Soul help: Has anyone personally been able to sell their soul to the devil - Help.com

well an eternity of excruciating pain might a bit of a downer.

Robert Johnson ;)

I tried to do that. But my soul is so corrupted that not even the devil wanted it! :(

How could you feel pain if you’re dead? It makes no sense.

read dr. faustus? thats based on the faust myth. also dorian gray sells his soul for his looks. Erm and in my opinion life can get pretty **** so an eternity of uber **** would not be something I would want. And in all the stories its human nature that all these deals go wrong anyway- I mean you would be dealing with the devil, not really out to do you a favour…

If you took the time to think everything through I think you could get a pretty good deal for yourself. Maybe like getting a lawyer would help! lol!

ok so what would you ask for?

Anonymous wrote:
ok so what would you ask for?

A place in heaven? Lol the irony x)

Nah, I’d ask for awesome guitar skills Like Robert Johnson der :P

I would make a list of my requests and ask for them exactly as I desire them with no alternative future or present potentials deviating from my exact intentions and left entirely up to my own devices after gaining them. I think. I don’t know if I worked it all out well enough yet to counter the trickiness of Satan.

I can’t see him agreeing to that though.

If Robert did make a pact with the devil maybe it’s only the guitar that’s blessed/cursed. Have you tried stealing it? :P

Robert Johnson was great! Too bad he was killed by a jealous husband at such a young age!

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I bet he would if it was a soul he could dispose against Heaven’s army!

but wouldn’t that deviate from your agreement?

Not really since I expect that would happen anyways and besides by then I’ll be dead and he can use me then. It’s this life I am interested about and then when I’m a demon it probably get really boring unless I’m cuttin’ down some angels. Which makes me think… if you kill an angel or a demon where the h*** does it go? Back to Heaven or Hell (like in South Park)? Or does it vanish from existence?

and even if you got everything you wanted whos to say it would turn out how you imagined? Lots of famous people get depressed and can’t cope. Lots of rich people turn to drugs because when you can anything wheres the excitement? And both of those groups get lots of fake hangers on. It would most likely turn on you!

No I don’t think so. As a mortal demon I could wreak havoc on Earth and have tons of fun until I die… or am killed… and then I’m cuttin’ down those tuneless angelic choirs. Sounds like a good deal to me!

i would go for vanishing from existence

Anonymous wrote:
i would go for vanishing from existence

:( That happens to everyone 100% of the time sooner or later. You should go for a deal that makes things better whilst you’re around.

I wonder what vanishing from existence would be like? Would you still have consciousness. Is it like solitary confinement for a soul for eternity. that would suck… dark nothingness forever… well I’ll just have to work on my fighting skills then I guess lol!

no i meant my vote was that if you killed a devil or angel it would vanish from existence- but there was a post between so it became disjointed!
Why would you want to wreak havoc on Earth? If you really were that nasty you could do that now anyway and go to hell for it.

but your time of earth would be minute in comparison to your time in hell. And that would be filled with pain and torture, and you can still feel it even though your dead. heaven definitely sounds like the better deal to me.

But it would be more fun with demonic powers. It’s just cooler to do freaky stuff than what common criminals do. Besides I don’t really want to harm anyone, just cause some mayhem and laugh at people! lol!

I don’t believe in an after life muahahaha

but by causing mayhem people would end up hurting each other out of fear and panic.

Heaven is boring. That’s why all the angels keep coming back to help people. It’s more fun here on earth or in hell.

That’s their problem. They obviously are very good at their own religion or are just bad people themselves, or idiots, if they do that.

lol how is heaven boring? Isn’t it meant to be the best thing ever?

So you think heaven is boring because angels come to earth to help people- but then what makes you think hell is fun?

Well if you listen to someone like Abraham-Hicks yes heaven is BORING. Also, yeah hell is fun because it’s warm and you get to plot against heaven all the time and when you get really bored you just possess someone and live again. That’s what all the demons do (except on Tuesdays. Tuesdays are Tango Tuesdays!).

Yes I’m totally popular now because this topic made it into that featured box on the home page! jk jk about being popular lol

i would never do that. i would like to go to heaven. and plus if the devil popped up and said that im pretty sure he would be lying about getting anything u want.

Not if you get it in writing with a witness present and since God is omnipresent bingo! xp

Haha. This is one of the coolest posts I’ve read in a while. ;) But i’ve got to say, heaven sounds a h*ll of a lot better. :)

Naw. All heaven has is Halo (totally different from the Xbox version lol!)! Boring! :)

Jimmy Page

Who is Jimmy Page?

:o

Another guitar player. Led Zeppelin. He bought Alistair Crowley’s house and studies the occult.

Oh that’s cool but kinda boring. Looks like everyone sells their soul for guitar prowess lol!

Slash.

I did sell my soul to his Majasty and he promissed when he takes me” Down To my Paradise “70 virgins are awaiting with Wine and barbymans Music…

Well 70 virgins are indeed hard to find on earth these days but are you sure you want to train all o them how to do it right in your paradise?

ha! the devil!
i can use my extraterrestrial powers to give you the ability to rock like AC/DC on crack in exchange for some uranium?
we aliens love uranium!
i can also make it where you can make people **** their pants when you say their name?

I tried, but my soul really isn’t worth much because my life still sucked.

Satan owns aliens! That’s why they cut people up! It’s His game! lol

Well guys I’m gunna hit the hay but keep posting and I’ll be sure to come back and make up witty/stupid/erroneous/extraordinary replies to all of you when I can later!

actually quite the opposite,
we aliens dissect humans and cattle for study purposes,
you humans have a rather strange anatomy, having to eat and breath and all, we have evolved far beyond that point
Satan is actually just a myth, like god and Jesus and Santa clause.
and the pick of destiny? it’s just a virtual reality processor that makes people think you are rocking like a b**ch
once again uranium for rocking or pants ********? last call

i sold my soul for a cupcake once. best one i ever had.

I don’t think it could be that bad in hell. But then again, the mind can dream up some of the most dreadful and inhuman of possible conditions ever imaginable.

this has made me laugh so hard…thanks for posting, and i would so trade uranium for a cupcake alien, only i dont hav any

i have never done that or know anyone who has but i see your point =]

no such thing as hell

i tried for many years to become deamon posesed
whene i did finaly make a deal with a devil it tricked me
then whene it came time for the goods there was no goods
it reniged on our deal

then in my darkest hour the Jesus Christ told me
“I’ll still take you back”
after persuing that for a few years on 4/13/03
i finaly acomplished my part of the deal with God
now my soal is totaly sold out to Him
and everything is better

btw
if you dont get your life straightened out your already headed tward hell
you dont need to make any deals for that
get your self one with God is the only way out

that was not suposed to be anon,, dont know how i hit that option

To honestly believe in hell you must believe there is a heaven?(and or God?)

So if you really believe you could go to heaven when you die.. why would you go to hell?

If there really is such a thing as the afterlife then it is said this is the start of life and our human life on earth is already the pain. To go to hell is said to be a continuation of our pain and heavin is well.. heaven.

Mind you there are hundreds of variations… I’m pretty sure the devil would ask someone more fun though like prince william etc

well, i dont believe in god or hell. but to me, 80 odd years of whatever you wanted, compared to an eternity in a place that is supposed torture for the soul- that seems like a deal only a fool would take.

I sold my soul to the devil when I was little for a candy bar, this explains why I am living in hell now.

In all honesty if the devil popped up and said “yo I’ll give you whatever you want if you give me your soul” I wouldn’t do it, you need your soul to be reincarnated. Everyone has different views but I believe that if you did sell your soul you wouldn’t be complete and be left here to wander this earth empty, like ghosts. I rather battle this life by myself without the devils help, so I can have another good one (fingers crossed my next life I am a princess =]).

you should read the book “23 minutes in hell” by bill wiese.
This will give you a rundown of what hell is actually like.

kathrynkurs wrote:
(fingers crossed my next life I am a princess =]).

im sure in simply saying that you wouldnt sell your soul to the devil, then you simply would come back as a princess :)

If you need any help training those virgins I’m available Barbyman.

Dr Ralph that the spirit ,but firstly you must sign up.like i said what is 10 less Virgins between Friends….

well I read a book called “a devil called love” and a girl sold her soul to the devil for youth, good looks and guys liking her. but nope, can’t say I have or would.

its a rock and roll myth the devil cant own your soul since he is also accountable for is sins and will also receive the same punishment of a damned soul

littlenick wrote:
I tried to do that. But my soul is so corrupted that not even the devil wanted it! :(

LMFAO.
Oh my.

Same here, sadly. :/

Honestly before you make a decision like this, like I want to seeing as I started the post, you have to figure out what you believe in or the truth of the matter. What is both Heaven and Hell? Hell is obviously Earth and when you die you’re stuck without reincarnation on Earth for the rest of your life. Not to bad since you don’t remember Heaven anyways so there’s nothing to really make you see the contrast in what you’re missing out. In Heaven you join God (you don’t become an angel like everyone thinks… they are a completely different species so to speak. Furthermore angels also opt out of the reincarnation cycle in order to live a life of servitude to protect and watch over people. Only if you join as a part of God do you reincarnate at will). Considering that I will only recall Earth and that there would be no contrast to show me what I would be missing in heaven and that I would constantly be seeing the living people suffer I think it’s a pretty good deal to have an immortal life separate from that bull. Besides, I could explore the planet at will as well.

Hell is definitely better n my opinion.

Oh and furthermore, there is no real source of darkness, just as you cannot flip a switch and turn on the dark, but rather there is only the absence of light. You can always make the choice to go back with God, even after death and in Hell, but why would you? As I pointed out earlier that would be extremely boring and a waste of time.

And in history believing God has been more horrible than following the devil or doing what you want. Christians have killed most of their saints and then called them saints for example. The Jews killed Jesus. Most religions tell you to hate their religions or sects of their own religion. How many wars have been fought in the name of God and how many in the name of the devil? That would be a ton:none. People don’t even understand the truth about what they supposedly believe in so how can they understand Heaven or Hell at all?

I love it how the ad at the top o this page, at least for me, is always about angels or Jesus which is the total opposite of the spectrum of what I am focusing on lol!

everyone goes through changes,
looking to find the truth,
don’t look at me for answers,
don’t ask me.
i don’t know!

mills wrote:
I don’t think it could be that bad in hell. But then again, the mind can dream up some of the most dreadful and inhuman of possible conditions ever imaginable.

heaven for the climate, hell for the company ;)

chuck norris once sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the lives of thousands. then he destroyed the lives, roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back.

and he built the hospital he was born in, shorlty after losing his virginity before his own father did.

and that, people, is a fact.

courtybubble wrote:
and that, people, is a fact.

yyyyup.

its not a good thing to do.
lucifer is not a good thing to bother right now.
you’ll get really sick and need someone to pray for you.
i know people who have done it, and they have all spent many years
of their life in mental wards.
call a tarot reader/like tarotrosa at keen/most pyschics would be afraid
to talk about lucifer.

emm.i know a few people whove been in mental wards to, and they sure didnt sell their souls to some made up devil. they had mental illnesses. ILLNESSES.

Anonymous wrote:
How could you feel pain if you’re dead? It makes no sense.

Well, no one knows what hell is like (if it exists). If it is the path you wanna choose, go for it ;P. Frankly, I don’t think we should live our lives in a reserved fashion because of personal fear of a figurative myth (of heaven and hell). Just have fun, that’s the way to go :D

man, gnashing my teeth forever. that sounds really really **** huh. like, the worst torture i could EVER think of. my poor teeth :’[

You just reminded me of a memory from back in the day when I was like 7 or 8 and went to church(alone my parents didnt make me, they never went) and I remember laying down on the floor next to my bed(idk) and I was thinking about it and I was thinking what if someone sold their soul for a sandwitch, and then I started freaking out and crying because I thought even thinking of selling my soul was like doing it in a way..

Yeah I was pretty sure I was going to hell for a few years after that.

Just thought Id share.

One thing about hell that is true….you can’t ask anyone that’s dead what’s it like? I wouldn’t play with that place nor the devil.

there are plenty of descriptions of hell in the Bible.
and by the way, eternal meanes with out begining or end
the Bible says hell was created for the devil and his angles
so if it was created then it will end
it’s end will be whene it is thrown into the lake of fire
)pOoFf(
gonerz
might be in a few dozem billions years
who knows whene
but it will end sooner or later

you guys should read the “divine comedy”, especially ‘dante’s inferno’. most interesting…

Every single well known blues man in history met Satan himself at the crossroads and sold their soul for the ability to play awesome blues guitar… its a fact. Generaly speaking, it is widely accepted that to be a truly great musician you have to sell your soul to Satan…

I personally bought my buddies soul for a cup of coffee yesterday. I’ve got a collection of about 6 now. Things i’ve bought a soul for: A Hotcross Bun. A Hotdog. A Slush Puppie… I can’t remember the rest.

It comes in handy when Satan does pop up cause you can say, well here you can have this guy’s soul. Unfortunately though, depending on how awesome your soul is he might demand two other people’s souls or even more as an equivalent to yours… like Jack Sparrow… his soul was worth 100 other souls.

Or if you are Dethklok, you can bargain your way into getting the benefits of soul selling without actually selling your soul… ut you gotta be pretty extreme to do that! :)

calemus wrote:
there are plenty of descriptions of hell in the Bible.
and by the way, eternal meanes with out begining or end
the Bible says hell was created for the devil and his angles
so if it was created then it will end
it’s end will be whene it is thrown into the lake of fire
)pOoFf(
gonerz
might be in a few dozem billions years
who knows whene
but it will end sooner or later

“the Bible says hell was created for the devil and his ANGLES”?

OMG - Satan’s angles!! beware… they could be sharp!!!

traaaaaaaaain coming bluuuuuuuuues…..

Barbyman wrote:
Dr Ralph that the spirit ,but firstly you must sign up.like i said what is 10 less Virgins between Friends….

And if Chuck Norris shows up he can have 5 of mine. I’m not selfish.

Dr. Ralph wrote:

Barbyman wrote:
Dr Ralph that the spirit ,but firstly you must sign up.like i said what is 10 less Virgins between Friends….

And if Chuck Norris shows up he can have 5 of mine. I’m not selfish.

chuck grinds his own coffe with his teeth, and boils the water with his own rage…

Anonymous wrote:
rofl

you dare laugh at chuck norris? he will roundhouse kick you in the face so hard, generations from now will hold their heads in sudden pain wondering where the migrane came from…

Search “Where Is Chuck Norris?” in google and press “i’m feeling lucky”

I love it!!

Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris… he finds you. Suggestions: Run before he finds you. Is Google crazy???

Omg haha I just searched that, that’s so effin funny.

:-P

chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils the water with his own rage

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Wow, It looks like Chuck Norris killed this thread