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Road Kill Picker Upper?

Huh?

There’s such a thing you know.

How about: Sun Tan Lotion Rubber to Supermodels in the Caribean?

lol

That’s a job I want!

im not a guy!

Contract Killer? Mercenary? Proffessional pig wrestler? Dictator? Walmart Greeter?

Anonymous wrote:
im not a guy!

There’s also guys who are super models. Or hadn’t you heard?

littlenick wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
im not a guy!

There’s also guys who are super models. Or hadn’t you heard?

meh

thepursuitofknowledg wrote:
Contract Killer? Mercenary? Proffessional pig wrestler? Dictator? Walmart Greeter?

pig wrestler!?

There are some suggestions here.. http://www.womenswork.org/girls/caree… but remember that girls can be anything they want! (except male models I guess)

Anonymous wrote:

thepursuitofknowledg wrote:
Contract Killer? Mercenary? Proffessional pig wrestler? Dictator? Walmart Greeter?

pig wrestler!?

It could happen, better than a Walmart Greeter.

mumstheword wrote:
There are some suggestions here.. http://www.womenswork.org/girls/caree… but remember that girls can be anything they want! (except male models I guess)

They could be male models, I hear they have operations for that now.

thepursuitofknowledg wrote:

mumstheword wrote:
There are some suggestions here.. http://www.womenswork.org/girls/caree… but remember that girls can be anything they want! (except male models I guess)

They could be male models, I hear they have operations for that now.

Lol

true … but you’d have to have the career first to get the money for the op :)

mumstheword wrote:
true … but you’d have to have the career first to get the money for the op :)

That’s where the Pig Wrestling comes in.

True :)

I think there should be a support site offering alternative careers for pigs.

mumstheword wrote:
I think there should be a support site offering alternative careers for pigs.

There is, whitehouse.gov

* Mother Repairer - I’m sure that everyone could use one of these at some point, and I love my mother and I’m sure that most of you love your mothers too. Actually, this refers to the person who improves metal phonograph record matrices, which are also known as mothers.

* Skull Grinder - what’s impressive about this one is that the definition is actually worse than it sounds. You’ll need to click the link for it, but wait until you finish eating first.

* Chick Sexer - just watch Jon Stewart’s interview of Mike Rowe. There’s nothing else to say.

Some other good ones -

* Bat Cave Scavenger - from Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs show, this does not refer to people who rob Batman, since I know that’s what you were thinking.

* Tonsorial Artist - from The Weirdest Job Titles. Sounds like a fun name for Doctor of Internal Medicine (which could use a fun name), but it’s actually another way to say Hair Stylist.

* PHP Ninja - from The Jobs of Web2.0. Programmer by day, Security Guard by night. An example of Job Search Marketing.

* Honest Politician - ok, I made up this one. There are many other funny titles on the WaiterRant, if you ever need a good answer to the question ’so what do you do?’

Read more: http://jobmob.co.il/blog/strangest-jo…

I dont think i want to wrestle pigs!

Anonymous wrote:
I dont think i want to wrestle pigs!

Don’t hate it till you try it.

littlenick wrote:
* Mother Repairer - I’m sure that everyone could use one of these at some point, and I love my mother and I’m sure that most of you love your mothers too. Actually, this refers to the person who improves metal phonograph record matrices, which are also known as mothers.

* Skull Grinder - what’s impressive about this one is that the definition is actually worse than it sounds. You’ll need to click the link for it, but wait until you finish eating first.

* Chick Sexer - just watch Jon Stewart’s interview of Mike Rowe. There’s nothing else to say.

Some other good ones -

* Bat Cave Scavenger - from Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs show, this does not refer to people who rob Batman, since I know that’s what you were thinking.

* Tonsorial Artist - from The Weirdest Job Titles. Sounds like a fun name for Doctor of Internal Medicine (which could use a fun name), but it’s actually another way to say Hair Stylist.

* PHP Ninja - from The Jobs of Web2.0. Programmer by day, Security Guard by night. An example of Job Search Marketing.

* Honest Politician - ok, I made up this one. There are many other funny titles on the WaiterRant, if you ever need a good answer to the question ’so what do you do?’

Read more: http://jobmob.co.il/blog/strangest-jo…

Lol

thepursuitofknowledg wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I dont think i want to wrestle pigs!

Don’t hate it till you try it.

we’ll see ;)

Besides, that’s just until you can afford the operation to become a male model.

:D

At the very least, it would be an interesting report ( I assume this was for school)

Yea , lol