Idiots guide to life - Help.com

Idiots guide to life

a mini rant of mine, brought to you by the drivers in my state, and walmart

this is a list of all the things you should be doing if you are an idiot, or also a test to see if you are one and don’t know it.

-Don’t use turn signals, we are all psychic so all using your turn signals does is wear out the bulb
-If you MUST use the turn signals wait till the last possible second to use them and slam on the breaks(especially good if you have one of those cars that charge when you do that…)
-Leave your high beams on when others are in front of you. They help them see too…
-At a red light when turning right do NOT turn even if there is not a no turn on red sign. Red means stop
-Going 30-35 through a parking lot is perfectly safe
-See the accelerator? Don’t use that too much. The car hates it when you actually move past a crawling speed
-Take a plant and put it in the middle of the floor of the food department. It takes normal people that long to figure out they don’t want plants too so don’t feel bad
-Take a half case of those solar lights with you just in case you need them. They will walk themselves back later
-DO file a complaint because the lighter fluid is not right next to the OVERSTOCK of charcoal
-Please tell us what fish to hold for you for over an hour out of 30 fish and expect it to be there when you get back. I mean who else buys fish?
-DON’T read. Reading is stupid and will never answer your questions
*Idiot Managers*-It is a BRILLIANT idea to cut everyone’s hours now for a bonus they get later. The customers won’t be angry that there is only one cashier over in a certain section and only one other worker there getting propane, getting carts, and getting grills and or lawn mowers down for customers who later decide they don’t want them

feel free to add to it

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