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Ok, what do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brow chicka brow cooooww

Ok, kinda stupid but the first time I heard it I almost died laughing LOL

All my jokes are sarcastic and those don’t usually go over to well over the internet…

Patrick O’Malley hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?”

So he told her: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.”

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?”

She replied: “Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come”.

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha love it

I just got back from the Drs. office. I needed to pick up some “oinkment” for swine flu! If that doesn’t help, just look up at the sun, close your eyes and be present in that moment.