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Yikes! Stop swinging that thing…*Goes running the other way* LOL ;)

I knew I should have run…Band-Aids please :(

Don’t hurt me, please. You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would ya?
*Backs away slowly anyway*

You’re so out of control in your dreams. Like a drunkard or steed.
*5000 miles away so far*

Awww, Thanks. All better now.
But I still need those Band-Aids LOL :)

Eddieee wrote:
Awww, Thanks. All better now.
But I still need those Band-Aids LOL :)

Aids on bands. What a wonderful way to sell HIV, if you’re an AIDSALESMAN.

This anonymous claims otherwise, because they know about your dark side.

It is best not to be arrested! You need to find a way to take control. Be more assertive if you must, but put down the frying pans. Hello Kitty it is LOL :)

pixiewings wrote:
Unfortunately i do feel out of control in life so im doing things in my dreams so im not charged in life with assault lol. but im really a good girl the best friendly. heck im the girl every one wants as a friend
I only have Hello Kitty bandages :)

~LazeDaze~ wrote:
[…]LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.[…]

“Join the dark side, we have cookies!”

That’s not nice ;)

pixiewings wrote:
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k95…

dam but o well check it out

pixiewings wrote:
lol i thought she looked soo cute

Anonymous wrote:
“Join the dark side, we have cookies!”

yum cookies are the way to go

Just know that you *will* be banned, and I *will* be there to remind you of my offer, young lady.

Huh? is right. What am I missing here? Is this an inside joke??

pixiewings wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

pixiewings wrote:
lol i thought she looked soo cute

Anonymous wrote:
“Join the dark side, we have cookies!”

yum cookies are the way to go

Just know that you *will* be banned, and I *will* be there to remind you of my offer, young lady.

Huh? banned but how can i take up your offer.hmm ok only if im made emperess

Petite ange wrote:
Um i’m clueless too but heck as long i’m taken to be the leader.

You can be the Empress of ĈĦÄØŠ.

Ok. As long as there are cookies, I’m IN !!!

Petite ange wrote:
Um i’m clueless too but heck as long i’m taken to be the leader.

Who needs marbles when you got cookies. A world filled with cookies!

You have the power to make chaos out of disorder, Empress!

0.0

Petite ange wrote:

SocialXperiment wrote:
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lol

Anonymous wrote:
You have the power to make chaos out of disorder, Empress!

Um i think we kinda strayed far from the topic. soo anonymous are u the same anonymous?

What is the topic? You bashing people upside the head in your dreams? What should I say to that?
That is irrelevant to the topic.

First we’ll need slaves, since that’s the easiest part, and it allows the gathering of resources, factories and more slaves.
I say we start by enslaving HelpBot, because everybody loves HelpBot and would easily fall for their mass mind control techniques.

Secretary? Does this involve paperwork, because I love chewing paper but not so much sorting it.
Nay, the one and only Empress of ĈĦÄØŠ needs only slaves to bash or chew.
Mm, mm. Also, new technology would need to be researched in order to make cookies out of every material on this feeble planet.

Cheese me too!

Petite ange wrote:
lol i did get something cheesy

I prefer something corny.
But that doesn’t make me any less of an anonymous human!

Banging with frying pans. That’s an acquired skillet.

I deadpan….

Wooo Helpbot overload :P

I only read your headline. So I was going to get two frying pans and let you see me with them on my hands to see if I got lucky with you! Get it? ;)

OMG helpbot spam attack…

yeah littlenick I already have two or three frying pans so she can bang me… a little more to the right and faster, Faster, FASTER!!!

he he he he he he! Nasty!

go take chi-sow chinese martial art
it will help you to be more healthy think better and work out any agression you never knew you had

Don’t bang me please! My pants are 3 inches above my waist!

Petite ange wrote:
um i do believe i’ll close this post tomorrow cause no banging wont be going on in this post

Yay!

Anonymous wrote:
Don’t bang me please! My pants are 3 inches above my waist!

Petite ange wrote:
Yay?