so I’m starting a religion

Rock On \m/

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so I’m starting a religion

The Church of Intel lol
we believe that Intel computer corporation is the true god, ever since the introduction of the microprocessor
in 1974 he has made our lives better and soon he will rise up with his quantum logic engine that will control the world! no more pain, no more death, we will all be computer data! muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
sound like fun? lmao

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NULL 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

yes sounds fun, but what are you going to do about viruses?

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Richard Cor de Lyon 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

what are the tenets to your religion?

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Rock On \m/ 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (26 minutes after post)

NULL wrote:
yes sounds fun, but what are you going to do about viruses?

linux, lol

Richard Cor de Lyon wrote:
what are the tenets to your religion?

remind me what a tenet is? lol

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Anonymous #
1 month, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 44 minutes after post)

i don’t know why i imagine intel like the good christian while AMD like the Atheist ones

Richard Cor de Lyon 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 23 minutes after post)

Tenet - any opinion, principle, doctrine, dogma, etc., esp. one held as true by members of a profession, group, or movement.

All religions have rules. If you don’t stand for something, then you’ll fall for anything. What is the doctrine of the Great and Almighty Intel?

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Rock On \m/ 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 31 minutes after post)

lol
so basically a bible?
h/o, i’ll write some lol

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Rock On \m/ 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 33 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
i don’t know why i imagine intel like the good christian while AMD like the Atheist ones

AMD, IBM, ARM and all other semiconductor companies are false profits, lol
Intel is the original and only computer god, lol

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Richard Cor de Lyon 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 36 minutes after post)

“I am thy Lord God Intel, thou shalt not have false microprocessors before me”

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Richard Cor de Lyon 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 38 minutes after post)

“I am thy God Almighty Intel, and Bill Gates is my one and only prophet; there shall be no other”

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Rock On \m/ 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 55 minutes after post)

lol,
these are the rules of Intelism

Commandment 1: I am the lord thy god Intel, though shall have no false profits before me

Commandment 2: though shall live thy life in the most logical way possible, though shall live for thy god Intel

Commandment 3: though shall keep thy Pentiums and thy Core 2’s as well kept as possible. there shall be no dust or water damage on thy holly processor

Commandment 4: though shall only use DDR2 compatible memory on thy chipset, any other will destroy thy holly chipset

Commandment 5: though shall respect thy motherboards and they hard drives as if they were Intel’s son, unless they are AMD

Command 6: Bill Gates is thy only profit of Intel, though shall worship thy Windows operating system

how’s that?

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Richard Cor de Lyon 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (3 hours, 7 minutes after post)

lol… much better :)

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Rock On \m/ 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (3 hours, 21 minutes after post)

lol
any computer company other than Microsoft is a cult,
Apple and Linux especially lol

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