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“bad things happen for good reasons”

You cant handle the truth

“The man who smile’s when things go wrong,
Has found another to blame it on”

Im not sure where this 1 came from, but i love it!

i like the saying I made up- you cant please everyone so please yourself.
not in a selfish way, but to be yourself and not be someone you are not to please everyone

The principal difference between a man and a dog is that if you take a dog in and feed it and make it prosperous it will not bite you. Mark Twain aka Samuel Clemmons

I like
Lifes too short to drink low fat milk!, lol, i dunno y

Children rise and men fall,
in a decaying world that will rule us all

I like three, cant choose lol

Your heart often knows things before your mind does. - polly Adler

Love streatches your heart and makes you big inside. - Margaret Walke

When you love someone, all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth bowen

Got to be this:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

‘Habit is a gift from heaven; a substitute for Happiness’

and

‘Our freedom’s consuming itselt. What we’ve become is contrary to what we want’

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.-steel magnolias

It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a woman’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies,
But a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
-Harry Potter 1 (Dumbledore)