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Superman vs Batman, who would win?
I’m just bored so i’m gonna start off on some stuff. anyone’s welcome to help respond. throught this though, i, Zamorak5 (i’m only posting this anonymously so that it will still say “help me with” with my last post) will be making all kinds of hypothetical battles and situations, because i’m bored and that’s what i do when i’m bored.
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I’m looking forward to seeing your responses. Idk who i’d say would win… if i had to answer though, i’d say Superman.
Superman … He has super powers. Haha. Batman would use kryptonite though, but i think superman definately.
batman, because he always has a bunch of kryptonite on his person at all times.
okay, how about this. Batman vs Spiderman. (you can answer the original question and/or this one just please specify which one you’re responding to when you do)
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.
Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.
well i kinda meant if they were to fight each other in a flashy climatic battle, but okay.
batman pwns all. He’s a rich billionare who has a fu*k load of cars, jets, boats, helicopters, motorcycles etc. He also burned down his own mansion and just said “I’ll rebuild it”….I mean come on! he’s just all cool with it and everything, where I would probably end up angry as a drunk bull. Plus he’s like a ninja, and ninjas also pwn all
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
batman pwns all. He’s a rich billionare who has a fu*k load of cars, jets, boats, helicopters, motorcycles etc. He also burned down his own mansion and just said “I’ll rebuild it”….I mean come on! he’s just all cool with it and everything, where I would probably end up angry as a drunk bull. Plus he’s like a ninja, and ninjas also pwn all
even if superman and spiderman teamed up on him? with the help of spencer pratt?
zamorak5 wrote:
Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.well i kinda meant if they were to fight each other in a flashy climatic battle, but okay.
then superman, coz he has all powers, bt i dont like him.
what was wrong with my last comment?
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
depends - i should imagine the one that could get into the tightest tights
How about “He-man”?
Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.zamorak5 wrote:
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquiggly
whoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me
oh….well then HELL NO! lol. Like bacon and anon said, he carries kryptonite around all the time. And a nerd like spiderman against badas$ batman, spidey is gonna get pwned! lolzamorak5 wrote:
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquigglywhoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me
speaking of spencer p rat (sorry i have to put a space there and spell it like that but if i spell spencer’s name right it makes my comment “await approval”) i got a joke. it’s really pathetic, but hey, it’s a free show. How does Spencer p rat keep his overalls up? with suspenceders.
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:oh….well then HELL NO! lol. Like bacon and anon said, he carries kryptonite around all the time. And a nerd like spiderman against badas$ batman, spidey is gonna get pwned! lol
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
zamorak5 wrote:Why would batman fight himself? lol but regardless, it only makes sense that batman against himself with the help of others could possible beat him.
if spiderman and batman teamed up with the help of spencer p rat, could they beat batman? that’s what i was trying to ask pianomansquigglywhoops, i meant if spiderman and superman teamed up. i put that in the original comment, but that’s the one that is awaiting approval for a reason unknown to me
But how would batman take down spencer p rat? now there’s a question i wanna hear the answer to.
isn’t spencer pratt that guy that was on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”? if so, how exactly would a guy like him beat batman? lol
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
isn’t spencer pratt that guy that was on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”? if so, how exactly would a guy like him beat batman? lol
wow. spencer pratt must not have been the part of that comment that made it get “reviewed”. Okay, what if Oprah got involved in this war? And she’s on the side of superman, spiderman and spencer pratt…
oprah would get pwned by tom cruise. Then I think the battle would be won
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
oprah would get pwned by tom cruise. Then I think the battle would be won
Hey that’s not fair! i didn’t know tom cruise was in this!
he wasn’t, but you keep on adding people, so I thought it would be fair lol
How about Jack McBreyer vs Tom Cruise?
i don’t know who that is lol
i’m guessing you mean Jack McBreyer, means you’re the one who brought up Tom Cruise. Jack McBreyer plays Kenneth on 30 Rock.
oh. I don’t watch that show haha
i’m guessing there’d be no winner. they’d probably just have lunch together and settle their differences through conversation. How intense that must be, lol. all the drama. that would be like a blockbuster film, lol.
lol wanna make a movie? jk I’m going to bed now. Later zamorak :D
pianomansquiggly~~~ wrote:
lol wanna make a movie? jk I’m going to bed now. Later zamorak :D
lol. later.
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Ravi wrote:
Today spiderman only famous character, so he win the boxoffice collection and children heart.
that blockbuster batman movie that came out mustve just slipped by you.
spiderman, superman, spencer pratt, and oprah vs Tom Cruise and Batman? Definatly spidey’s squad.
i vote you lot write to the people that produce the films and suggest that they make a film where they go head to head to see which on is better? how about that for an idea?
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