I just want to say…

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I just want to say…

Dear Windows

Microsoft… I hate you. I thought our relationship was going great. You allow me to play games with you, and do business. Weve been together since Windoes 98, then we upgraded together to windoes XP. Oh the fun we have had. Then I started college classes and needed to use MathCad. You were up to the task though, oh how great that was. And then you came to me and told me, I want to be Vista!… I was reluctant that I might lose what we had together… But you insisted, so I upgraded. And when I went to use MathCad on you, you said you were too cool to use MathCad. I beged, and pleaded. But you still said no. BUT THEN, you told me that if I upgraded you again, then you would use MathCad. You promised that if I upgraded you to Windows 7, then you could use a nifty tool called a Virtual Machine, and we could go back to the days of XP whenever I wanted to. It was so good, i didnt believe it would be true, but you insisted. Who knows you better then you!? So I trusted you, and I payed to upgrade you. And then when I downloaded that awesome tool called Virtual Machine, and ran it, you complained that my proccessor was just short of what you needed… And now you require me to upgrade my proccessor… I am so glad, that secretly I never told you, that I did not upgrade my desktop, and I am so glad it still runs XP… And now is a good time to tell you, that Mac is looking pretty handsome.

Thanks you,
Everyone… Everywhere

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (4 minutes after post)

Lmfao, this is great.
Genius.

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (4 minutes after post)

i will make a song after this… thank you

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (7 minutes after post)

This is amazing! Vista and I don’t get along much either. Unfortunately, I can’t afford a Mac!

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (10 minutes after post)

I Want A Mac Now!!!.. PC.. Its Over.

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (10 minutes after post)

hahahahaha

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (15 minutes after post)

I have Vita (what can I say), but its never been online and I havn’t have any trouble with it. Vista is needy and the door hinges to the control panel do get worn. However, after enough trips to make it retro compatible with programs, it seems to do well.
Love your love/hate letter

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mega ultra chicken 188 #
An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (16 minutes after post)

dear microsoft,
i just want to add that you are a sniveling little piece of worthless **** and though macs are ok, i still prefer linux, thank you

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mega ultra chicken 188 #
An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (19 minutes after post)

and anon’s processor that isn’t good enough because it doesn’t support virtual threading? linux can do virtual threading on a CELERON!! i’ve seen it myself

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (22 minutes after post)

… And now is a good time to tell you, that Mac is looking pretty handsome.

Don’t be deceived by his good looks anon. The Mac may look handsome, but that’s about it! In the end you’ll make the purchase only to find a year later that his performance is sloppy at best and he is incompatible with everything. Trust me on this, I once had an affair with Mac, only to be left broken hearted and computer-less. Don’t do it, man.

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mega ultra chicken 188 #
An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (25 minutes after post)

any you guys remember NT 4.0? now THAT was an operating system,

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (29 minutes after post)

lol (orginal poster) ya… its just screwing over my academic performance now, and has has severally hurt my already tight budgeted wallet…

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An Unknown Location | 3 weeks, 2 days ago (51 minutes after post)

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