TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED …
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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That’s hilarious. XD Thanks, for posting that, Nick, I’m sure it helped a lot of people realize their family’s stress.
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fun!!! i have a bunch of those xD hilarious!
Microwave dinners arnt fast enough-_- i want it nowwwww
Good points and so true!
‘My family has a psych on speedial how normal can i be?’ Charlie Bartlett xD
Sir Cody † wrote:
The first one was actually said to me today… Is that a bad thing?
Ha ha ha!
hehe. This is hilarious! Luckily most of these things don’t seem to apply to me…I especially like the first one though. :)
[quote Freelance Supergirl ]Ahhhhhhh stress!!!!! Mommy knows it :)
Thats one cute family!! that woman should meet one of my distanced relatives,which raised 7 children,alone…
An Undisclosed Location | 6 months, 2 weeks ago (6 hours, 6 minutes after post)
rofl
Haha littlenick, does it mean we’re not stressed if only 8 out of the ten are true?
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Suddenly i feel so much luckier
Thanks for the invite, but I don’t have a family so it’s hard to say.
Ok, I’ll answer all of them….
Don’t have a gun - is that a good or bad thing??? I’ll go for good….for now..lol
I have the principal on My speed dial
My cats aren’t on valium but badly need it (is it wrong if I steal their’s??)
I speak through clenched teeth
Don’t have a four year old but would pinch their decaff or any other four year old within striking distance
jobs……I’m an artist, do I need one? (pls, don’t reply to that, was TONGUE IN CHEEK, apparently computer speak doesn’t relay that emotion, so was being obvious…!)
Hate microwaves
family meetings….what are they??? Do I need one?
My kids take out the trash when I threaten them
Maxwell house makes crap coffee.
Am I stressed??
Ok, I’m done now Nick:) Was a funny post X
littlenick wrote:
We are your family Neutra! Or, did you forget about that? :)
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Thanks Little Nick, I feel better.
Hmmmn, sounds eerily familiar… :)
P.S. How do you add multimedia to your posts or replies?
231me231 wrote:
omg i actully have 6 out of those 10! omg! i need help!
Mee too!
ROLF, where do you get this stuff, someone needs to make a sight dedicated to this stuff.
ok, i was maybe mildly irked, are u the american guy vampress goes on about??????????
Joanna_Gib wrote:
ok, i was maybe mildly irked, are u the american guy vampress goes on about??????????
I don’t know? Has she mentioned me by name?
ok, little nick=vry random but luv im all the same. sxy!!!!!!!!
that jke ws sooo funny, r u at all like that,xxxxxx
an yes vampress as mentioned u by name
that was funny! i guess my family isnt stressed…
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”.
no, it was a knife
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
yes, for step kids (and my brother’s vice too)
8. The cat is on Valium.
no cat, but if I own one, I’m sure it would, LOL
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
yup
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
HAHA, nope
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
It has always been that wayu, LOL
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
Nope, gotta do other things while it’s cooking
3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
That has happened a few times, maybe 4
2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
no
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates
HAHA. I don’t drink coffee. I wish I could get good rates like that on my milk, LOL
haha this is great! i like them all!
haha…microwave dinners aren’t fast enough at all!! Hot Pockets need to be done in 20secs man…
uh oh… i have 3 of those…
I want to say thank you, for your kindly words.
kaitlyn_gagno wrote:
I want to say thank you, for your kindly words.
Whom are you talking to?
Cute! I’m not in any, so I guess life is good. Relatively.
sounds just like my ex boyfriends family lol
ahaha this is ridiculous but its so true!!
thanks. and my family has only had one of those signs. :)
This is very funny and the video was good. My most recent event envovles the police, but who’s perfect. :)
That all sounds very familiar ha ha heeelllp.
fun fun fun. sounds a little like my family.
i have 5 help
sign number 11, after reading this post you wish you could trade your family in for that one
Nick, i can’t help but to love that dog of yours that you have in your image block. i don’t know what it is about that dog, it’s just so cool for some reason. i just had to tell you that.
Zal99 wrote:
Nick, i can’t help but to love that dog of yours that you have in your image block. i don’t know what it is about that dog, it’s just so cool for some reason. i just had to tell you that.
i agree, for some reason, with this deactivated account. lol, that is a cool dog, dawg.
Yikes. Only one of those things here -micro dinners take too long.
That’s funny stuff!! I think we all need all the funny we can get these days. I laff about everything lately even the bad stuff like knocking over a whole cup of coffee which I’ve been known to do on occasion and which before would actually cause me raise my voice and emit a string of curse words. Now I laff about it. But then I’m easily amused. :D
Ok um you helped me with a problem once and that was funny what you said, no offence, any who, um I will answer the questions
1.nope
2.nope
3.nope
4.nope
5.nope
6.nope
7.nope
8.nope
9.nope
10.nope
Cool I don’t have family stress, um, if you do, which I doubt, um sorry about that
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”. - With 2 football players and an ex-Navy officer, it more of a “Watch him while I tackle you.”
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. - The school principle has both houses and three different cell numbers!
8. The cat is on Valium. - We had to give my cat away because we couldn’t afford the meds anymore!
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. - My aunt became a speech therapist for a reason
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated. - I’m just happy she doesn’t put four sweet ‘n lows in like my stepdad!
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. - Not since my mom got laid off!
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. - When I want food, I want it now, dammit!
3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials. - Do birthday parties count as family meetings?
2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. - Ha, who takes out the trash? We tie the bag onto the dogs back and make him do it!
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates. - We have four huge drums of it right now! (That’s for the rest of the week)
well my familys defenetly not stressed
Thanks for the chuckle! Gee, good to know I have no reason to be stressed…
Lmao @ 6.
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