Is it hot where you live?
It is so hot here that:
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the trees are whistling for the dogs.
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
you can make instant sun tea.
you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
you’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
Think I will move to Arizona!
Saw a bird applying sunscreen!
Saw a squirrel with a piece of dry ice with a glass of gatoraide!
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understood Willard….you guys have low humidity…that is what drives us up the wall as we have VERY high humidity with a very high dew point. Take care!
I like in OK/TX…the freaking sun belt or w/e its called…yeah, we fry down here. In fact my boyfriend went to the lake 5 days ago and fell asleep and now has at least 2nd degree burns, boils, glowing red skin, couldnt move for a few days.
so yeah gets pretty hot.
Joy. wrote:
I like in OK/TX…the freaking sun belt or w/e its called…yeah, we fry down here. In fact my boyfriend went to the lake 5 days ago and fell asleep and now has at least 2nd degree burns, boils, glowing red skin, couldnt move for a few days.so yeah gets pretty hot.
Ouch! I hope he gets better!
~willard~ wrote:
Joy. wrote:
I like in OK/TX…the freaking sun belt or w/e its called…yeah, we fry down here. In fact my boyfriend went to the lake 5 days ago and fell asleep and now has at least 2nd degree burns, boils, glowing red skin, couldnt move for a few days.so yeah gets pretty hot.
Ouch! I hope he gets better!
he’s feeling alot better now thank you. Aloe vera lots and lots of aloe vera!! and ice baths, his boys loved that for sure :>
Joy. wrote:
~willard~ wrote:
Joy. wrote:
I like in OK/TX…the freaking sun belt or w/e its called…yeah, we fry down here. In fact my boyfriend went to the lake 5 days ago and fell asleep and now has at least 2nd degree burns, boils, glowing red skin, couldnt move for a few days.so yeah gets pretty hot.
Ouch! I hope he gets better!
he’s feeling alot better now thank you. Aloe vera lots and lots of aloe vera!! and ice baths, his boys loved that for sure :>
Good! Im glad he is feeling better! I love aloe vera! I have very white skin so i burn SO easily and it works like a dream!!!
70 F. where I live in California. Sunny, with a cool breeze, but I can’t complain. We get our hot weather in Sept and October. Ask me then.
Been raining and hailing here at 11,000 feet, for a month now. Sunny today, hooray!
dang, did no one here think any of those lines were funny? Guess it is too hot to laugh!
laughter is great for the soul…someone said that once!
Later gators!
Good Apple your right….
I like the trees are whistling for the dogs, and right again you are, laughter is wonderful, thanks for waking us up.
TN ……… some days 95deg with a heat index of 102 and ranching humidity, give me 70deg Im a happy camper, you can keep this Urghhh :P
hahahaha those are cute answers for being hot!!
as for where i live… i live in the middle of ny state.
usually, at this time of year, it is hot… mid 90’s, with humidity that would boil your blood..
but for some reason.. this summer its only been in the mid 70’s low 80’s and has been raining here just about every dang day!!! it sucks!!! not that i dont mind the low 70s, i absolutely love it.. cuz i hate it when its too hot.. but i also hate the stupid rain!!! it makes the days crappy!!!
you must live in the northeast Shie! Watched the US Open, understand your comment!
GoodApple2009 wrote:
you must live in the northeast Shie! Watched the US Open, understand your comment!
yup northeast… right near canada.. just below it actually..
planning on moving to tennessee though when my disability finally gets here… why you ask??? cuz i have always loved their accents.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….. no, im serious… its the truth.. lol..
Tennessee…great…live in Mississippi!
do, but not country….loll
hehehehehehehehehehehe….
i guess its a girl thing.. lmfao.. accents.. lmfao..
i remember moving to plattsburgh ny for about a year.. i came back to my home area and i was talking with my sister and lil brother.. a few days later, my sister had told me that i had an accent.. i said.. no i didnt.. and she argued with me.. i then called my lil brother and asked him.. do i have an accent? he started laughing at me.. and told me.. yeah you sound funny but i wasnt going to say anything.. lmfao..
apparently i picked up an accent from up north… lol.. even about a year later i started dating someone and even he kept saying something about my accent.. lol.. i still to this day say i dont have one… lol. i dont hear it.. lol..
and then there is the part about me being almost 35 and when people call my house they actually ask for my mommy… lmfao.. hahahahahahaha… apparently i have a little girly voice as well.. lmfao. i try to tell these people.. im almost 35 but they dont believe me.. lol.. its quite funny… lol.. i have to have roger get on the phone to tell them im an adult.. lol..
well, you are a girl,…almost 35 is a girl…loll
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