I just bought a star! - Help.com

How much does a star go for these days? And who came up with selling them? I hope they’re free…

I got an email of someone trying to sell me one for $10 a month. They would send me a certificate of authentication and they would tell me where my star was. They only needed my credit card number.

Why would I do that? When I personally own all of them and they don’t cost me anything and I give them away to my friends as gifts and when they don’t want them anymore they just return them sometimes even shinier and better than when they got them.

I’d go with number 2.

Roltz [# wrote:
]I got it for €25… My sole reason for getting it is to use it for chatting up girls while staring into the clear sky at night…

ME- “Tonight, you look amazing. Words cannot describe how much you mean to me.”

Her - “*giggle*”

ME - “you wanna, get some air?”

*while walking*

Me - “hey, I can see the reflection or illumination of the stars in your eyes..”

Her - “yeah, I can see the redness of the pizza stain on the right leg of your trousers…”

Me - thinks to self> ****, this isn’t working!! Plan B!!! /thinks to self> “you see those stars? Pick one.. I’ll get you whichever one you like… Except that one! It’s MINE!! *rips out plank of wood with certificate on it* SEE!! SEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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3 things…

1) that could work..
2) I’ve way too much free time
3) It probably won’t work…

That is too good. I don’t know how far it will get you but you’re British or something so I’m sure that helps, no?

Next time tell her this:

You’re pants are like mirrors. I can see my self in them.

littlenick wrote:
Next time tell her this:

You’re pants are like mirrors. I can see my self in them.

Dont tell her that.

Or this,

That’s not a roll of silver dollars in my front pocket, I am glad to see you!

Or this,

If I told you you had a nice butt, would you hold it against me?

littlenick wrote:
Or this,

That’s not a roll of silver dollars in my front pocket, I am glad to see you!

No wonder your here all the time! :P

thelma.dair wrote:

littlenick wrote:
Or this,

That’s not a roll of silver dollars in my front pocket, I am glad to see you!

No wonder your here all the time! :P

OMG. If that’s not a put down I don’t know what is.

Do you know funny when you see it?

This is your world. Why let some other idiot tell you what to call any particular item? It’s not like a sun in the sky light years away really cares what anyone calls it.

littlenick wrote:

thelma.dair wrote:

littlenick wrote:
Or this,

That’s not a roll of silver dollars in my front pocket, I am glad to see you!

No wonder your here all the time! :P

OMG. If that’s not a put down I don’t know what is.

Do you know funny when you see it?

Ha ha, do you?

And how do you know I’m here all the time, unless you are too?

I better leave now before this turns into something that we’re both gonna regret and one of us gets banned.

You’re not nice!

littlenick wrote:
You’re not nice!

It was jokes my friend, jokes.

I like you both, I’m stepping away…

aw bless but thats kind of like me selling you sections of the arctic, whilst many people lay claim to it, none actually own it, youve just given someone somewhere between 10 and 20 quid for nothing, if its any girl worth having you’re hitting on, she’ll probably just mock your purchase

After you tell her, but before you give it to her, place a gold star on her forehead and giggle.

I’m thinking about buying Uranus for my wife…

dude, i know you’re girlfriends going to dig it an all, but thats so gay

Would you be interested in buying a slightly used galaxy? Still runs great btw. How about an asteroid field with only minor body damage?

Sans wrote:
Would you be interested in buying a slightly used galaxy? Still runs great btw. How about an asteroid field with only minor body damage?

Is the thing below orion’s belt for sale? Is it still usable? I’m tired of feeling inadequate when I check my spam box…

For someone who claims to have no money, you spend a lot :-p

Stars aren’t cheap, that’s why I bought a moon acre instead!

I want a moon acre…. where do you get those? What the heck, I’m going to start selling them!

We can go into business together Roltz, you do all the work after all it was my idea. Send the checks to “Dr. Ralph’s Home for Wayward Women” a tax free charitable foundation of course.