ^^

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

linuxya

Thank you but i know all that haha, I’m just bored so i thought i would plagiarize the most popular post ^^

diver wrote:
are you a towel?

erm… no.

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diver offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

Meh. I have trouble socializing as well. It’s difficult to find intelligent beings in this town.
Towels are absorbent folks.
I absorb THC and information.

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Morally Ambiguous JD edited this post 7 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

I would also like a girlfriend.

Seeing as its the currently popular post why not emulate it, Never know could get lucky… Then again could get dogs abuse, but nothing ventured nothing gained right.

Well what you need to know about me is on my profile and in my posts and replies. so check them out if you like.

Rules are.
you must be 18 +
And well, have some fun at my expense if you want ^^

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (28 minutes after post)

diver wrote:
Meh. I have trouble socializing as well. It’s difficult to find intelligent beings in this town.
Towels are absorbent folks.
I absorb THC and information.

never heard that before. but yes I imagine I am a towel… anyhow, I don’t have trouble socializing, I’m a perfectly functioning member of society, I do a job I love and am passionate about and I’m at college. Nothing socially wrong with me, I know how to talk to.. approach and treat women and all that jazz. this is just a blatant copy of anther post. simply becuase I was bored and was curious as of the result.

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*Erika offline Verified User (10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (44 minutes after post)

Then go out and find one! =D

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (48 minutes after post)

*Erika wrote:
Then go out and find one! =D

Its cold.

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*Erika offline Verified User (10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (52 minutes after post)

haha Well now thats an excuse I’ve never heard. Put a coat on!

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

*Erika wrote:
haha Well now thats an excuse I’ve never heard. Put a coat on!

I would. But to be honest today.. I am exhausted lol. took 12 kids to laser quest yesterday and they gave me the run around. good fun but im soo tired now ^^

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*Erika offline Verified User (10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (59 minutes after post)

Hey, that reminds me. Someone really smart invented this thing that helps you become unexhausted and keeps you going…it’s called sleep. haha kidding.

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

*Erika wrote:
Hey, that reminds me. Someone really smart invented this thing that helps you become unexhausted and keeps you going…it’s called sleep. haha kidding.

I would love too.. but im going to spend the weekend doing college work, and the week doing voluntary work arranging a community even day.. so i am soooo busy lol. i havent time to meet a new person never mind GF ^^ cant wait till i get some proper me time and im off to the pub lmao

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*Erika offline Verified User (10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 12 minutes after post)

haha You sound like me, though I’m quite content being a busy loner.
See, this is what you get for trying to achieve something! ;)

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 14 minutes after post)

*Erika wrote:
haha You sound like me, though I’m quite content being a busy loner.
See, this is what you get for trying to achieve something! ;)

exactly. but it will all be worth it in the end ^^

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linuxya offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 46 minutes after post)

If you don’t practise relationships, you’ll be clumsy when you get to the first girl you really like. Stop avoiding it with all this other stuff. Get out there and get some experience.

spiratec9 offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 19 #
Burnaby, BC, CA | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 58 minutes after post)

buy a Rolls Royce

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 hours, 5 minutes after post)

linuxya wrote:
If you don’t practise relationships, you’ll be clumsy when you get to the first girl you really like. Stop avoiding it with all this other stuff. Get out there and get some experience.

what is the deal? I’m not avoiding anything. I have email companies, the council, gather a group of volunteers and make a risk assessment organize an event in 6 weeks! or as i like to call it.. not enough time. all my time will be focused on making this happen so that i can pass college and walk into a job.

thus for the next six weeks i will be very busy. with little social time or even time to myself. I am doing something called work, you might know it. but this work is now going to take up the best part of six weeks. if i had the time i would be out flirting and socializing. I’m fecking 20! please stop lecturing me on this its very condescending.

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 hours, 8 minutes after post)

linuxya wrote:
Stop avoiding it with all this other stuff.

!!! that other stuff happens to be my fecking career. my job. I will stop doing that when i win the fecking lottery.

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linuxya offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 hours, 22 minutes after post)

You’ll always be too busy. And, apparently, too sensitive.

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 hours, 26 minutes after post)

linuxya wrote:
You’ll always be too busy. And, apparently, too sensitive.

Oh **** off.

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7 months, 2 weeks ago (5 days, 19 hours after post)

ROFL. I think you may be getting closer to the most popular post, LOL.
20 is young. Just don’t keep staying busy until you are 30. You will feel socially incompetent. You are wise to be working hard now! It will definately pay off. Good on ya!

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 2 weeks ago (5 days, 20 hours after post)

Anonymous wrote:
ROFL. I think you may be getting closer to the most popular post, LOL.
20 is young. Just don’t keep staying busy until you are 30. You will feel socially incompetent. You are wise to be working hard now! It will definately pay off. Good on ya!

hehe thank you. I plan to work to get out of the area I am living in now. save up for Uni and then travel. I’m not socially inept for crying out loud my job is people! and i know 20 is young, by the time im 30 i know where i want to be and thats another country lol

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7 months, 2 weeks ago (6 days after post)

No, but I am socially inept. I was too busy all the time. stick to your plan, you’ll do well!

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aeolian mode offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
Rocklin, CA, US | 7 months, 2 weeks ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

Hey if your bored and want some fun make a video and send it to some hot steamy women on the countless adult sites….

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 150 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 2 weeks ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

Oh ffs just ignore the post it was a joke lmao… urgh. one peson asks gets genuine response other person asks and he must be a social recluse with no social skills haha it is interesting but its a crock of ****.

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mrjesste offline Verified User (7 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 2 weeks ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

You are good with kids. That is by far the thing women most find attractive. Keep it up and you can have you pick of the litter as it were.

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Jess_Stack offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 1 week ago (1 week, 4 days after post)

you’re not gonna get one if you dont respect her beliefs in things.
whether it’s nothing before marriage, or anything to do with OUIJA BOARDS.

need to respect other peoples opinions

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moufette_l offline Verified User (9 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 6 months ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

oh please there are no secrets or mishchevious around-the-bush requirements,as the world would like to think to avoid their face slapped. girl likes boy–>> girl grabs boy by the hair into her ownership(sometimes the other way around, but hey, im pro-choice, make ure own decision) —>> boy realises he has a girlfriend after 2 weeks .pretty simple.

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6 months ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

moufette_l wrote:
oh please there are no secrets or mishchevious around-the-bush requirements,as the world would like to think to avoid their face slapped. girl likes boy–>> girl grabs boy by the hair into her ownership(sometimes the other way around, but hey, im pro-choice, make ure own decision) —>> boy realises he has a girlfriend after 2 weeks .pretty simple.

HAHAHAHAAAHAAAA!!!!! The worst part of all this, is how true it is! =S

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moufette_l offline Verified User (9 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 6 months ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

:P

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An Unknown Location | 5 months, 3 weeks ago (1 month, 4 weeks after post)

haha…umm wow lots of posts…well you said something about doing stuff with kids at laser something or other. Even if girls don’t like to admit it guys around kids are hot, some biological clock ****. Maybe you could meet a girl that way?

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