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Superman vs Batman, who would win?

I’m just bored so i’m gonna start off on some stuff. anyone’s welcome to help respond. throught this though, i, Zamorak5 (i’m only posting this anonymously so that it will still say “help me with” with my last post) will be making all kinds of hypothetical battles and situations, because i’m bored and that’s what i do when i’m bored.

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zamorak5 offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

I’m looking forward to seeing your responses. Idk who i’d say would win… if i had to answer though, i’d say Superman.

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3 months, 3 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

Superman … He has super powers. Haha. Batman would use kryptonite though, but i think superman definately.

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

batman, because he always has a bunch of kryptonite on his person at all times.

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zamorak5 offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

okay, how about this. Batman vs Spiderman. (you can answer the original question and/or this one just please specify which one you’re responding to when you do)

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Ravi offline Verified User (6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (21 minutes after post)

Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (22 minutes after post)

Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.

well i kinda meant if they were to fight each other in a flashy climatic battle, but okay.

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

batman pwns all. He’s a rich billionare who has a fu*k load of cars, jets, boats, helicopters, motorcycles etc. He also burned down his own mansion and just said “I’ll rebuild it”….I mean come on! he’s just all cool with it and everything, where I would probably end up angry as a drunk bull. Plus he’s like a ninja, and ninjas also pwn all

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
batman pwns all. He’s a rich billionare who has a fu*k load of cars, jets, boats, helicopters, motorcycles etc. He also burned down his own mansion and just said “I’ll rebuild it”….I mean come on! he’s just all cool with it and everything, where I would probably end up angry as a drunk bull. Plus he’s like a ninja, and ninjas also pwn all

even if superman and spiderman teamed up on him? with the help of spencer pratt?

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Ravi offline Verified User (6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

zamorak5 wrote:

Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.

well i kinda meant if they were to fight each other in a flashy climatic battle, but okay.

then superman, coz he has all powers, bt i dont like him.

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zamorak5 offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (26 minutes after post)

what was wrong with my last comment?

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (27 minutes after post)

if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly

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samsungfirsbusiness offline Verified User (5 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (27 minutes after post)

depends - i should imagine the one that could get into the tightest tights

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Ravi offline Verified User (6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (28 minutes after post)

How about “He-man”?

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (29 minutes after post)

zamorak5 wrote:
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly

Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (30 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:

zamorak5 wrote:
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.

whoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (32 minutes after post)

zamorak5 wrote:

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.

whoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me

oh….well then HELL NO! lol. Like bacon and anon said, he carries kryptonite around all the time. And a nerd like spiderman against badas$ batman, spidey is gonna get pwned! lol

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (32 minutes after post)

speaking of spencer p rat (sorry i have to put a space there and spell it like that but if i spell spencer’s name right it makes my comment “await approval”) i got a joke. it’s really pathetic, but hey, it’s a free show. How does Spencer p rat keep his overalls up? with suspenceders.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (34 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:

zamorak5 wrote:
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.

whoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me

oh….well then HELL NO! lol. Like bacon and anon said, he carries kryptonite around all the time. And a nerd like spiderman against badas$ batman, spidey is gonna get pwned! lol

But how would batman take down spencer p rat? now there’s a question i wanna hear the answer to.

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (36 minutes after post)

isn’t spencer pratt that guy that was on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”? if so, how exactly would a guy like him beat batman? lol

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (38 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
isn’t spencer pratt that guy that was on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”? if so, how exactly would a guy like him beat batman? lol

wow. spencer pratt must not have been the part of that comment that made it get “reviewed”. Okay, what if Oprah got involved in this war? And she’s on the side of superman, spiderman and spencer pratt…

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (41 minutes after post)

oprah would get pwned by tom cruise. Then I think the battle would be won

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (42 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
oprah would get pwned by tom cruise. Then I think the battle would be won

Hey that’s not fair! i didn’t know tom cruise was in this!

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (43 minutes after post)

he wasn’t, but you keep on adding people, so I thought it would be fair lol

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (43 minutes after post)

How about Jack McBreyer vs Tom Cruise?

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

i don’t know who that is lol

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (47 minutes after post)

i’m guessing you mean Jack McBreyer, means you’re the one who brought up Tom Cruise. Jack McBreyer plays Kenneth on 30 Rock.

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (50 minutes after post)

oh. I don’t watch that show haha

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (51 minutes after post)

i’m guessing there’d be no winner. they’d probably just have lunch together and settle their differences through conversation. How intense that must be, lol. all the drama. that would be like a blockbuster film, lol.

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 85 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (54 minutes after post)

lol wanna make a movie? jk I’m going to bed now. Later zamorak :D

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An Unknown Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
lol wanna make a movie? jk I’m going to bed now. Later zamorak :D

lol. later.

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months, 3 weeks ago (19 hours, 4 minutes after post)

Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.

that blockbuster batman movie that came out mustve just slipped by you.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (2 weeks, 5 days after post)

spiderman, superman, spencer pratt, and oprah vs Tom Cruise and Batman? Definatly spidey’s squad.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (2 weeks, 6 days after post)

i vote you lot write to the people that produce the films and suggest that they make a film where they go head to head to see which on is better? how about that for an idea?

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