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MARRIAGE!!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come to you

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It ‘ s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It ‘ s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

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Before marriage,
A man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he ‘ll fall asleep before you finish.

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There’ s a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than electronic banking.
It ’s called marriage.

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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES - Taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS - Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wife ’s are like Dhal & RICE - Eaten when there’ s no choice.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’ t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband:
Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women ‘ ?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don ‘ t marry?
A: Because they are already leaving a dog’ s life!

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Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn ‘t law permit a man to marry a second woman (in the west)?
A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!

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