Sooooo I was out running with my hellhound, and bent down to pick up her ball…
.and BOOMCRACKPOPOUCH went something in my back D’:
After crawling home and popping a bunch of pain killers and anti inflams, I sat on the couch, and now I’m stuck on it.
It hurts, IT HUUUUURRRRTTTTTSSSSS :(
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i actually cant get off the couch, i think id get stuck in the bath lol
anyone you can call over to help?
chiropractors are for rich people who can get off the couch.
yea i could call a mate over, dont really need to at this point though, i took a bunch of pain killers so ill either pass out soon or wet my pants eventually…think ill just sit here till it heals up lol
well im not sure exactly how your back feels.. but when i have back pains… what i do is take a towel and roll it up like a carpet and then lay it down, and then lay on top of it so the towel is going up your back in the valley of your back.. where it dips..
time travelor wrote:
keep a jar nearby for pee.
excellent idea
Was the pain in your upper, middle, or lower back? If it was lower, it could of been a slipped disc or something. Also, you may have just pinched a nerve from the angle you bent over. If it’s hurting in the morning, take your butt to the hospital to get that checked out.
Courty, I had that happen to me, once. It turned out to be the delayed result of over using my back to move furniture around the day before. The pain was incredible, but eventually, I was able to get up and move around, but I was still in pain. The doctor prescribed a muscle relaxant and I rested for a few days. That was more than thirty years ago and there have been no repeat experiences.
I have hurt my back like this before, when i was a skinny lil runt lifting a telly i rooted the eff out of it.
this times different though, that just hurt all over all the time, this is ok if im standing really straight, its just moving, sneezing, thinking…thats when it hurts lol.
it is lower back, right in the middle and off to the left side.
i need to wee D’:
apologies for my untimely delay in answering, i was crawling to the loo lol.
scratch that last reply:standing hurts like a mofo on crack now
don’t put heat on it that will keep it inflamed, ice will reduce the swelling around the vertebrae if you can stand it, and the other ‘free’ thing that will help is to find a way to hang from your ankles. like if you know someone with a tilt table that is ideal.
how are you feeling today?
hospital. it could be a pinched nerve or worse. and if you slip a disk, you won’t be able to even move enough to crawl, which doesn’t end well for you. so i would say call someone for help, an ambulance if need be. but you NEED to see a medical professional.
You need to stop breaking yourself :P
soooo ya i went through the night whimpering in pain, couldnt even move this morning and finally got my **** to the hosp about 3 hours ago, where the extremely hot doctor informed me i have torn my “scotch fillet”. apparently coz im a vet student i should know what that means :S
the ol’ paperwork tells me that is my “erector spinae”, the muscle lying longitudinally along my spine.
whatever the **** it is, it hurts like a **** *****.
so they gave me a valium shot in me **** to relax the muscles, and sent me home with a bunch of fun coloured pain killers and more valium. hasnt kicked in yet, but then opiates tend to take about 4 hours to hit muscles, so in about an hour i should be feelin ****** awesome, hopefully lol
Marconius wrote:
You need to stop breaking yourself :P
mate. i ****** know eh lol
I know it hurts like nothing else. So sorry you are going through this. How long are you supposed to rest your back and more importantly, when can you go back to see that doctor?
he said to rest for the rest of the night, and once the muscle relaxants have had a good chance to work out the spasm overnight i should go for a short walk tomorrow and stretch a wee bit. lucky its finals time so all im really doing is sitting studying anyway!
and dont worry, im already devising sneaky plans to make repeat trips to see hot doctor again hehe
ahhh i see what you did there. You faked a muscle spasm just to hit on a hot doctor and get drugs. Maybe it’s time to change that name of yours to crackbubble. Glad your feeling better and it wasn’t something major.
Sweet! Just remember to invite us to the wedding. Dr. Bubble and Dr. Extremely Hot…has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
shhhhh andrew youre ruining my ruse!
that does sound grand c-eek lol, and well name the kids hotbubbles hehe
dont be, i was dressed half in my pjs coz i couldnt dress myself, hadnt brushed my hair, and looked about as attractive as a drunk bum. i dont think he was impressed lol
silly. doctors are always being hit on by the hot blond numbers in a little red dress, im sure you were just the change in pace he was looking for. just make sure to send you’re friends at help.com the invites to the wedding reception. ;) we love cake.
hi ouchhhh :( let me know how ya are getting on, don’t talk about hot doc’s , i was at the hospital the other day over you know what,and i had to get a chest xray, i was called with other people handed a gown told to go in a changing room and take my top half of my clothes off , inc the bra and put on this Fing gown , than taken back out to sit on a chair looking like a d**khead with a load of strangers with my boobs hanging looking like crap, than this beautiful guy called my name asked me to come into a room and did the xray, wished me all the best and sent me on my way , felt so humiliated sat in stupid changing room crying,complete nightmare, i’m really glad you took yourself to get seen to, hope you recover quickly ;)
lawl, gotta love those hospital gowns huh. a couple years ago now i was pretty badly anorexic and in hosp, spent a lot of time in those sexy shapeless gowns built for people the size of houses, with mah skinny *** hangin out the back and chicken legs stickin out, its a good look haha.
i spent all last night like WTF VALIUM SUCKS coz it didnt feel like it had worked….then i woke up at 5pm today :S so i guess it did hehe.
still really sore but muscles are far more relaxed..it was kinda like a full body chemical massage. izzz naaaiiiceeee :D
hehehe you so crack me up country :P
oh sorry to hear about your previous alment,i hope that you have recovered fully since than, the gowns ughhh the gown so not a good look!!!!
i thinks the Valium defo worked to get ya asleep lol i really hope your back is getting better ;)
So hospital gowns really have that back flag open so your butt cheeks hand out? That I did not know.
courtybubble wrote:
chiropractors are for rich people who can get off the couch.
lmao!!!
courtybubble wrote:
“scotch fillet”
WTF… I know that its technically not made up but seriously. Someone who had been drinking whisky all night clearly invented that name for it!! lol.
I hope you get better hun, least you got a nice bit of eye candy. Theres always some good coming from the bad!
Andrew- X Marine wrote:
So hospital gowns really have that back flag open so your butt cheeks hand out? That I did not know.
indeed they do. indeed they do :S although some only do if you put them on completely wrong. making you look even more douchefaggory.
so i think im gonna lay off all these pills. ive actually lost an entire day O_o
i srsly thought it was sunday. no no. its monday. i was up for a grand total of about 4 hours yesterday before i passed the eff out again, and i totally dont remember a thing lol.
meaning only 2 DAYS TILL FIRST EXAM EEP
dislocated my back? i doubt it lol
Girl, you better study!! Meds really tick me off but if you need them, you take them. Your health is more important than a test but its also part of your daily responsibilities. In the end, IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER!! Lincoln Park if that slipped over someone’s head.
yeeea, these are some pretty important exams though, kinda career defining :S
i only took half what im sposed to today, so im compromising lol, put up with a bit of discomfort in exchange for a brain that isnt a pile of mush.
ill just pull out an epic effort tomorrow, an all nighter, and some last minute panic cramming and i should be good to go :P
If it’s in school, it can’t be “that” important. I mean, most careers that I know of, other than doctors, do on the job training anyway. What exam is it?
well, by school i mean university, Im at veterinary school. These are finals, they determine which field we can enter into and whether we are allowed to complete our surgical rotation or not.
no surgery = no vet degree.
I knew it. Doctors/Vets have to know that stuff. Well, that’s pretty impressive there crackbubble. Did you try flashcards? Yes, i said flashcards!
mate. not flash cards as such, but i have a bunch of pretty fun coloured pictoors of different organs and skeletons and shizz all over my wall.
my sister tells me it makes me look like a pastel loving serial killer though. so flashcards might be the way to go hehe
haha, well. As long as you don’t have 13 wolves and know black belt martial arts, I’ll believe your not a serial killer haha. So, that means you’ll have to take something similar to the MCATs later right? What field are you planning on entering?
no actual wolves, just the destructive hellhound who is often mistaken for one lol. though her dadda had some wolfy in him.
our sort of version of the MCATs was earlier this year for me, we take 4 prerequisite classes, and our combined grades from those classes plus a problem solving/crit thinking test mark determine whether we become one of the chosen few lol.
im not entirely sure what im going to do yet, definitely surgical if i do well enough, but whether i do large animal, small/companion an. or equine well i just do not know yet.
Oh wow. Yeah, that surgical rotation exam sounds rather important. If you don’t pass, could you retake it? Or would you have to take the entire class over again? Also, if your able to work on animals in the surgical field, i see no reason you couldn’t be a doctor either.
mmm yea i can retake it, next june, however they take into account your last 2 years worth of science grades then to construct your GPA, which wouldnt be a problem, but it adds a wholeeeeeeee nother yeeeeeeear onto an already long *** course.
I have considered being a doctor. I already have a degree in Psychology, and have been working with high risk kids in the outdoors for a few years now…which is kinda why i turned to animals, i got a tad sick of seeing people eff up their lives when they could have done so much more if they just tried. Is why i like animals, they always give their best until they drop dead.
although sometimes when hellhound is ripping my socks and bed to bits i could definitely go back to people lol
this is ****** retarded, its been a week and im still in epic amounts of pain, and all those stupid pills have made me do is sleep through precious study time.
doctors suck.
Back problems are the worse! seems like doctors themselves are scared of making decisions when it comes to them. Hope you get better soon!!!! Have you seen a chiropractor? I’ve decided a long time ago that whenever I have a problem i go straight to a specialist…this avoids unnecessary doctors bills seeing that you end up with a specialist anyways.
Definately seek a professinal maybe you just pulled a muscle good luck hope you feel better. =)
ive been to the doctors. which is how i obtained the vast array of colourful little pills i have.
I played ice hockey for 5 years and have had a vast array of unpleasent injurys it all depends on the movement you did if you bent down too fast you couldve ripped a tendon or had one of your vertbre dislodged if you bent over too far you couldve poped a socket or joint out of place or maybe just tore and arrangement of muscles in different places……………. back injurys hurt most in my opinnion, still i hope you get better =)
i have done the samething try alieve and a heating pad
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lawl, apparently ive pissed someone off haha
Have you tried speed? I heard it picks people up through any problem haha. It could be an age thing. I know after 21, my major body parts don’t heal as fast as they used to.
courtybubble wrote:
lawl, apparently ive pissed someone off haha
Its because your brain is bigger :o
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courtybubble wrote:
lawl, apparently ive pissed someone off hahaIts because your brain is bigger :o
na he got mad about summin or other then spammed the site with stuff like that, idk why he hasnt been removed O_o
Andrew- X Marine wrote:
Have you tried speed? I heard it picks people up through any problem haha. It could be an age thing. I know after 21, my major body parts don’t heal as fast as they used to.
to get through this week of exams, ive been popping the pain killers and valium hard out, then when i need to wake up and study ive been taking Sudomol, which is basically pure pseudoephedrine a doctor gave me when i had swine flu earlier int he year. this **** aint good good for my brain, i tell ya lol.
yesterday i woke up and turned ont he telly to this miniseries about there being a catastrophic flood in england, i totally thought it was real footage happening in real time :S however thankfully engerland is safe :P
lord knows what ive been writing on my exams :S
your back maybe due to mussle spazm and a good chiro can fix this.
yea it is a spasmed muscle around a torn muscle.
courtybubble wrote:
♥Rαvєr♥ wrote:
courtybubble wrote:
lawl, apparently ive pissed someone off hahaIts because your brain is bigger :o
na he got mad about summin or other then spammed the site with stuff like that, idk why he hasnt been removed O_o
Thats LAME :o I reported like 3 of the spammings that I found !!! TiskTisk
This might sound counter-intuitive, but have you tried doing ab exercises? If it’s been two weeks and you’re still hurting, it’s time to try something else.
The erector spinae went into spasm because they ‘decided’ you were bending too far forward and to the right, so the left back-side of you tried to pull you back upright a bit too harshly. If you’re still in pain, it’s because the pain-killers just killed the sensation, but really didn’t do anything to fix that problem.
There’s a muscle technique called ‘reciprocal inhibition’, where if one muscle is working, its opposite muscle relaxes. (Example: If you tighten your bicep, the triceps automatically relax.)
The opposites of your erector spinae are your rectus abdominus (the ’six-pack’ muscles of your stomach). While you’re flat on your back anyway, try gradually strengthening your abs, first by just contracting and holding them. If you can do that without hurting your back, try gently pulsed crunches (NOT sit-ups!) with your knees bent and feet flat on the (floor? bed?). If that seems to go well, try doing the crunches while holding your feet (knees still bent) an inch or two off the floor.
Hope you feel better!
I agree with wantstrut and on top of the crunches, maybe a stretch could help? If its muscle related and not a disc stretching should help. Best done when your feeling alright on meds, a stretch called brown eye to the sky. Basically lay on your back and lift your legs up and get your knees close to your face, real close. This also helps with excessive gas haha. It might sound and probably does look like something out of the gay karma sutra, so do it in the privacy of your house, unless your into that type stuff.hahaha
Hope you feel better soon.
Jonish is right, the stretch afterwards is a very important component of the technique. So sorry I forgot to mention it, I SHOULD have added:
Do a crunch-move and hold it for 30 seconds (or up to one minute).
Rest for 8-10 seconds, then use your arms to hug your knees to your chest until you feel a comfortable stretch in the tight region of your back.
After about 15 seconds, that feeling of stretch will fade, so tighten your hug until the feeling of stretch comes back. Hold until it fades again. That’s one ’set’. Do 3 sets, three to five times a day. The bonus to this: with strong abs, you’re less likely to throw out your back for no reason again.
Personally, though, I wouldn’t do it while on pain meds, since it’d dull the pain and you’ll be less able to gauge whether you’re stretching too hard. There should be no increase in pain in your back if you’re doing it correctly. If you’re still taking pills for pain, I’d suggest doing this just before taking a dose.
Hi, I came in late and haven’t read the previous comments, so it may have been said in the above.
But hang in your feet, like a bat! It is not a joke, I mean it.
There is a rehab thing like an almost upright board, you step into it and lock your feet.
Then you can swing slowly backwards to the angle you prefer, completely upside down if you so want.
That is not harmful but will allow stretch your body, especially the spine, hip joints and legs.
Some people recommend to hang in your arms, but there is no way of doing so without tensioning your muscles.
This device allows the muscles to be completely relaxed while your skeleton and muscles are stretched out.
My previous job had one, but I am planning to buy one for myself. It costs almost USD 300, but it is worth it.
I am sure that they have one you may use in your local hospital or rehab clinic.
“A beginning Lumbago” will be stopped when using it, but it is good for repairing too. And by the way, you’ll feel very refreshed by getting some few extra drops of blood to your brain.
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