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HELPERS, TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

A day may come when the courage of helpers fail,

when we forsake our friends

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of glitches and a shattered site,

when the age of help comes crashing down,

but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear in these good tubes,

I bid you stand, Users of the Help!

This site does not belong to one user,

But to All.

Let us together rebuild this site,

That we may share in the

Days of Win…

ATTACK!
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domaintech @ cbsig . net

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HELPERS, TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

A day may come when the courage of helpers fail,

when we forsake our friends

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of glitches and a shattered site,

when the age of help comes crashing down,



but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear in these good tubes,

I bid you stand, Users of the Help!

This site does not belong to one user,

But to All.

Let us together rebuild this site,

That we may share in the

Days of Win…



ATTACK!
http://twitter.com/helpmod

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Snar offline Verified User (2 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 41 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (6 minutes after post)

…have I ever told you that you make absolutely no sense to me?

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (6 minutes after post)

What was the horse about?

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (7 minutes after post)

pshhhh, youve missed the point fantastically. attack the twitter feed, people! mass quantities of complaining has to warrant some kind of response

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Oh I get the point all right and I think it is god someone makes a stand for this place, I have tried several mails and got no reply and near enough given up hope that anyone will ever come here and want to fix this place :S

I hope people listen although I do not use twitter..

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (12 minutes after post)

just make an account and badger him. its what im doing.

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (13 minutes after post)

I have used twitter before, just don’t like it even though it seems to be the latest fad.

Is there any other way I can pester?
I seem to be good at that.

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MJF offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (18 minutes after post)

Man I gotta get me a twitter account

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (20 minutes after post)

~LazyDaze~ wrote:
I have used twitter before, just don’t like it even though it seems to be the latest fad.

Is there any other way I can pester?
I seem to be good at that.

not yet, all ive found is an unrelated youtube account.

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Oh ok, well keep on pestering then :)

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (21 minutes after post)

oh, come on. ill give you a cookie if you help =D

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (22 minutes after post)

Snar wrote:
…have I ever told you that you make absolutely no sense to me?

ahhahaha :D lol

i dont get the boming pic maybe cause i have been on the other end of it :D lol

trust me bombs isnt equal to win for all but win for 1 ^_^ so it just posses ur own sentence that went like “This site does not belong to one user,But to All.” ^_^

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (22 minutes after post)

Well you just said the only way is twitter, been there done that and not interested in it, full of weird people, even more so than this place :O

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (25 minutes after post)

~LazyDaze~ wrote:
Well you just said the only way is twitter, been there done that and not interested in it, full of weird people, even more so than this place :O

i didnt say you had to join the community. just make a throwaway account.

use http://www.10minutemails.com if you need to

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (26 minutes after post)

btw what is the point of twiter i dont get it O.o

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (31 minutes after post)

ohh ok makelove ^_^
sorry dont have youtube access from here ^_^
but got the point ^_^

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (32 minutes after post)

but i still dont get that horse, wtf is he doing O.o lol

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (37 minutes after post)

i joined but cant do anything lol :D
where the hell do i shout something :P

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MJF offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (37 minutes after post)

Get Twittering then!

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (46 minutes after post)

how the *** do you use this pointless tweet website or what the hell it name is O.o i cant do anything , i made a username and everything then what O.o?

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (47 minutes after post)

and what’s up with following O.o
i follow no man :P

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M. Wright offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (51 minutes after post)

Snar wrote:
This is madness!

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
Madness…?

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
This is Help!

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

New American Atheist wrote:

Snar wrote:
This is madness!

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
Madness…?

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
This is Help!

1000 Internets to you, good sir.

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 11 minutes after post)

tricky wrote:
and what’s up with following O.o
i follow no man :P

i think you have to go to his profile, click “follow” then click “home”. in that textbox, type: @helpmod [MESSAGE HERE]. thats what ive been doing, anyway.

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 57 minutes after post)

btw who is this helpmod anywayz O.o?

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 39 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 59 minutes after post)

and is boubleme really managing a new help.com O.o?

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (5 hours, 14 minutes after post)

I was there when the courage of man failed…

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SayItsSo offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (6 hours, 12 minutes after post)

haha…spam helpmod?

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3 months ago (8 hours, 21 minutes after post)

A) this is old news.
B) he probably doesn’t check his twitter anymore (notice the dates)

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (11 hours after post)

tricky wrote:
btw who is this helpmod anywayz O.o?

the piece of crap admin for the site

Anonymous wrote:
A) this is old news.
B) he probably doesn’t check his twitter anymore (notice the dates)

he checked it in march. twitter sends emails when someone starts following you, if a bunch of people follow him, maybe hell stop being a ******

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Darth Pianoman~~~ offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 73 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (14 hours, 20 minutes after post)

bacon, man, you just plain ol’ freaking rock. Together, WE SHALL RULE!

btw, is this his real youtube channel?

http://www.youtube.com/user/helpmod

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Mrs. Hasta Pianoman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 28 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (14 hours, 33 minutes after post)

I would man, but I just can’t make myself join that idiotic site to be able to leave a message!

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Good ole boy offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 11 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (16 hours, 9 minutes after post)

This must be another crusade, as you like to call them. Well, I guess I’ll align myself with the crusaders this time.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (2 days, 16 hours after post)

Twitter is one of the most usless sites ever. I dont care what joe jonas did on his day off or what stores Jane Doe went to over the weekend.

BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 14 hours after post)

Hybrid Theory wrote:
Twitter is one of the most usless sites ever. I dont care what joe jonas did on his day off or what stores Jane Doe went to over the weekend.

this isnt a post about goddamn twitter, this is a post about helpmod.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 18 hours after post)

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:

Hybrid Theory wrote:
Twitter is one of the most usless sites ever. I dont care what joe jonas did on his day off or what stores Jane Doe went to over the weekend.

this isnt a post about goddamn twitter, this is a post about helpmod.

The jalopy bounces out of the ditch and back onto the road, slinging mud from the tires. Yeah, if you want to get to helpy, you have to find his boss. You could fill his email or twitter accounts to overflowing, but if he never checks them it won’t matter.

Unless someone here actually knows the contact info for helpy’s boss, this “whois” link shows where to start. http://www.networksolutions.com/whois…

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 19 hours after post)

Sans wrote:

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
Hybrid Theory wrote:
Twitter is one of the most usless sites ever. I dont care what joe jonas did on his day off or what stores Jane Doe went to over the weekend.

this isnt a post about goddamn twitter, this is a post about helpmod.

The jalopy bounces out of the ditch and back onto the road, slinging mud from the tires. Yeah, if you want to get to helpy, you have to find his boss. You could fill his email or twitter accounts to overflowing, but if he never checks them it won’t matter.

Unless someone here actually knows the contact info for helpy’s boss, this “whois” link shows where to start. http://www.networksolutions.com/whois…

have i ever told you youre my hero?

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BaconByAnyOtherName edited this post 3 months ago. Read the previous text »

HELPERS, TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

A day may come when the courage of helpers fail,

when we forsake our friends

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of glitches and a shattered site,

when the age of help comes crashing down,



but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear in these good tubes,

I bid you stand, Users of the Help!

This site does not belong to one user,

But to All.

Let us together rebuild this site,

That we may share in the

Days of Win…



ATTACK!
http://twitter.com/helpmod

Help me with: The Big Time.

BaconByAnyOtherName edited this post 3 months ago. Read the previous text »

HELPERS, TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

A day may come when the courage of helpers fail,

when we forsake our friends

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of glitches and a shattered site,

when the age of help comes crashing down,



but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear in these good tubes,

I bid you stand, Users of the Help!

This site does not belong to one user,

But to All.

Let us together rebuild this site,

That we may share in the

Days of Win…



ATTACK!
(email removed)

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BaconByAnyOtherName edited this post 3 months ago. Read the previous text »

HELPERS, TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!

A day may come when the courage of helpers fail,

when we forsake our friends

and break all bonds of fellowship,

but it is not this day.

An hour of glitches and a shattered site,

when the age of help comes crashing down,



but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear in these good tubes,

I bid you stand, Users of the Help!

This site does not belong to one user,

But to All.

Let us together rebuild this site,

That we may share in the

Days of Win…



ATTACK!
hostmaster @ cnet . com

Help me with: The Big Time.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 19 hours after post)

BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:

Sans wrote:
BaconByAnyOtherName wrote:
Hybrid Theory wrote:
Twitter is one of the most usless sites ever. I dont care what joe jonas did on his day off or what stores Jane Doe went to over the weekend.

this isnt a post about goddamn twitter, this is a post about helpmod.

The jalopy bounces out of the ditch and back onto the road, slinging mud from the tires. Yeah, if you want to get to helpy, you have to find his boss. You could fill his email or twitter accounts to overflowing, but if he never checks them it won’t matter.

Unless someone here actually knows the contact info for helpy’s boss, this “whois” link shows where to start. http://www.networksolutions.com/whois…

have i ever told you youre my hero?

Just don’t post that wind beneath my wings song.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 19 hours after post)

I’m gonna re-post if you don’t mind so it’ll get on the home page.

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roenmcgloan offline Verified User (5 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 23 hours after post)

I am boggled that I live in an age where “twitterbomb” is a meaningful technological concept and not, like, some drink involving everclear and a paper umbrella…

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 23 hours after post)

roenmcgloan wrote:
I am boggled that I live in an age where “twitterbomb” is a meaningful technological concept and not, like, some drink involving everclear and a paper umbrella…

im ashamed i even suggested it.

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roenmcgloan offline Verified User (5 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (3 days, 23 hours after post)

P.S. That poor horse! :( (*snrk* *fmf* Bwahahahahahah!!! >D *ahem*)

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