I believe that I have super powers of many sorts, and that I am the guardian of the planet. - Help.com

When’d you save the planet 3 times? I truely do beleive you.

well what did you do to save the world?

This’ll be fun if the poster responds.

I think the word we’re looking for here is abilities. Not powers. And they might very well be on the psychic level.
More and more people are seeming to come into psychic abilities quicker and easier in the past few years.

I believe you completely. I believe people have the power to do things beyond imaginable.
And yes, what exactly did you do?

you’ll probably think I’m crazy but, when g-d created the world, he created creatures to defend the galaxies. Each creature was not aware of any of the other creatures. They are now known as “higher beings”, they have to powers of g-d and they can only be out done by g-d himself. The story is that one day, two galaxies were about to collide, and two of these higher beings went to the corners of their galaxies to stop their respectful galaxies destruction, however they discovered each other. They decided to work together to try to prevent it, but together they weren’t powerful enough to stop their destruction. When they realized they couldn’t prevent the destruction of their galaxies, they decided that the galaxy is nothing but slow and utter destruction, and that everything in it except for themselves and g-d had an end. So the two of them decided to band together and go to every other galaxy and find all of the higher beings. They were successful in their goal, and now they rule the universe from a narcissistic perspective. Long story short, they control all of the creatures in the universe except for the creatures of earth. For it is g-d’s most prized possession. That’s where I come in, with no one to protect the galaxy, there’s no one to protect earth. So from the dawn of humanoids, g-d has chosen one to be the guardian for the entirety of its life. I am one of them. What I will tell you is that as evolution occurs across the universe, g-d needs to adapt the guardian to defend all the other adaptations in the universe. So I am the 57th generation of my version of powers, more powerful and more advanced than my predecessors. As far as I am aware my version of powers is the second version. The higher beings having the abilities of g-d, and on their new rule have decided that if their galaxies will eventually come to an end, that our thriving planet should reach its destruction sooner than later, so they’ve come up with a super weapon. This super weapon is a creature that is made up of every creature in the universe not of earth descent, which is approximately 140 septillion creatures. This creature is referred to as “IT.” IT has every ability of every creature, ability referring to its adaptations for survival, defensive and offensive abilities. Three times I’ve saved the world by defeating “IT.” Every time I defeat IT, the higher beings send a more powerful version of IT to earth. For IT is simply gene splicing, they just try different combinations to improve IT. IT’s main abilities are cloning/replication, energy blasts(kind of like what dragon ball/dragon ball z characters do), super strength, and healing. I to have all of these abilities, but I am human. IT and his clones live amongst us, hidden where we can’t find them, but they are also constantly around us using camouflage or invisibility. My main abilities are the energy blasts, energy shields, and super strength. You would never guess who I am by looking at me, because I am an average person just like everyone else, however I bare this burden. I’ve only told very few people, but this was years ago, and I think they have grown to think it was just some childhood fantasy, I’ve never approached them about it again. Feel free to ask me more.

i thought IT was a killer clown/spider who lives in the sewers.

Roo. wrote:
I think the word we’re looking for here is abilities. Not powers. And they might very well be on the psychic level.
More and more people are seeming to come into psychic abilities quicker and easier in the past few years.

I believe you completely. I believe people have the power to do things beyond imaginable.
And yes, what exactly did you do?

I do also use my abilities through psychic ability rather than physically perform it. For example, the energy shields I produce, Instead of doing the physical process of creating them, I just think them and they happen, I can also read into minds, I can not say think of something and then tell you what you’re thinking, I can enter the mind and find information. Part of the reason is my powers are given to me by g-d and so my powers have tight restrictions on them, if I was ever to break the restrictions, my powers would be stripped and the new guardian would be born. However, I have no reason to break the restrictions, I use them very frequently, almost on a daily basis to defend myself and others from IT and his clones.

Oh goody this will be fun! Now tell me, does IT ever attack civilians? If so are you, our mighty hero, the only one that could stop it?

Hm…very interesting!!

So, are you some sort of super duper cosmic CIA agent? If so, do you think it’s wise to share all the “classified info?”

courtybubble wrote:
i thought IT was a killer clown/spider who lives in the sewers.

Evidently, Mr. King stole the idea from reality. How rude of him to steal from our poster’s idea… er, life story.

indeed, it would seem Mr King is far more “in the know” than we thought. this will make sleep far more difficult tonight…

Oh, wait!! In the poster’s initial post, s/he said “I believe….”

Later in the post, s/he indicated that s/he has been appointed.

I’m confused! I hope my new hero is not having second thoughts about this wonderful and extremely important job that SOMEONE has to perform!!

Maybe I can go for a ride sometime while you are zipping through the universe??!! :)

courtybubble wrote:
indeed, it would seem Mr King is far more “in the know” than we thought. this will make sleep far more difficult tonight…

Maybe the poster is……***Shhhh*** Mr. King! :o

Pepper Jelly wrote:
Hm…very interesting!!

So, are you some sort of super duper cosmic CIA agent? If so, do you think it’s wise to share all the “classified info?”

I appreciate the sass. No I’m not a cosmic CIA agent. I don’t work for anyone, I only work under g-d, for he is the one who has the ability to give and take away these abilities. I can share all of the classified information because I’m doing this anonymously. I didn’t even tell you the name of my powers. See my powers are a part of me that is something like what you could call a pure energy being, something that is living, but not in a physical state. So together with this pure energy being which resides as part of me, I can use my powers, and the job of this pure energy being are to operate as the natural instinct of my powers, i guess kind of like the subconscious of my powers, just like everyone has their own subconscious, this is kind of like my second one.

Sir Cody †]Oh goody this will be fun! Now tell me, does IT ever attack civilians? If so are you, our mighty hero, the only one that could stop it?[/quote]

Yes, I’m the only one who can stop IT. No IT doesn’t attack civilians, think about it, for example, do you attack earthworms. They are harmless to you, but if you wanted to dig a hole somewhere, would you worry about the worms or would you just dig the hole like you want to. Now put a worm that’s as big as you that’s just as strong as you in front of where you want to dig that hole, that worm is a little bit of a burden for you, are you going to go behind this worm and start killing the worms where you want to dig the hole or are you going to worry about the one that can kill you first. If they ever get me and any other guardian out of the way for good or an extended period of time, then they don’t need to worry about civilians, then they can just pleasantly destroy the earth, meanwhile I’m hear and I’m a threat to them, so they focus their attack on me, and I shield anyone I have an association with even to the most minute association, from anyone I’ve said hello to or my most loved family and friend.

Pepper Jelly wrote:
Oh, wait!! In the poster’s initial post, s/he said “I believe….”

Later in the post, s/he indicated that s/he has been appointed.

I’m confused! I hope my new hero is not having second thoughts about this wonderful and extremely important job that SOMEONE has to perform!!

Maybe I can go for a ride sometime while you are zipping through the universe??!! :)

courtybubble wrote:
indeed, it would seem Mr King is far more “in the know” than we thought. this will make sleep far more difficult tonight…

Maybe the poster is……***Shhhh*** Mr. King! :o

I don’t have an intergalactic space ship…I live on earth, just like you and any other person living in a 1st world country does. I said I believe, because I believe in myself, then there are skeptics who I could talk to such as yourselves that like to poke fun…and yes I was given my abilities…are you a lawyer looking for loopholes or are you are person expressing belief/disbelief, I myself could go through my statements and find my own loopholes, however I’ll correct my words. how about this for size “I HAVE superpowers…”(fill it in with the rest of my initial post). Let me just tell you this, I have helped you people with your more serious problems before, I recognize your names, especially you SIR CODY. So if you’re here to make fun, do yourself a favor and don’t, because I help you in more ways than saving the world.

Well, in that case, I’m sorry for being silly. Thank you for all of your help.

As far as picking things apart: it’s in my nature, I think. You might notice that if you read my replies :/

And, if you have helped us before, why are you anon now?

Anonymous wrote:

Pepper Jelly wrote:
Oh, wait!! In the poster’s initial post, s/he said “I believe….”

Later in the post, s/he indicated that s/he has been appointed.

I’m confused! I hope my new hero is not having second thoughts about this wonderful and extremely important job that SOMEONE has to perform!!

Maybe I can go for a ride sometime while you are zipping through the universe??!! :)

courtybubble wrote:
indeed, it would seem Mr King is far more “in the know” than we thought. this will make sleep far more difficult tonight…

Maybe the poster is……***Shhhh*** Mr. King! :o

I don’t have an intergalactic space ship…I live on earth, just like you and any other person living in a 1st world country does. I said I believe, because I believe in myself, then there are skeptics who I could talk to such as yourselves that like to poke fun…and yes I was given my abilities…are you a lawyer looking for loopholes or are you are person expressing belief/disbelief, I myself could go through my statements and find my own loopholes, however I’ll correct my words. how about this for size “I HAVE superpowers…”(fill it in with the rest of my initial post). Let me just tell you this, I have helped you people with your more serious problems before, I recognize your names, especially you SIR CODY. So if you’re here to make fun, do yourself a favor and don’t, because I help you in more ways than saving the world.

Well, kid you obviously don’t know me. Otherwise it would just be Cody. And come on, can you seriously expect someone to not find this to be loads of fun. And yes, I must concur with our mutual friend here, Pepper. Why the anon title now?

You said that you “help” in present tense. Does this mean that you continue to help or that you have in the past?

maybe he means in the “superman wearing his undies over his pants , swooping down from planet krypton and saving old ladies from evil muggers” kinda help

Ah, that is why I have been deprived of so much fun these past few days. Let me take care of my own muggers, I could use a good punching bag or two. Though if you ever want a sparing partner let me know. :P

no, i do not do the vigilante work. I strictly defend the earth, not old ladies, although I’m just generally a good person and I would help anyone in distress, not with use of my powers though. The anonymity is so you don’t become a possible target, any association with someone makes them a possible target, and right now my social network is huge, i don’t need to expand it with strangers to then have to worry about you, i can tell you, but i don’t know who you are or where your from, i’ve never had an instance where anyone i didn’t know was used as a threat for me not surrendering myself. I battle IT’s clones on almost a nightly basis anywhere from 1 to a couple hundred. There are millions of them.

Sir Cody † wrote:
Ah, that is why I have been deprived of so much fun these past few days. Let me take care of my own muggers, I could use a good punching bag or two. Though if you ever want a sparing partner let me know. :P

hehehehehe :)

Anonymous wrote:
no, i do not do the vigilante work. I strictly defend the earth, not old ladies, although I’m just generally a good person and I would help anyone in distress, not with use of my powers though. The anonymity is so you don’t become a possible target, any association with someone makes them a possible target, and right now my social network is huge, i don’t need to expand it with strangers to then have to worry about you, i can tell you, but i don’t know who you are or where your from, i’ve never had an instance where anyone i didn’t know was used as a threat for me not surrendering myself. I battle IT’s clones on almost a nightly basis anywhere from 1 to a couple hundred. There are millions of them.

that doesnt make any sense.
if you defend the entire earth, you do defend the old ladies, and youre already worrying about everyone on the planet anyways, so you cant exactly “add” more people to worry about.

[quote Anonymous]
The anonymity is so you don’t become a possible target, any association with someone makes them a possible target,

Makes sense ^^^^…I don’t wanna be a target! Stay anon :)

Though I am curious…are you on a friends list of anyone who is on this post right now?? Did that make it broad enough??

courtybubble wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
no, i do not do the vigilante work. I strictly defend the earth, not old ladies, although I’m just generally a good person and I would help anyone in distress, not with use of my powers though. The anonymity is so you don’t become a possible target, any association with someone makes them a possible target, and right now my social network is huge, i don’t need to expand it with strangers to then have to worry about you, i can tell you, but i don’t know who you are or where your from, i’ve never had an instance where anyone i didn’t know was used as a threat for me not surrendering myself. I battle IT’s clones on almost a nightly basis anywhere from 1 to a couple hundred. There are millions of them.

that doesnt make any sense.
if you defend the entire earth, you do defend the old ladies, and youre already worrying about everyone on the planet anyways, so you cant exactly “add” more people to worry about.

And just what is wrong with vigilante work? Its good enough for Batman, but I suppose that it is beneath you, I get it though you have IT to deal with. Hey, man if you ever want any help just give me a ring. I could use a little slug practice with my mossy.

yea, that is my superpower ;)

Valid question to poster:
Did you seriously expect not to be made fun of? If so you must be quite the young’n. You’d soon learn that such secrets are best left UNPOSTED.
And:
You have quite the creative streak, have you ever considered writing? If not you really should you have an amazing imagination.