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That looks sort of like a recipe for diabetes to me.

um. do i want to ask what happened?

twodtwenty wrote:
That looks sort of like a recipe for diabetes to me.

Lol.

And I think one of my cute things would definately have to be you :P

Don’t get me wrong, I like Vodka and chocolate prolly a bit more than the next guy, but to replace love with vodka and chocolate? That’s going to be a lot of sugar. Fun stuff when you stop metabolizing alcohol and store it as a sugary substance on the sides of your innards, just to get drunk when you try to rehydrate in the morning.

selling love
$2.00 a pint

twodtwenty wrote:
Don’t get me wrong, I like Vodka and chocolate prolly a bit more than the next guy, but to replace love with vodka and chocolate? That’s going to be a lot of sugar. Fun stuff when you stop metabolizing alcohol and store it as a sugary substance on the sides of your innards, just to get drunk when you try to rehydrate in the morning.

Yea not smart…

Most likely not me, I’m short, fat, and ugly.

Suit yourself, I wouldn’t work for me.

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:
And I think one of my cute things would definately have to be you :P

Is that meant for twodtwenty or me? xD

Oh, totally meant for you :)

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:
And I think one of my cute things would definately have to be you :P

Is that meant for twodtwenty or me? xD

Oh, totally meant for you :)

awh you’re so sweet ^^ You’re included in my happy recipe!

Yay :D
*does little dance*

Haha, oh awesomeness :D
*happy hugs*

well if you don’t need love
pass it on to me.. ill bottle it up.. and like the geico commercial put it beside you where ever you are..saying *that’s the love you could be having*

So how come you’ve all of a sudden decided you only need cute things and not love?

world needs a lil love..
so what is the attraction between the cute thing and you.. is it that you ‘love’ it?? lol

darkscorpia wrote:
Because with love comes drama and arguments and random annoyances. Cute things are better! because cute things are cute always ^^

Have you recently experienced the drama and arguments and random annoyances with someone who you perhaps felt more for than cuteness?

fractal.scatter wrote:
So how come you’ve all of a sudden decided you only need cute things and not love?

Because with love comes drama and arguments and random annoyances. Cute things are better! because cute things are cute always ^^[/quote]

i think you are being afraid of love miss
you are only thinking about the side and almost inconsequential things related to love..
your forgetting the better and the most important parts about it [i know you know it and i know you’v felt it :) ]

darkscorpia wrote:
not recently honestly.. just constantly.. i know i’m a little complicated but sometimes some people just tell me i’m complicated without making just a little bit of effort to understand and just leave.

:( Well that sucks so it’s understandable that you might want to like only cute things. But you wait, cause one day just when you’re least expectiing it a totally awesome person will come along and you’ll be awed :P

And I know I’m pretty good, but even better hehe xD

darkscorpia wrote:
not recently honestly.. just constantly.. i know i’m a little complicated but sometimes some people just tell me i’m complicated without making just a little bit of effort to understand and just leave.

i think you do make an effort.. but your perspective on the subject is different..
i like that.. very interesting person you must be ..

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
not recently honestly.. just constantly.. i know i’m a little complicated but sometimes some people just tell me i’m complicated without making just a little bit of effort to understand and just leave.

:( Well that sucks so it’s understandable that you might want to like only cute things. But you wait, cause one day just when you’re least expectiing it a totally awesome person will come along and you’ll be awed :P

And I know I’m pretty good, but even better hehe xD

You’re awesome hun x !

I’ve got it into my head that i’m complicated cos i was told that, and i figure cute things won’t think so ^^ and if said awesome person arrives, i’ll give him/her a hug and then secretly wonder why said person was so late xD

And you :)

And as for being complicated; it’s just you haven’t found anyone who understands you. I know that sounds a little cheesy or whatever but that’s just part of finding someone you can be completely yourself with. And to that someone you’re not complicated; they can see the real you that hardly anyone knows about. Of course they can only see what you want them too.

darkscorpia wrote:
I see your point! I knew that, i guess i just forgot it for a little bit. This thing has been in my head for a while and i got a little annoyed and maybe a little worried.

And i’m a little sleepy so i have to get my butt to bed :( have to be up in less then 6 hours xD

That doesn’t sound fun. But night night :)

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
I see your point! I knew that, i guess i just forgot it for a little bit. This thing has been in my head for a while and i got a little annoyed and maybe a little worried.

And i’m a little sleepy so i have to get my butt to bed :( have to be up in less then 6 hours xD

That doesn’t sound fun. But night night :)

Night! and thanks for being awesome and making me feel better :]

Anytime :)

livin the dream buddy, worst case buy a wife from india, problem solved! well, till that diabeties makes you lose your sight..but still! lol

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:
livin the dream buddy, worst case buy a wife from india, problem solved! well, till that diabeties makes you lose your sight..but still! lol

I’m sweet by nature xD i live and breathe sugar! i’m a girl bdw lol

oh GOD my bad! lol, awwwkwaaard, but anyway, then you’ll be fine! you may wanna get thoe sugar lungs looked at though, just sayin

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:
livin the dream buddy, worst case buy a wife from india, problem solved! well, till that diabeties makes you lose your sight..but still! lol

I’m sweet by nature xD i live and breathe sugar! i’m a girl bdw lol

and india sells husbands too…wow, i am going to hell for this post lol

jesserman wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:
livin the dream buddy, worst case buy a wife from india, problem solved! well, till that diabeties makes you lose your sight..but still! lol

I’m sweet by nature xD i live and breathe sugar! i’m a girl bdw lol

and india sells husbands too…wow, i am going to hell for this post lol

LMAO. Smooth dude ;)

Out of curiosity, do these Indian wives come with warranties?

fractal.scatter wrote:

jesserman wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:
livin the dream buddy, worst case buy a wife from india, problem solved! well, till that diabeties makes you lose your sight..but still! lol

I’m sweet by nature xD i live and breathe sugar! i’m a girl bdw lol

and india sells husbands too…wow, i am going to hell for this post lol

LMAO. Smooth dude ;)

thanks, it takes special skillz :P

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

if you buy the electric microchip in the next accessory SURE! WHY NOT! lol

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Isn’t that the standard arrangement in marriages, with or without a bill of sale?

twodtwenty wrote:
Out of curiosity, do these Indian wives come with warranties?

nope, but they do come with goats…oh my god..i just made a racist joke o.e my bad

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

twodtwenty wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Isn’t that the standard arrangement in marriages, with or without a bill of sale?

well kind of, but in this arrangement he does it out of fear which is much more satisfying :P

jesserman wrote:

twodtwenty wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Isn’t that the standard arrangement in marriages, with or without a bill of sale?

well kind of, but in this arrangement he does it out of fear which is much more satisfying :P

I still don’t see the difference. I obeyed my ex-wife out of a unique blend of love and terror.

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

twodtwenty wrote:

jesserman wrote:

twodtwenty wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Isn’t that the standard arrangement in marriages, with or without a bill of sale?

well kind of, but in this arrangement he does it out of fear which is much more satisfying :P

I still don’t see the difference. I obeyed my ex-wife out of a unique blend of love and terror.

well.. . okay, you got me beat here lol

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

You get sweeter by the day! ^^

jesserman wrote:

twodtwenty wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Isn’t that the standard arrangement in marriages, with or without a bill of sale?

well kind of, but in this arrangement he does it out of fear which is much more satisfying :P

I won’t control by fear! i’ll control by fun! :)

uh huh… _

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

You get sweeter by the day! ^^

Lol. See it’s already started xD

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

see? she’s got it all covered! lol

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

Okay, now if there’s handcuffs involved, count me in. Where do you want me to cuff you??
:P

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

Okay, now if there’s handcuffs involved, count me in. Where do you want me to cuff you??
:P

who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

o.e kinky…and why can’t he wear the skirt in the relationship?! _

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

Pfft. Cuffs are only the tip of the iceberg.

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

Okay, now if there’s handcuffs involved, count me in. Where do you want me to cuff you??
:P

who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

o.e kinky…and why can’t he wear the skirt in the relationship?! _

i doubt he’d want to shave his legs. Kinda necessary for skirts xD

twodtwenty wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
If i buy a husband is he obligated to do what i tell him? Everything i tell him? *evil grin*

Nah you don’t need an eveil grin. A pretty smile from you and any guy would be yours :P

that and a whip and she’s got everything she needs :P

don’t forget the handcuffs, handcuffs are important!

Pfft. Cuffs are only the tip of the iceberg.

Cuffs have lots of fun uses ;) You can use them for good or for bad! restrict people for pain or pleasure. Depends on your point of view i guess xD

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Not saying that cuffs aren’t fun. More like they’re a good place to start, not a good place to stop. Find your inner freak, she likes more than restraint, I’m sure.

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Okay. I’m on my way round :D

Can I bring cream to. A little bit of a mess is a good thing ;)

darkscorpia wrote:
my freak is all out already xD and she’s up for anything!

You may just be the perfect woman.

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Okay. I’m on my way round :D

Can I bring cream to. A little bit of a mess is a good thing ;)

can i come?! o.e lol!

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Okay. I’m on my way round :D

Can I bring cream to. A little bit of a mess is a good thing ;)

can i come?! o.e lol!

Haha, nah-ah. She’s still a lady :)

fractal.scatter wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Okay. I’m on my way round :D

Can I bring cream to. A little bit of a mess is a good thing ;)

can i come?! o.e lol!

Haha, nah-ah. She’s still a lady :)

Even a lady needs someone to run the cam, keep the lights on subject, and maybe even form a cheering section. (Trust me, a cheering section rocks. Nothing quite like finishing to an applause.)

twodtwenty wrote:
Even a lady needs someone to run the cam, keep the lights on subject, and maybe even form a cheering section. (Trust me, a cheering section rocks. Nothing quite like finishing to an applause.)

Lol.

twodtwenty wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

jesserman wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:

fractal.scatter wrote:

darkscorpia wrote:
who said i’m the one being cuffed? XD i own the handcuffs and i wear the skirt in the relationship, therefore i will be the one doing the cuffing/whipping xD

Okay then missy. But if you get the cuffs then you forfit the skirt ;)

Hmm. I forfit the skirt and I’m allowed to whip you and feed you strawberries xD

Okay. I’m on my way round :D

Can I bring cream to. A little bit of a mess is a good thing ;)

can i come?! o.e lol!

Haha, nah-ah. She’s still a lady :)

Even a lady needs someone to run the cam, keep the lights on subject, and maybe even form a cheering section. (Trust me, a cheering section rocks. Nothing quite like finishing to an applause.)

see?! he’s a smart dude, we should listen to him! lol