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What do they say at vegetable church?
-Lettuce Pray

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
-Nacho Cheese

What did the acorn say when he grew up and took advanced math classes?
-GEOMETRY! (Gee-I’m a tree!)

an english man walks into a bar…
he said ouch

why did the koala fall out of the tree?
cause it was dead

why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
cause it was tied to the first one

why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
cause a plane hit it

why did the plane fall out of the sky?
cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”