religion help: Jesus rose from the grave… Allah, Buddah, and Elvis are - Help.com

Touche my good sir, you have it backwards. Jesus is dead, but Allah, Buddha and Elvis live on. You really should read your bible more closely.

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Please don’t start these stupid inflammatory discussions on help.com

I will never believe that anytime from 2000 years ago to the present there has ever been one instance of resurrection from complete death. Nor will I never believe that there ever was a Jesus. And nor will I ever believe that there is a god. So just get over it.

davethoma wrote:
You actually believe a person died and came back to life? The bible is just full of made up stories meant to illustrate points.

Don’t worry pal, i’m in the same boat as you (and Bill Maher). 80% of americans believe jesus rose from the dead and while return to judge us. LOL. “Mental Sickness,” lol, what someone else said on tv. Sadly, i’d have to agree to some extent. People who are religious aren’t any stupider, they have just taken it as a fact like you and me assume their is no such thing. But then it must be hard to be a religious scientist…you have to disprove their is any such thing as god ;P. Your cool the way you are davethoma

In the beginning, Elvis was hungry, so he suggested to a chicken, “Let you be food!” And the chicken was perturbethed and askethed, “Will I not then be dead? as a nugget, as your scripture suggesteth?” And Elvis, lo, he was as cunning as Allah, Jesus and Buddha combined… ah, I forget the rest of it, but judge me not lest I also turn your other cheek and please never to step on my BS (Bluesuede Shoes), thanks. and goodluck. and godspeed. landward ho!

christwannab wrote:
Anyone up to discuss how we all got here? :D As in Genesis 1:1 “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” This should DtD (Drive the Discussion)…

Bah, that would stir the convo in a negative way if i were to partake in that

lol faith such a simple thing, but seems so difficult for others, just proves to me more there’s a liar out there amongst us aka the devil, but hey i like how everyone focuses on the creation and Jesus’s resurrection in the bible, but no one looks at bible prophecy and please those ancient civilizations who’s prophecies about the end of the world is just garbage, the bible prophecies a little bit more then a few common things we could all predict lol, talk about 28% of the book is prophecy, and its not all about the end of the world anti-Christ stuff lol it gives a little more incite then that, talk about a lot more, but no one takes that in consideration or does research on it, because they find creation and the resurrection silly? idk doesn’t sound logical not to put it in consideration if you weigh your options if your wrong.