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I was just sitting here thinking how I would like someone to clean my house. I don’t wanna do it.

i’m starting a band, lol

carelesss- we both live in Michigan!

i can play piano and sing, i think I’m a writer lol

yay! Michigan! wait.. are you stalking me? lol

LOL! Only if you clean houses.

Miss Lilies….where are you from? Are you in the states?

thanks, I’ve got this kick *** idea going, were gonna be like a combination of metal, grunge, and punk.
think Ozzy Osbourne combined with green day and nirvana lol
i’m the the keyboard player and the lyricist. my friend jimmy is the vocalist, now we need a guitarist and a drummer lol

I can clang pots and pans together like no other!

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:
[quote Anonymous]Please don’t let me clean your house. ;)

I am guessing that won’t be a problem, I doubt you would want to do it anyhow….

lol

Me! Me! Me! Sounds like contractions….LOL

i am, maybe.. lol
yep contractions

it’s gonna be a 20 pounder ;)

Try a heating pad…..always works for me.

I am freezing cold right now….feel like an ice pop.

idk that’s weird, i usually take a Motrin and I’m fine
yea try a heating pad

You can use it on your stomach or back, it just helps with the pain.

If Aunt Flo is around, you probably just have normal cramps….if she isn’t in for her visit- there might be something going on.

i’ll be into work shortly,
lmao
aunt flow? i hate that *****, lol

watch a film?

I hate her too….**** woman thinks she can show up when ever she pleases, cause all kinds of grief, make a mess then leave. She does it every month, drives me crazy.

she needs to get an apartment somewhere else lol

bleeding allover my ******* couch lol

i envy men, them and their penises.
not having to buy pads and take pills all the time, being able to pee standing up, bastards lol

Have you been looked at for PCOS??? goggle it.

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
i envy men, them and their penises.
not having to buy pads and take pills all the time, being able to pee standing up, bastards lol

LOL! You know, I always wondered what it felt like to have a elephant trunk swinging off the front of you…..

PC OS? sounds like an operating system lol
i’m going to create a virus that makes males bleed out of their *** for a week, see how they like it lol

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
PC OS? sounds like an operating system lol
i’m going to create a virus that makes males bleed out of their *** for a week, see how they like it lol

Just make sure you give them the real experience, cramps and all….and oh, if can create a childbirth virus- give them that too!

* Oligomenorrhea, amenorrhea — irregular, few, or absent menstrual periods.
* Infertility, generally resulting from chronic anovulation (lack of ovulation).
* Hirsutism — excessive and increased body hair, typically in a male pattern affecting face, chest and legs.
* Hair loss appearing as thinning hair on the top of the head
* Acne, oily skin, seborrhea.
* Obesity or weight gain: one in two women with PCOS are obese[citation needed].
* Depression.[4]
* Deepening of voice
sounds like Rossie o’Donald lol

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
* Oligomenorrhea, amenorrhea — irregular, few, or absent menstrual periods.
* Infertility, generally resulting from chronic anovulation (lack of ovulation).
* Hirsutism — excessive and increased body hair, typically in a male pattern affecting face, chest and legs.
* Hair loss appearing as thinning hair on the top of the head
* Acne, oily skin, seborrhea.
* Obesity or weight gain: one in two women with PCOS are obese[citation needed].
* Depression.[4]
* Deepening of voice
sounds like Rossie o’Donald lol

OMG…LMAO!

Anonymous wrote:

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
PC OS? sounds like an operating system lol
i’m going to create a virus that makes males bleed out of their *** for a week, see how they like it lol

Just make sure you give them the real experience, cramps and all….and oh, if can create a childbirth virus- give them that too!

definitely, lol

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Have you been looked at for PCOS??? goggle it.

wow it is informative. thank you. are you in any case affected by it?

No, I just know a couple people who are, they have had trouble conceiving because of it.

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:
I really better consult a doctor. good thing i still look like a woman. and my voice has not deepened. :D

I don’t think that is as common as it appears, no one I know that has PCOS is affected in this way. Mainly pains, irregular periods, infertility, and trouble controlling their weight.

good idea, let doc scratchnsniff have a look lol

Have you had these kind of cramps before????

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
good idea, let doc scratchnsniff have a look lol

would you know how the doc takes a look? i don’t want to spread legs. :( sounds stupid but really true. i would hate it.

I think they normally do it by ultrasound but I wouldn’t be suprised if they would want to do a pap to rule out other possibilities too.

idk, but i’d say probably open wide lol,
it might just be a MRI or something

I think they normally do it by ultrasound but I wouldn’t be suprised if they would want to do a pap to rule out other possibilities too.

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Have you had these kind of cramps before????

Yes since my world as a teenager began. :S but the flow has always been irregular. After I gave birth things went back to its normal state i did not have much cramps and the period was on time. Not until last year when irregularity came and the cramps are heavy. :S

You should see a OBGYN, sounds like you deffinately need to see what the issue is and to make sure you are not in any danger. You don’t want a rupture or anything. If the pain doesn’t get better in a few hours I would go into the emergency room. Most things that are normal, the pain meds would relieve. I am just worried that this isn’t normal.

Amy chance you could be pregnant? and have an etopic pregnancy?

**** them all! lol but hey, you can laugh at the old guys with impotence and male pattern baldness hahahaha, plus we live longer in general.
so when your 60, you’ll be healthy while your hubby will be dying of clogged arteries.
genetics works in our favor to lol

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
**** them all! lol but hey, you can laugh at the old guys with impotence and male pattern baldness hahahaha, plus we live longer in general.
so when your 60, you’ll be healthy while your hubby will be dying of clogged arteries.
genetics works in our favor to lol

Women are just more beautiful in general too….look at how many more curves and features we have….

11 hours, your lucky!

oh we’re so pretty! so pretty! lol
we’re more aesthetically pleasing, more intelligent, and have better genetic code in general. all men have on us is the ability to pee standing up lol
that and the not bleeding and ******** out babies lol

So true!

Our little chat has made the featured post…LOL

saggy skinned bastards, lol
they just hate us cause their jealous

ewww, lmao
yay most popular post! high fives for ever one! lol

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
saggy skinned bastards

Okay, I really laughed at that one….they always get in the way too….

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
ewww, lmao
yay most popular post! high fives for ever one! lol

What all 3 of us!?!? LOL

lol, exactly
current pop post is an achievement with only 3 people posting lol
2 now, i gtg

Bye!

I gtg too- unfortunately this house isn’t cleaning itself….

I’ll reveal my identity on my way…nice talking to ya.

☆miss lilies☆ wrote:
Geez! Thanks for listening to me girls. I do feel better!

Get checked out if you need, okay? I am glad you feel better :)

aww she revealed herself lol
your welcom miss lilies, see ya guys

Huh??? You okay?

Did you try a heating pad?

ahhhh!!!!!! lol
hello my gal pals lol

Can you believe the old man that wants to be a baby….omg, I am still sitting here grossed out…

it’s a new post….something like hi my name is tommy…you should read it, talk about entertainment, might make your pain worse though LOL

lol. no don’t make her look at it, she’ll explode! hahaha

ROFL!

i think he wants you to change his pampers, lmao

Oh, I think so too….he would love if you would play mommy with him and let him breastfeed and pooy in his pants…can’t even believe I said that- Yuk!

eaakkk! **** dude now that image is stuck in my head lol

Omg I am cracking up between the two posts….what a sick bastard! Wish he would comment, we could have some fun with him!

hahahahaha omg i love you Make Me!
i’ve never wanted to laugh and vomit at the same time lol

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
hahahahaha omg i love you Make Me!
i’ve never wanted to laugh and vomit at the same time lol

I second that!

G’nite gal pals, I am off for the night….have fun with your new baby.

hahaha, sleep tight, don’t let the tommies bite
miss lilies you get the bastard, ima go get high or something , hahaha

lol, we’re just the awesome gal pals, go team *****!
hahaha, no seriously, i’d get high but i don’t have any :/ you got some? haha

Hey lilies! It has been a long time. How are those sexy vampires?

I could really use a sexy vampire tonight!! I have had a rough week!

something i should know? lol

miss lilies….have you been keeping secrets???? LOL

Hey we are still the Pop post!

Okay, I am going to go change into a vampire now….wait- doesn’t sunlight hurt???

Careless, what county do you live in? I am trying to stalk you. ;)

Wellllll…..are u gonna tell us?

Did you do it yet? Are you going to? I really think you need to, a transvaginal exam isn’t that bad- they don’t hurt. Most doctors do them as discretely as possible, most don’t even see your personal area, just a quick touch to insert the probe.

wait, what’s goin g on?

omg omg omg! hi
lol

country? stalking? umm, Indonesia lol

I’m only scared of the thing that goes in and creates this big giant thing that comes out….

lol
hi girlies, that’s good lillies, just let them stick it in and prod around,

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
country? stalking? umm, Indonesia lol

Well you don’t have to worry I am no good at stalking and honestly if I were I surely wouldn’t be stalking you I would much rather be stalking gorgeous, rich men….

And I said county not country….I live by Fenton and just wondered if you were nearby.

lol, oh sry, lol
i live down in Clare, so idk lol
anybody clean up any poopy diapers today? hahaha

Carelesss Whisper wrote:
lol, oh sry, lol
i live down in Clare, so idk lol
anybody clean up any poopy diapers today? hahaha

Isn’t Clare kinda sorta by Rives Junction? My mother lived there. I am close to Brighton, about 45 minutes north of Ann Arbor (where we used to live)…

Poopy diapers??? Nope, not yet anyhow.

Tommy must have gotten a spanken by his mommy for playing with the computer…

aww Tommy needs a change i’m sure
omg our county sheriffs name is Don Shooter lol

bang bang, shoot em up!

I was completely wrong, Clare is to the north of me….. I want to move to the U.P. someday…

lol, keep those panties clean tommy!
sry guys, my computer is ******* up h/o

Well, I am bored to death to day….I feel like a dog that need to run in circles chasing it’s tail….. I am going to go find something to do…check back with you guys later…

yea i think so, i live in Harrison though.
hey i gtg guys, have fun with your exam miss lillies lol

Lilies,
Warm milk, and believe it or not, a cat! Gosh park your cat on your stomache and pet him, the vibration of purring helps and there warm and woozy. The warm milk helps you sleep, and the kitty can have some too. Misery loves company. So sorry. Bet no one told you a cat. Gosh Im waiting for all the ***** jokes now. Good luck

Dudewheresmy,
I don’t appreciate that. Lilies is in pain. Two of my sisters had serious problems with fibroids. One almost died and required 6, yes 6 transfusions. She is the one that taught me this trick. Cats have been found hit by cars and purring. They heal very fast as well. It is unknown why they purr. It is suspected that the purr is some kind of healing process. I suggest you google “Why do cats Purr”. Also that you be an open person, and realize that you may have not known this.
Lilies is a friend, she asked me if I could suggest something, all the obvious was stated that she try, I threw something out there, that has helped me and my sisters. This is a help site, and I offerd help not suggested. It’s too bad closed off, mean people like you show up. Go google it, and maybe educate yourself, it would be nice if after you read all about it, you had the class to apologize, as I offer help and speak the truth, not lie. It is something, that I, and my sisters have tried ourselves and it does help.

Thanks Lilies,
Feel better, and google that yourself, its very interesting. I couldn’t believe when my sister suggested it. But honestly, it’s helped the four of us! Many things we all can learn if were open to possibilites. You have nothing to loose and everything to gain.
A suggestion as well, my sister who is a huge cat person. I am a dog person, but have two cats, one is 20 and her son is ten. The suggestion…
When a cat moves out of his home environment, they are scared, and may run away. Be sure the cat cant get out, the trick, put butter or there are creams that won’t stain, ask your pet store, but butter on their paws, they spend time licking and cleaning it off and get comfortable and relaxed preening themselves, and will settle down for a nap after their done. Talk and touch her, let her feel comfort in your voice and get use to your touch. Do not let her panic and run and then get lost.

hello ladies, tommy needs his baba

Your welcome Lilies,
Ignore the trolls, and good luck hun. Too bad so many idiots out there ruin a great help site. Hope the last one found his mother.

lmao, god you people are paranoid! it’s just me, don’t report me!

i’m no good at jokes :/

Yes, as we discussed, on msn. A doctor and the procedures, the results of a picture will clear any serious worries. Better to know, what they see happening on the inside. Women died back in the day and we are lucky to have this technology in our time.

i’m ok, just freaking bored
good, maybe you’ll find something that works

Great Lilies,
Now you know what your dealing with. That sure helps and takes a lot of worry’s away.
Gosh we women deal, huh?

I knew it ;) Best of luck to you sweetie!

It’s good to know you have found out just what is going go. Suspicion can be mind boggling. Hope you are on the mend and the medication works out for you. Take care.

Your welcome, stay in touch.