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I guess that answers my question, maybe helpbot does like me after all. ^_^

lolol I guess that’s as good of a way to find out as any XD

He still refuses to accept me as a friend which makes me sad. :(

yea, and he’s not very outgoing either. Only 1 reply to his name. Maybe he’s just shy

Maybe, I heard rumors that HelpBot was created as a girl so I think it would be best to just call it they or something.

yea, I always forget about that lol I actually made a post asking the age old question of Helpbot’s gender lol

That’s a great question.

holy **** you really did catch the help bot!!

wait, it makes me want to commit suicide with a razor sharp dildo….

*ducks the incoming uber bot attack*

SirTannen wrote:
I guess that answers my question, maybe helpbot does like me after all. ^_^

You are my hero :)

So then, we need to think of a plan to capture HelpBot itself, any suggestions?

bait him with a FemBot?

Invite him to the party :)

FemBot could be on the altar….

It’s next to impossible for HelpBot to acknowledge us tho.

if theres ever a fembot on an altar anywhere my inner nerdperv would probably have some kind of stroke…

lol

abnormalogic wrote:
if theres ever a fembot on an altar anywhere my inner nerdperv would probably have some kind of stroke…

***Dresses up as FemBot***

Abnormalogic lives in an “unknown location”, so maybe he is an alien and can use his advanced technology to destroy help HQ and grab HelpBot and teleport it to me.

hmm

I think this will need to be continued tomorrow as I have a doc appointment in 7 hours and need sleep.

SirTannen wrote:
Abnormalogic lives in an “unknown location”, so maybe he is an alien and can use his advanced technology to destroy help HQ and grab HelpBot and teleport it to me.

aside from dragging the you are here bubble to right over my head, i dont know what else to do, my undisclosed location should be clearly visible on the nerdy map, why wont help bot help me disclose my location? maybe i will dress up as fembot….

Pepper Jelly wrote:

abnormalogic wrote:
if theres ever a fembot on an altar anywhere my inner nerdperv would probably have some kind of stroke…

***Dresses up as FemBot***