I need a really funny joke

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I need a really funny joke

for my little brother’s middle school buletin board…any ideas that are short, clever, clean,and absolutly hilarious??

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calemus 2 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (2 minutes after post)

u want a joke?
u need a photo of me then
people would cry they would laugh so bad
u ever see someone laugh so hard they peed themself?
yeah
THATS extreme

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spiratec9 13 #
Burnaby, BC, CA | 2 months ago (12 minutes after post)

So this guy is called in to the doctors office.
When he gets into the doctor’s office the doctor says, “I’ve got some bad news
and some very bad news.”
So the guy says,”Well give me the bad news first.”
The doctor says,” You’re going to die within 24 hours.”
The guy says,” What the heck…. what could be worse than dying within 24 hours…
what’s the very bad news?”
The doctor says, “We’ve been trying to get a hold of you since yesterday”

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Neutra 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months ago (19 minutes after post)

There were people, they did stuff, the end.

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spiratec9 13 #
Burnaby, BC, CA | 2 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Neutra wrote:
There were people, they did stuff, the end.

what stuff did they do??

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Neutra 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months ago (24 minutes after post)

spiratec9 wrote:

Neutra wrote:
There were people, they did stuff, the end.

what stuff did they do??

You know…just some stuff

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Isaacsac 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (58 minutes after post)

Watch Joey Gladstone on the TV show Full House to get some funny jokes. Note: To watch Full House you must have Full House on DVD or Comcast digital cable and the Comcast digital cable channel 215 to watch Full House.

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boogerman20509 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (1 month after post)

where is the only place you can kiss yourself?

… a mirror!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!… i know it’s kind of korny.

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