hi i am law graduate guy and i want to settle in U.K plz suggest - Help.com

go to france my dear, get on the back of my uncles lorry and then get in the uk, give me ur number and i might be able to get you a lift

where are you from? i have just set up my own country, so if you were to come here, i would find you work and pay for your flights xx

It’s the middle of a recession, there is no work here at the moment. If you came over despite being a lawyer you’d find doctors and scientists working as cleaners and potwashers.

not potwashers. thats for the masses of school kids, unlucky

actually, the recession has not hit my country, we are completely recession proof. in accordance with the prophacy xx

r u tall handsome nd yum. i’ll find u a free fail to belgium. u can stay free with my aunties. then u can join my cousin micheal there though i don’t speak to him but he’s a great guy. or u can come join me and i’ll cater to u and make u forget london and stay with me :) jk.

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
not potwashers. thats for the masses of school kids, unlucky

Tell my friend the computer scientist who does the washing up at his local Loch Fyne that…

awww its a jk :( i was about to take it up for myself and stuff the guy hu made the post

BUT does he wash pots? otherwise your comments are completely invalid xx

can i have ur scientist friends number then

Yes he does.

only pots? otherwise if he washes other things too, he is not a potwasher, but actually a washeruperer. he doesnt specialise in one area xx

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
awww its a jk :( i was about to take it up for myself and stuff the guy hu made the post

;). u always invited. i’m a good hostess.

Miss Jessica Bunny wrote:
It’s the middle of a recession, there is no work here at the moment. If you came over despite being a lawyer you’d find doctors and scientists working as cleaners and potwashers.

wow, everywhere is in a recession. i’d say stay grounded and make the best and b as economical as u can. cause these r hard times, well for some people.or alot

chaoticpixie wrote:

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
awww its a jk :( i was about to take it up for myself and stuff the guy hu made the post

;). u always invited. i’m a good hostess.

awsome i feel a summer trip happenin :D bring on the beer!

chaoticpixie wrote:

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
awww its a jk :( i was about to take it up for myself and stuff the guy hu made the post

;). u always invited. i’m a good hostess.

Miss Jessica Bunny wrote:
It’s the middle of a recession, there is no work here at the moment. If you came over despite being a lawyer you’d find doctors and scientists working as cleaners and potwashers.

wow, everywhere is in a recession. i’d say stay grounded and make the best and b as economical as u can. cause these r hard times, well for some people.or alot

i told you, the Democratic Repubic of Maldon (DRM) is recessionproof, if you want to come here xx

Im_Locked_Out wrote:

chaoticpixie wrote:

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
awww its a jk :( i was about to take it up for myself and stuff the guy hu made the post

;). u always invited. i’m a good hostess.

awsome i feel a summer trip happenin :D bring on the beer!

don’t forget ur swimming material. i’m in florida with a pool

awsome! il get some speedos, take less room up in my case, il bring some goggles aswel, dont want chlorine in me eyeballs

i wont worry with goggles, ive got a glass eye xx

oh thats good, your quite lucky

i know but i wish i was up north. its getting way to hot.and i like to go shopping in ny

shopping is good, but get a new water proof laptop by fisherprice then do online shoppin in ur pool :D

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
shopping is good, but get a new water proof laptop by fisherprice then do online shoppin in ur pool :D

awsome idea

Learn a little about grammer. That will give you an advantage over most people.

AtheistDad wrote:
Learn a little about grammer. That will give you an advantage over most people.

grow up. in accordance with the prophacy xx

kyepearson1 wrote:

AtheistDad wrote:
Learn a little about grammer. That will give you an advantage over most people.

grow up. in accordance with the prophacy xx

The prophacy says people grow?

Wow man, how do they know this sh!t?

got my own country and religion, dont you know dont you know. you want to join? in accordance with the prophacy xx

hes not worthy, il tel u now

kyepearson1 wrote:
got my own country and religion, dont you know dont you know. you want to join? in accordance with the prophacy xx

Why not? religion sounds fun. All that Killing people who have different belief systems and such.

were only gonna kill the people in maldon UK, i think we will skin them with potato peelers and deep fry them for chips :)

Im_Locked_Out wrote:
were only gonna kill the people in maldon UK, i think we will skin them with potato peelers and deep fry them for chips :)

Makes as much sense as anything else! Beats fighting crusades for slaves and spices anyway.

ur our kinda guy, we need more peelers like u

And who has the law degree?

solicitors xx