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“Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.”

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little.oblivion offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (5 minutes after post)

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (9 minutes after post)

life’s a *****! it “sucks”

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (9 minutes after post)

Life’s a ****, it fukcs us all.

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bobby brown offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
US | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

argh man i have alot xD
i told a doctor i broke my leg in two places, he said to quit going to them places.
if barbie is so popular, why do you have to keep buying her friends?
men shoudl be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable
everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxin
every1 is intitled to ther own opition, but just yours is stupid
women invented language to satisfy her deep need to complain.
if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it. but only you get the warm feelin that it brings
time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
dont take life to seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
:D cba 2 right any more lol

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An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Can i borrow this book for the summer? I did a report on this book for English, and the spark notes sounded pretty good.

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bobby brown offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
US | 3 months ago (11 minutes after post)

ok 1 morew cus of wat commander said :P
lifes a bi*** and then you marry 1 :P

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I_ROC33 offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (14 minutes after post)

Good stuff guys, let’s keep it goin!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?”>

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3 months ago (16 minutes after post)

Tom ‘’hey wats up?'’
bob ‘’my willie'’

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little.oblivion offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (19 minutes after post)

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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