My time machine broke down when I got to 2009, what can I do to repair it? - Help.com

What type of time machine is it?

Yep, The Red Banana 2138 Model parts don’t come out for another 11 years. But I think you can call their toll-free number with your time-phone.

If your time-phone breaks, then your in quite a pickle Sir Ryan.

Well good job Time Capn’ Ryan.

i think your me

Is the lesser than sign disabled for a reason?

Sir Ryan why did you log off Steam? lol.

Sergeant Mushroom wrote:
I can’t be you. This is the account I had for Help.com back in 2009.

it turns out that in the 2030s PenguinBoyBrian Means Sergeant Mushroom,

If he was to meet himself online it would cause a paradox and end up with neither of you existing.

omg im fading away

For shame.

after carefull reasearchi have notice that you have not come from the future,
1. in the year 1931 ( a year before The Red Banana 2138 Model was created) the word ‘crappy was classed as a compliment’ as it was obvious from your context of writing it was ment for an insult,
2. on your profile it says sirtannen told you to join this site, as its obvious hes not from the future and you seem to know him you must also not be from the future

I’m from the year 6439.

*shows Time Master badge*

SirTannen wrote:
I’m from the year 6439.

and thus you have just pointed out you are in such a year sgt mushroom could not have known you

I’ve been to the 1000’s 2000’s, 3000’s, 4000’s, 5000’s, and early 6000’s for Time Master training, it’s a hard job. Oh and the 25000’s during the galactic earth war.

thus you have just pointed out lying, people whom are eligable to TT are only alowed to travel 3000 years above/below there origanal time year, i am from the year 3044 i was born 3030, traveling below or above these times could jeprodise time, eg, taking dinosaurs from the past into the years of say 2004 could jeprodise history and lead into the destruction of anything, thus the rule is and i quote

‘one who has been granted permission to travel through time is only eligable to travel 3000 year to the future or past’

Us Time Masters are a higher ranking sect than you silly time traveler.

Ryan is just an initiate tho so he panics when his machine breaks down, 2009 is a good year to spend my vacation.

ha but there you hav pointed out lying again, there are 4 Time Masters all from the year 4074, neither of you are TMs, I am a Time Kippt which is the highest possible Time Rank made possibe to achieve

Yet you were a moment ago saying you were Sergeant Mushroom.

Not only that, but you also forgot rule 411, sect 16 of the space time quantum for beginners guide paragraph 4 “Do Not Speak With Future Self!”

And my promotion to time master was during the galactic earth war for battling so bravely against the Klapotians, managed to fit a ship inside their main base by sending the ship -50 years in time and flying to the absolute loc. and then sending it back into the future once again and attacking by surprise.

how old are you, just curious

How old is the pet penguin I wonder.

i am 14, the youngest ever Time Kippt, i was born in the year 3030, and came back to the year 2009 around 8 months ago

I’m 16 lol, 17 in a few months.

And Ryan is 10 days younger than me, his birthday is on 9/11 lawl.

http://www.imageno.com/thumbs/2009062… My card,

http://www.imageno.com/thumbs/2009062… had to show back too.