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do you like to leave things on the floor?
Becuase after having a shower our main concern is to (A)go to sleep (B)Go to work.

when you shave whys it all left in the sink?
Sometimes we forget alright! During shaving were actually thinking about ways to make you happy and the hair in the drain becomes less of a big deal.

why do you wait for your washing to pile up so high that its left to us?
We never learned how to use a washing machine but are to tech savy and proud to admit it.

why do you insist on when you do cook?
If we cooked all the time you would take it for granted and go **** the chauvinistic next door neighbor who beats his wife but looks kind of cute.

how come you cant see dirt?
We can, But as kids we were covered in it for half the day so we don’t mind it, Hasn’t killed us yet and its unlikely too any time soon.

Because no matter what I do and how I carefull I am I generate an incrdible ammount of mess/dirt/utter filth that I’m just too lazy to tidy up

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Also come alone and unarmed.

do you like to leave things on the floor?
So as to be able to find them again later, as they where clearly things that are used often. It also makes us feel like we make a difference, that we are masters of our domain.

when you shave whys it all left in the sink?
Because we have learnt not to leave it on the floor?

why do you wait for your washing to pile up so high that its left to us?
In the “who does the washing” arms race, we have evolved a higher tolerence to dirty clothes.

why do you insist on when you do cook which is rare for some you have to use every plate in the cupboard then refuse to wash up?
Again, it’s marking our teritory. Better than wizzing on all the house plants.

how come you cant see dirt?
Well, we can’t eat, mate or fight with it, so its not worth seeing.

how can you just live in a pig sty??
Years of mental focusing allows us to only see the important things, and the mess melts away as unimportant.