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Read jokes on the net? Wanna hear one?

littlenick wrote:
Read jokes on the net? Wanna hear one?

im up for a joke nick

heya, sorry to hear about your sittuation, i have been through this kind of thing but worse and i am starting to recover thanks to this site.
my advice would be never to hurt yourself, do whatever makes you laugh or happy.
i know it may sound strange but if you are into music, when you feel depressed or lonely listen to music that makes you feel sad. it helps you to deal with your emotions and i reccomend somewhere quiet to do it.
if you ever want to chat im ussually here.

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!”

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, “Yeah,that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.”

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from in Dublin, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”

“Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”

“No,” replies the Irish guy, “but it happened to me sister!”

When you’re feeling down, get out and move around. Take a walk, run, bike, swim. Go do something different that you’ve never done before. New food, new music, new people, new places. Doesn’t have to cost much. Bus fare to a new part of the city.