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i will die by boredom waiting for something to happen and kill me XD

ronald mcdonald vs the burger king

nuff said ;)

mmm mating too much? i wish!!

Laughing. In 2012 I will die laughing at all the 2012ers trying to find the next apocalypse conspiracy and tie it to 2012 somehow.

I vote for aliens :D:D

it will kill me with water

Since it will be around christmas that this will happen I say that rudolph (you know the reindeer) will team up with frosty the snowman. They will both be high on a new drug, impaelors and they will eat our hearts away. Santa will make sure that we are all dead by breaking into our houses and wating our brains annd then puttin us on the naughty list. No presents in 2010! Lol

I will die high, very very high!!!!

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

and i will die falling… HAHA

I intend to not even notice if the world end’s!

lisa-giggle wrote:
Haha reminds me of that show “1000 ways to die”. x’D

That show’w weird!!

J.N Location unknown wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

and i will die falling… HAHA

I intend to not even notice if the world end’s!

apostrophe fail

Blackavar wrote:

lazy wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

and i will die falling… HAHA

I intend to not even notice if the world end’s!

apostrophe fail

oh god the terror!

apostrophes will kill us in the end!
fear them!!!!

THE INTERNET wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

lazy wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

and i will die falling… HAHA

I intend to not even notice if the world end’s!

apostrophe fail

oh god the terror!

apostrophes will kill us in the end!
fear them!!!!

Right, apostrophes, unnecessary commas, and the worst of them all, invisible, errant, missing, and omitted punctuation.

Useless, unneeded punctuation and needed but missing punctuation will kill us all.

Blackavar wrote:

THE INTERNET wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

lazy wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

and i will die falling… HAHA

I intend to not even notice if the world end’s!

apostrophe fail

oh god the terror!

apostrophes will kill us in the end!
fear them!!!!

nooooooooooo!!!!!

“mwahahaha!” said the ‘

omg we need to stop quoting, the more the ‘’s the horrider our doom

/it will be a boring newyears eve for the dust particles

:/

yar :/

Blackavar wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:

lisa-giggle wrote:
Haha reminds me of that show “1000 ways to die”. x’D

That show’w weird!!

i know right? why would someone snort fire ants anyway?!

Did you see the one where a woman went into a tent to, er, ‘play with herself’ then the wind blew her & the tent pretty far & she crashed into someone’s house & shattered her scull?
Man that was strange!!!

Yeah, I meant to say 2012.

Hahav lolz

I dont know exactly how i will die but im going out wearing nothin but a smile:D

SpazzySpizzy wrote:
I dont know exactly how i will die but im going out wearing nothin but a smile:D

There will be a lot of guy’s there with a smile on their face also if you do that!

This is like the Y2K thing, I won’t. I’ll be sitting at home raising my new baby. If the end of the world were to happen I’d probably be sitting on the couch with my 2 kids and my husband watching the wonderpets or something.

how will YOU die in 2012?

I will not. There are only 2 or 3 things that can kill me, and mayan apocalypse is not one of them.

Im going to choke to death on either caramel fudge cake, chicken things, or the reaaaally old whisky thats hiding in my slippers.

I will die typing my last response on help.com…

an black hole will come near the earth and every one will think that they will die

me to BUT

it miss it !!!!

BUT every one kills himself as some kind of ritual….:)

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

weed becomes legal world wide and all our money goes to weed and on 4/20 2012 the earth is covered in smoke making the best death ever.

Anonymous wrote:

J.N Location unknown wrote:
I will die high, very very high!!!!

weed becomes legal world wide and all our money goes to weed and on 4/20 2012 the earth is covered in smoke making the best death ever.

Sound’s great to me!

The world won’t end, all technology will fail and we will revert back to nature and develope mind reading abilities. Besides, the Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000. ;D jk i don’t like the Jonas Brothers

Well I certainly hope to be eaten by the rabbit from Montey Python and the Holy Grail. ’tis the most noble of deaths

Well I’m not supposed to tell anyone this but myself and a select few females will be left to re-populate the Earth when all you losers die! I will be smoking a fatty, chopping a line and drinking whiskey watching you die too… the world is sooo unfair.

I can’t wait! I want to stand a the top of a cliff and watch the world end and when it gets to me just going to let what happens happen!

i’ll blow my head off with a ******* shotgun in front of a school bus full of small children!

Assuming I can’t find the cure, I will be struck down by one of my grandfather’s invisible assassins in a courtyard full of dying trees.

Mass cult suicide.

What’s sad is that i feel like some of the 800 people on this earth that wouldn’t completely flip out and go crazy in the end of the world. Actually if the world ends on that day, all of the good people on Judgement day will be taken by Jesus Christ our lord to Heaven. Anyone remaining will be in the “New World Order”. You’ll be under the rule of Satan…You can chose to not die, but you’d be in the hands of the most wicked soul ever, or you can be killed and/or be tortured and go to Heaven. I’m not saying that i will be saved, that is up to God to decide. Prepare spiritually, rather than physically. Though i believe Armageddon is in Mid-2010, you guys can believe whatever you want.

Blackavar wrote:

fuzzysweater325 wrote:
Yeah, I meant to say 2012.

lols the gods of time forgive you because their boss was late

pfft “gods?” Why use the plural word? There is only one God.

JesusIsMySheperd wrote:

Blackavar wrote:

fuzzysweater325 wrote:
Yeah, I meant to say 2012.

lols the gods of time forgive you because their boss was late

pfft “gods?” Why use the plural word? There is only one God.

that is debatable, but if you want to debate it, make a new post about it. otherwise shut up and respect others thoughts. besides, it was a joke, and not meant in a serious manner as far as i can see.

IN THE YEAR 2012 I will not die , i will instead be left alone on the face of the earth with no one to connect too, which will later either make me go mad or make me the richest,smartest,happiest,beautifulist person on the face of the earth .

I will probobly die either:
a) trying to burn off the extra 7lb put on over christmas in 2011 for my new year resolution of 2012 (heart attack for over exertive exercise)
OR
b)die after an involvment in one of the many christmas rows held over the break at the end of 2011 and then the stress will lead to another heart attack in 2012…

got it all worked out :-)

JesusIsMySheperd wrote:
What’s sad is that i feel like some of the 800 people on this earth that wouldn’t completely flip out and go crazy in the end of the world. Actually if the world ends on that day, all of the good people on Judgement day will be taken by Jesus Christ our lord to Heaven. Anyone remaining will be in the “New World Order”. You’ll be under the rule of Satan…You can chose to not die, but you’d be in the hands of the most wicked soul ever, or you can be killed and/or be tortured and go to Heaven. I’m not saying that i will be saved, that is up to God to decide. Prepare spiritually, rather than physically. Though i believe Armageddon is in Mid-2010, you guys can believe whatever you want.

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I think a huge bomb might land on me and then explode. Yeah, Im pretty sure thats how I will die. Either that or by mad cow diease.

Lol this 2012 buisness reminds me of when people said the new mellenium will end the word… lol

ANYWAYS if we was to die the penguins in the zoo would break free and peck are eyes out, we will try using weapons against them but there skin is bulletproof :O

Chopsticks will rain down from the sky, piercing the brains of everyone on planet earth like steak knives through wet tissue paper.

I will die in an attempt to punch one of the asteroids that WILL MOST DEFINITELY hit Earth in 2012.
xD

Hellacious Haro wrote:
I will die in an attempt to punch one of the asteroids that WILL MOST DEFINITELY hit Earth in 2012.
xD

scream “FALCON PAUNCH” when punching the asteroids

Haro wrote:
I will die in an attempt to punch one of the asteroids that WILL MOST DEFINITELY hit Earth in 2012.
xD

THE INTERNET wrote:

Hellacious Haro wrote:
I will die in an attempt to punch one of the asteroids that WILL MOST DEFINITELY hit Earth in 2012.
xD

scream “FALCON PAUNCH” when punching the asteroids

Hahaha, I will!

Mr. Pianoman o_O wrote:

Haro wrote:
I will die in an attempt to punch one of the asteroids that WILL MOST DEFINITELY hit Earth in 2012.
xD

you’ll probably save us all XD

Hahah, of course. ;]
sorry for the double post people, i just saw this post after i posted my last post. xD

Aliens vs Ninjas vs Mighty Boosh

And we all die by brain trauma trying to understand the plot

Dr. Ralph wrote:
Well I’m not supposed to tell anyone this but myself and a select few females will be left to re-populate the Earth when all you losers die! I will be smoking a fatty, chopping a line and drinking whiskey watching you die too… the world is sooo unfair.

and none of these select few women are victoria secret models eh?!? lol :-)

I will die of laughter making fun of everyone who thought the world was going to end!

if i will die in 2012 then there is a war in the middle- east and i think i will be the 1st one to die .

i am Armenian, and christian not a Muslimor or just because i am a physicist

from the scenario that happened in iraq i will be dead fast [ High probability]

maybe by the invading forces or by the fundamentalist. or other

love you all

bladeingle2 wrote:
I’ll die looking up the sky wondering “well this is suposed to be the end…” then all of the sudden…… WHAM… hit by a truck.