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what is the funniest or wittiest pickup line you’ve

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courtybubble offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 206 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month ago (12 minutes after post)

none, pick up lines are lamooo

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SexySteph89 offline Verified User (1 month, 1 week) Shouts: 17 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (15 minutes after post)

Are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!

Haha all pickup lines are lame

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musicandlovemakepeac offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (21 minutes after post)

I know they are thats why they are funny and nice one
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SexySteph89 offline Verified User (1 month, 1 week) Shouts: 17 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (26 minutes after post)

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

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sarisa_grimwing offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month ago (3 hours, 3 minutes after post)

Hey stand right there.. he grabbed the back of my shirt, just as I thought made in heaven had to check because as you stood in that light you had a halo and wings.

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