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The delusion of happiness is the greatest conspiracy

the world has ever known.

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (2 minutes after post)

Whoever invented happiness themselves must have been so very dissilussioned that they thought they were happy.

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (4 minutes after post)

That’s entirely possible.

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Keckers offline Verified User (7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (5 minutes after post)

We must all sink back to our lovely default state of depression, self-pity and hate.
PRONTO.

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bee_gir offline Verified User (3 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (6 minutes after post)

Really?

Happiness comes from inside, not outside. YOU make you happy. It’s not a farce, it’s not an illusion, it’s there, you just have to believe in it.

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Dr. Ralph offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 70 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (7 minutes after post)

The delusion of depression is the greatest conspiracy… look at how much money those anti-depressants are making. Take another Valium, take another Xanax it’s all good.

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (9 minutes after post)

Do you profit off this delusion, doc?

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abnormalogic offline Verified User (1 month, 2 weeks) Shouts: 22 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (9 minutes after post)

Keckers wrote:
We must all sink back to our lovely default state of depression, self-pity and hate.
PRONTO.

ROFL!!!

i think it all pales in comparison to the clandestine sale of false hope…

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Keckers offline Verified User (7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (9 minutes after post)

Dr. Ralph wrote:
The delusion of depression is the greatest conspiracy… look at how much money those anti-depressants are making. Take another Valium, take another Xanax it’s all good.

Or you can look at it this way.
The delusion of unattainable happiness is what makes those drugs sell.
:D

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bee_gir offline Verified User (3 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (9 minutes after post)

Is this the part where we blame TV or movies?

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abnormalogic offline Verified User (1 month, 2 weeks) Shouts: 22 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (10 minutes after post)

bee_gir wrote:
Is this the part where we blame TV or movies?

eminem made me do it

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (12 minutes after post)

I think we should blame politicians who spread peculiarly upbeat messages of hope.

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Keckers offline Verified User (7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (12 minutes after post)

abnormalogic wrote:

Keckers wrote:
We must all sink back to our lovely default state of depression, self-pity and hate.
PRONTO.

ROFL!!!

i think it all pales in comparison to the clandestine sale of false hope…

Oh dear.
WE MUST INFORM THE WHITE HOUSE.
This has been a ruse.
:(

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Keckers offline Verified User (7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (13 minutes after post)

Maan, it’s like where singing the same song.
And we’re totally in sync!
Awesome!

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (14 minutes after post)

As opposed to being n-sync, which is far inferior. I couldn’t resist :)

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abnormalogic offline Verified User (1 month, 2 weeks) Shouts: 22 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (15 minutes after post)

haha, finally someone who’s sarcasm rivals my own

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Keckers offline Verified User (7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (15 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
As opposed to being n-sync, which is far inferior. I couldn’t resist :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
xD
Laaaaaaaaaaammeee!
Hahahaha.

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Dr. Ralph offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 70 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (24 minutes after post)

Keckers wrote:

Dr. Ralph wrote:
The delusion of depression is the greatest conspiracy… look at how much money those anti-depressants are making. Take another Valium, take another Xanax it’s all good.

Or you can look at it this way.
The delusion of unattainable happiness is what makes those drugs sell.
:D

A handfull of Valium makes happiness extremely attainable, but only for a little while. Eventually you have to wake up. I think. I guess. Maybe…

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Anonymous #
1 month ago (37 minutes after post)

Well, that about sums it up nicely. This was enlightening :)

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Je ne sais pa offline Verified User (2 years) Long Term User Shouts: 201 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month ago (40 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
Well, that about sums it up nicely. This was enlightening :)

lol, yep i agree. You should totally see the invention of lying. freaking awsome best movie eva made

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