This is my original top ten reasons. I, littlenick, made these up. I hope they help you decide whether to eat that food or not.
Top 10 Reasons Not To Eat That Food In Your Refrigerator:
1. It has green mold on it and you see some kind of life living in it.
2. It jumps back to the very back of the refrigerator when the light goes on.
3. You hear a hissing sound coming from it when you go to grab it.
4. It’s glowing in the refrigerator even when you press the light of the fridge to go off.
5. You hear strange noises coming inside the fridge in the middle of the night.
6. Your nephew is scared to open the fridge because he “saw it moving!”
7. When you put it in the microwave oven, you hear faints sounds of prayer coming from it.
8. Once you heated it and you go grab it to put it in your mouth, it bites your finger.
9. It does not look like any food you remember putting in there.
10. You put more food in the refrigerator but you swear you her somebody chewing in there and five minutes later all the food it’s gone except that one.