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Nice shot.
I don’t think he wants your fleshy human ahss though.
Got standards,y’know.

ya, jhoshy tryed and faild.

Keckers wrote:
Nice shot.
I don’t think he wants your fleshy human ahss though.
Got standards,y’know.

Yeah, it’s not permitted by section C, paragraph 48 of the Human-Robot Relations law, I know. But like I said, I’ll become a cyborg! 99% robot, 10% of my human mind (the non-imaginative part). Pretty equivalent to HelpBot’s insight.

STE3L wrote:
ya, jhoshy tryed and faild.

Poor Josh, I feel for him. But it’s gonna be different for me, I know it!

Who doesnt want a piece of that helpbot action?Helpbot is a sexy mofo.

HelpBot!
Thank you, Miss Jessica Bunny!

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