what type of assassin-jobs are out there?

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what type of assassin-jobs are out there?

I know theres one for the government… anything else?

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

wha-ha-hat?!

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dotspot 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

You could always go door-to-door, asking if anyone needs killing.

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

dotspot wrote:
You could always go door-to-door, asking if anyone needs killing.

OMG!!!!!

for real though, the little kid across the street was digging in my yard. if you could take care of him for me that’d be great.

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stevierayvauhanisawe 73 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

you’ll need a licence to kill

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

i hear the classes needed to be a professional in this branch are murder

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Anonymous #
4 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Personally i freelance do my own work for myself pay myself give jobs to myself all the fun stuff.

Darth Pianoman~~~ 89 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

you could always go self-employed

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

pianomanwantscookie wrote:
you could always go self-employed

get a spot in your local newspaper for advertising
“assassin for hire”

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
Personally i freelance do my own work for myself pay myself give jobs to myself all the fun stuff.

how exactly do you “pay yourself”? i mean i guess after the jobs done you could help yourself to their wallet. unless the person owed you money in the first place and couldnt afford to pay you back. then you jipped yourself

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stevierayvauhanisawe 73 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

the CIA pays me 100 grand a year to take out annoying presidents, gues whos nextttt……… hahaha

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

only 100 grand? man you should do the next one for free. do america a favor

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mz.mo 22 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

shuanmorganisawesome wrote:
the CIA pays me 100 grand a year to take out annoying presidents, gues whos nextttt……… hahaha

where the hell were you when bush was in office?

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Personally i freelance do my own work for myself pay myself give jobs to myself all the fun stuff.

how exactly do you “pay yourself”? i mean i guess after the jobs done you could help yourself to their wallet. unless the person owed you money in the first place and couldnt afford to pay you back. then you jipped yourself

“hey, me, I’ll pay you to kill this guy!”
“how much, me?”
“hows three thousand?”
“sounds like a deal, me.”
“ok, me, here’s half now, you get the rest when the job is done!”
“okay”
*kills guy*
“great job, me, here is the rest of your pay!”
“pleasure doing business with me!”

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (15 minutes after post)

NO THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!! like for real, wouldnt you just be paying yourself over and over

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Darth Pianoman~~~ 89 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (17 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:
NO THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!! like for real, wouldnt you just be paying yourself over and over

not if you have schizophrenia

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:
NO THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!! like for real, wouldnt you just be paying yourself over and over

you solidified the fact that it does make sense by explaining it

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stevierayvauhanisawe 73 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

hhaha that guys high.
yea, ive considered a freebee, they don’t want to do it till the end of ‘09 but i can’t wait that long ;)
bush? i tried to get him but ******* chenny shot me!

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Darth Pianoman~~~ 89 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (19 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

hmmm….that’s true. that would truly suck.

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

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Darth Pianoman~~~ 89 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

shuanmorganisawesome wrote:
hhaha that guys high.
yea, ive considered a freebee, they don’t want to do it till the end of ‘09 but i can’t wait that long ;)
bush? i tried to get him but ******* chenny shot me!

HAHAHA I love it! XD

Help me with: ok, so seeing all the Friendster posts all the time got me curious.

emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (21 minutes after post)

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

but then your career is pretty much over

Help me with: im just wondering …… ok so my sisters mother in law decided to show up to my sisters for my nieces 2nd birthday.

THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

but then your career is pretty much over

i can kill in hell?

Help me with: I’ve been feeling empty lately.

emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

but then your career is pretty much over

i can kill in hell?

dude, everyones dead already

Help me with: im just wondering …… ok so my sisters mother in law decided to show up to my sisters for my nieces 2nd birthday.

THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (26 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

but then your career is pretty much over

i can kill in hell?

dude, everyones dead already

doesnt mean they cannot die again

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Arkia Valkair 8 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (26 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:

アンドリュー wrote:

emmybean wrote:
ahhhh. ok. now your talkin. though you might end up pulling the plug on yourself. then your still screwed

“hey, I am so annnoying! I will pay you one thousand bucks to take me out, me!”
*shoots self”
*pays self in hell*

but then your career is pretty much over

i can kill in hell?

dude, everyones dead already

Well they could always be more dead…maybe

emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (27 minutes after post)

the devil would be kinda pissed. i mean you would be taking his job

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (30 minutes after post)

emmybean wrote:
the devil would be kinda pissed. i mean you would be taking his job

he doesnt care, they just go back to hell

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emmybean 5 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (32 minutes after post)

or just disintegrate altogether, therefore coming back to point of ….. well there was no point. just. …… sigh…….. maybe retire

Help me with: im just wondering …… ok so my sisters mother in law decided to show up to my sisters for my nieces 2nd birthday.

xxangel027xx 11 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (34 minutes after post)

mz.mo wrote:

shuanmorganisawesome wrote:
the CIA pays me 100 grand a year to take out annoying presidents, gues whos nextttt……… hahaha

where the hell were you when bush was in office?

i agree obama’s a way better president than bush and our prime minister put together i wish he was ours dont mock him man.. as for the assasin thing i need you to do a job for me one of my ex mates are threatening me etc please sort them out they apparently know the johnsons (if your from uk and birmingham you probably know who im on about) they’re basically kind of like the maffia etc and would do anything and never get caught etc…
nah any joking haha
not about the johnson brothers though they’re true
you must be messing with us right?
xx

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THE INTERNET 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

i wouldnt work for myself, i am too stingy, i would not pay myself enough

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stevierayvauhanisawe 73 #
An Unknown Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 9 minutes after post)

ohh ohh the ciggarette smoking guy from the Xfiles just called and asked me to take out mulder and scully, you think i should?

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BaconByAnyOtherName 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 months, 2 weeks ago (3 hours, 4 minutes after post)

if i recall correctly, McDonalds was looking for killers not too long ago…

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